He moved out of those white kid’s house and now’s he’s ridin’ with Africans. 
THE PIERCE is too fucking powerful.
Also, “Oh chineeeese” = line of the season.
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[details=Spoiler] Man, I can’t believe they introduced Allen Strange as Dubaku’s son and then off him the next hour.
Also a song that just came to me.
Who can bluff CIA and a pussy VP with voice alone?
Who can make Jon Voight get up from a meal?
Who can shoot white bitches when they don’t drop the phone?
Who can pimp slap Presidents like bitches on street?
THE CANDYMAN CAN!!
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Edit: Slap mention
Renee soaking wet and in tight pants was quite heavenly.
Yeah, wet renee > *
Best two eps of the season.
candyman bitch slapping president of the united states 
wet renee pulling a solid snake :hitit:
really good shit. amazing how there are no real guards in the white house. only random-ass “agents” with dem pussy 9mms. white house should have highly trained soldiers…WITH automatic assault rifles.
This is the best network tv show evaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr!!!
Damn this shit just gets better and better, I don’t even know where to start it’s so good.:lovin::looney:
EVERY FUCKING THING!!!
Spoiler
Where to start?!!! Where to start?!!!
-Ya gotta love when the Secretary of State said, “If Jack says there’s going to be an attack, there’s going to be a [motherfucking!] attack!”
-Weasel 2.0 really has some balls, to tell the President straight in her face “Like I’d tell you!” takes some cajones. He wouldn’t say that to Jack though…
-I shuddered when I thought both Aaron Pierce and Buchanan faced certain doom. :shake:
-Rich White Guy aka John Voight aka Warren Buffet is always behind the higher plot, I wonder if Juma is sending him a shipment of blood diamonds or something more unsuspecting. How the hell does he have such influence? Dart throwing in the middle of a crisis? Damn what an evil sonuvabitch!:mad:
-Agent Phoenix is a bad bitch, god I love her. She went above and beyond the call of duty to find out about the plot.
-I suspect Vice President Douchebag is apart of the conspiracy.
-Lastly, **Juma bitchslapping the Prez! **
This Show Is TOO FUCKING GOOD!!!
Anyone that can slap that creepy looking half-smile from Prez’s face is a winner in my book.
This ep was full of win.
Damn, I’m so slow… it took me until now to realize that the senator out for Jack is none other than CLARENCE BODDICKER from ROBOCOP ahhh!
Not a huge fan of the whole invade the white house thing, because it’s just like they’re rehasing invading CTU bit. But yea, they got the presidents daughter, and Juma bitch slapped the president that makes it all worth it.
This isn’t very important and is one of those blink and you’ll miss it moments. During the first hour when the Pres was talking to Tim (still don’t know what he does exactly) he said they were scanning airwaves/sites for any anti-american banter to see if they could track the attack. I immediately thought of youtube comments.
I wish they could have thought of a better way for that last ep to “happen”. Theres no way the Secret Service would back down and pull all their forces just cuz “Some Guy with a walkie-talkie” claims to have the President hostage with absolutely no proof.
Juma: “GET THE FUCK OUT! I HAVE THE PREZ AND I WILL KILL HER, I SWEAR!”
Secret Service: “Prove it!”
Juma: “GET THE FUCK OUT! I HAVE THE PREZ AND I WILL KILL HER, I SWEAR!”
Secret Service: “Ok, ok, sheesh, you don’t have to yell… We’ll leave, and if you DON’T have her hostage yet, we’ll give you some time to get her. Never liked the bitch anywho.”
^_-;
I call him Redd Forman…
Same. I hope his idealistic ass gets what’s coming to him.
I wet myself watching this episode, but it was manly testosterone laden MAN URINE augmented by the sheer force of the PSYCHO POWER. The power was too great for my mere mortal bladder and spewed the indescribable energy forth into my pants.
CANDYMAN displaying his balls of vibranium asserting his authoratay on da madam and just ruining the whole day for everyone. Looks like deepest darkest Africa has taken up residence in the White House. T’challa’s got nothing on this mutha trucka!
Will JACK be able to ward off the fear of a BLACK PLANET or will he fall victim to CANDYMAN’S deadly swarm of bees… (Africanized of course) as he starts going Rawandan on some presidential ass (too soon?)? Only time will tell!:wow:
BLEEPFRACKIN’ KA-CHUNG!
Really dug these two episodes, good music and action. I was initially kind of worried it was going to be another case of “Zomg CTU Attack Version 7.0!”, but it was handled well.
Except of course for panic rooms with no phone lines, haha.
Only con was Pimp D, who’s run of premium villainy was cut far too short. Even worst was the potential Lil’ D displayed, especially when hunting Bloodrayne down, be he too went out way too quickly.
Candyman doesn’t seem as intimidating.
The last 10-15 minutes of the show was NUTS!!! Top tier television. I just hope they can’t get at the Long Legged Mack Daddy that easily in real life. One more thing…
CANDYMAN IS GOD!!!
Nah, I’ll go with BODDICKER.
If it was Redd Forman, he’d walked up Jack shake his hand and ask “Do you need me to put my foot up his ass?”
Instead we got whining about civil rights, backdoor politicking to leak shit to reporters and in the middle of a hostage situation trying to justify how it all isn’t his fault because he stopped Jack from getting the information out of his treasonous underling.
I wonder where DARK CUERVO is at during all of this.