Holy fucking shit!!!
HOLY SHIT!!!
HOLY SHIT!!!
HOLY SHIT!!!
HOLY SHIT!!!
[details=Spoiler] Did I say HOLY SHIT?! Damn last 2 minutes was unfuckwitable!!! Even though I suspected Tony a la ONE BILLION CHINESE surprise early on, I still didn’t expect it to be so randomly dramatic!
I actually got a bit misty eyed when Jack had the reunion with his daughter.
I’M A MAN DAMMIT!:sad:
Whoever mentioned the Philosophers is right on the money!
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Agent Phoenix trotting to her desk is GIF worthy!
^yeah, that titty-bounce was serious. I like just watching her walk with a reasonably tight shirt on. She has some great hips too.
thx for keeping it within the spoiler box content… but fuck it!!! I READ THAT SHIT!!! AHAHAHAHAH!!! I CAN"T WAIT!!! This is like knowing Jupiter’s going to get hit with meteors and asteroids! 1 HOUR TO GO FOR ME!!!
My theory (from page 21) is that Tony lied about the CIP device being destroyed. Why? Clearly he doesn’t want innocent civilians dead. So who does he have beef with? The answer is Charles Logan… who Agent Walker just happened to mention was alive in the first hour of this season. Coincidence? With a working CIP device he could find anyone, anywhere & do just about anything.
Tony
Including delivering a biological canister into a securely guarded, ex-president’s retirement home.
Maybe?? But the theory is looking better all the time.
Holy shit
@(*#&$@
My mind just fucking exploded from this episode. I always thought Tony might go back…but after the last few episodes I didn’t think there was any way that would happen. Holyyyyy shittt
I must have missed that bit about Logan being alive.
I mean, I could’ve sworn the last time we saw him, Martha carved his ass up nice and he flatlined in the ambulance.
actually i don’t remember it either. i could be wrong - as i am citing the infallible source that is wikipedia. the whole time i kept asking myself, who does Tony hate?.. and i always come back to Logan.
Awesomeness wrapped in more awesomeness.
Jonas Hodges
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Doc Macer, needs a bigger role, she is to damn pretty to just appear for 2-3 minutes per episode. And I agree with Gammadynamite, I remember her looking cuter around the face in previous seasons.
What Else but Tony
[details=Spoiler] I can’t believe Boss Moss after recovering from acting like a bitch early in this season, got the “Mace Windu” or I guess it would be the Nina treatment to highlight the completeness of Tony’s betrayal.
I mean, how does this make any sense? Who is bigger Voight? What is Tony’s end game? Has Kim hit the wall early because of her fucking NHL players?
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I honestly, have to wonder how they plan to follow this season up, because it feels like it was meant to be the last and so far has done a great job of being a fitting farewell.
[spoiler=]Why is Tony so cool? And why is Elisha Cuthbert so good looking?[/spoiler]
That black dood looked more like TRACY MORGAN to me lol.
Why?
Come on
[details=Spoiler]We all saw this coming.
Still, though. Damn. That was coldblooded.[/details]
you know…
[details=Spoiler] i knew something bad was going to happen once moss said to take the cuffs off tony.
i missed the part with jack meeting elisha cuthbert again, can someone tell me if hes going to do the HIGHLY EXPERIMENTAL TREATMENT WHICH WILL PROBABLY WORK ANYWAYS BECAUSE ITS 24?
my guess is no.
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no respect in the end lol, i heard the tick tock
Even tho I am still in a TV coma from TSCC Friday night, this was a great episode tonight.
And LOL @ Chloe’s little infomerical spot thingy about Global Warning, lulz
You were looking at her hips??
But yeah, Doc was looking on fire as well. I dunno what it was, but her hair made her look really friggin’ amazing. Tonight’s episode was full of the hotties. And comes on, anyone who says Cuthbert has lost some of it is crazy. Even if she’s not quite what she was before, anyone here who says she’s not attractive is crazy.
Yeah…
[details=Spoiler]What on earth is going on? This is the first season where it feels like they keep on upping things. Hodges WAS the final end boss who was behind Juma… and now someone is behind him?? And… Tony! Say it isn’t so, Tony! I was just thinking to myself how bad-ass Tony was in this episode, and how good it was to see him be the MAN again. And now it turns out he’s still the bad guy. Poor Moss… but you knew it was over for him when he had that heart-felt conversation with Renee. As soon as someone says something like that and figures out he really needs to “have a talk”, that pretty much means he will never get to have the talk. sigh
Man. What on earth can still happen? Do we even have enough time left? I don’t even know which hour we’re on anymore.[/details]
And I agree: Chloe’s little schpiel about Global Warming was awesome. She really has some amazing comedic timing. Her first appearance on Conan O’Brien is still the stuff of legends. Still sad that got yanked off of YouTube, 'cause now I can’t ever find it anymore.
I mean… he could have just knocked him out or something. He didn’t have to be extreme.
Hahaha I can’t wait for the mano-a-mano fistfight on top of a ship with the setting sun in the background. Seriously, this show is becoming more and more like MGS every episode.
Next episode: Hey Jack, forget that stem cell shit, we’ve got NANOMACHINES!
Man, just what is going to be GREY FOX’s motivation on this one?
HOLY FUCK @ EPISODE 18 of the BAUER POWER HOUR!
PRESIDENT SKIRT has called off the TOP GUN STRIKE on account of THE EMPEROR’S MISSILES. Things look bad for our heroes, but then DARTH ALMEIDA spots the REFUELING SPOT! THE BAUER calls up SKIRT and gets another one of those “I DIDN’T HEAR NUTHIN LALALALALA” unofficial approvals to go ahead and FLAME THE SHIT out of Starkwood!
DARTH ALMEIDA flips back into PSYCHO MODE and goes SOLID (CUERVO) GOLD on the mercenaries! He plants some C4, then hits the hapless guards with F+RH, ULTRA to blow up the C4 and save the day! PSYCHO TONY is back!
Meanwhile, THE EMPEROR and EVIL SCREECH have strolled up to SKIRT’S HOUSE to try and jockey for a seat at the table. SKIRT is forced to play along, until she learns of TEAM PSYCHO’s SUCCESS, at which point she returns and arrests THE EMPEROR. She also hits him with the best PSYCHO GLOWER we’ve seen since S3! THE EMPEROR reveals that he’s actually only really COUNT DOOKU, and he answers to a HIGHER POWER! When he said “just wait” I think I actually said OH SHIT!!! out loud!
Back at the FBI, SCARLETT has gone and summoned THE LEGENDARY STUPID ONE, none other than KIM “TEE HEE!” BAUER! Meanwhile, THE BAUER’s condition gets worse - JILL VALENTINE tells him that the end is very near. SCARLETT informs him that THE STUPID has arrived, and fighting off the UMBRELLA VIRUS, THE BAUER reaches deep into his PSYCHO RESERVES to try and lay a VERBAL BEASTING upon SCARLETT! But SCARLETT merely parries the PSYCHO VERBAL BARRAGE by telling him that it was THE STUPID who came to see THE BAUER! THE BAUER weakens and goes to see THE STUPID…who is substantially less hot, but…substantially less…stupid? She…owns up to her stupidity? She wants to take responsibility? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! THE (NOT SO) STUPID wants to help with the IMPROBABLEBUTIT’LLPROBABLYWORKANYWAYMIRACLECURE, but THE BAUER flatly refuses! The real reason why? With STEM CELLS involved, there’s a chance that THE LEGENDARY STUPID GENE might get infused into his system! He’d rather die a PSYCHO than live a STUPID IDIOT.
I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS EPISODE IS ONLY HALF OVER.
Things are looking TOO good for our heroes…so of course you know some shit is coming! RE5 TRACY MORGAN manages to steal some of the UMBRELLA VIRUS, and, taking out some FBI agents, completes a CLUMSY ESCAPE! BOSS MOSS takes off in a chopper with SOLID GOLD, who keeps shooting him MYSTERIOUS ALMEIDA SMIRKS.
BOSS MOSS catches up to RE5 TRACY MORGAN, and a firefight ensues! BOSS MOSS gets clipped by a shotgun shell…SOLID GOLD goes to help…you’re gonna help him, right Tony? Right?! RIGHT!!! NOPE. SOLID GOLD shows his true SITH LORD colors as he flips into TRUE DARTH ALMEIDA MODE and snuffs out BOSS MOSS with a PSYCHO FORCE CHOKE. Damn…just as BOSS MOSS begins to embrace the PSYCHO FORCE, he’s PEACED OUT! And without even a SILENT CLOCK!
RE5 TRACY MORGAN and DARTH ALMEIDA…working together!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!
Okay, so let me get this straight. The last surviving healthy member of TEAM PSYCHO has fully embraced the DARK SIDE, and the only hope AMERICA has left is that THE BAUER will get a miracle cure from THE LEGENDARY STUPID…?!
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…Next week’s edition of THE BAUER POWER HOUR will be brought to you from FRANCE, as I get the HELL OUTTA TOWN. AMERICA IS FUCKED.
Will THE BAUER be able to fight off the UMBRELLA VIRUS? Is DARTH ALMEIDA the final boss? I don’t even know what’s going on anymore! This episode left me EMOTIONALLY DESTROYED.
AND THERE ARE STILL 6 EPISODES LEFT!