From women? I’m not surprised, but at the same time, why? :lol: “He’s gay? Now I want to have random sex with him!”
Bah, stupid boeing is working my man like a dog. :sad: Very little free time.
It just occured to me that for a while, I kind of took pride in being a straight guy that didn’t have sex as the #1 thing on my mind/being less of a pervert than other guys… I was like “Cool. Chicks won’t think I’m as much of a douche as most guys.” …and while that still remains true, I realize now, why.
shrugs
I’ve always pictured a big, greasy, Craig Markuk looking fool marauding Bow Wow’s ass to the point where sparks are flying everywhere.
Not so thin anymore. I used to be. I was 6’1" 172 up until college. Now I’m 220. It’s just something about a big girl that makes me lose it. I guess in that sense, I have a minute understanding of being attracted to someone society doesn’t accept. My boys used to see me and be like “haha you’re with a big girl.” Shit used to bother me, and then I came to terms with it and I was like fuck what anyone else thinks. Now when they’re all “haha you’re with a big girl.” I’m all “haha you’re by yourself”
Az: Big becky is funny for so many reasons. The one woman I clicked with on so many levels harder than anyone was literally a Big Becky (incidentally, she didn’t find it funny that Becky is slang for white girl lol). Next time I’m in Miami you can show me where the bigguns are. Big Bobby is all yours though.
haha amp youre too good. and for anyone who watches i love ny real got eliminated last night. im not gay but watching this show is way too funny seeing all these dudes fight over fuckin ny of all girls lol
as for why it happens… i dont’ know… i mean I guess some girls just feel so comfortable around gay guys that they just feel that we’re saftey dick… like incase of emergency break glass.
I told you guys before about this model chick that is like out grace from will and grace. We usually have our door unlocked cause like really … if anyone broke in … i guarantee they won’t break out… but anyway she usually comes in raids our fridge and then cuddles on the couch with us. But lately she’s got this habit of getting into bed inbetween me and my bf and just ranting about her prob’s.
She does this and 2 other girls are like this as well but they dont live in the building but still. independantly we get offered poon tang pretty frequently.
and i’m only using frequently in the sense of I hear it doesn’t happen alot in the straight world.
Accept and let me be your stunt double. As soon as the lights go out “Enter the Warlock”
I’ll meet you guys down there… Bear Billy is all mine 
I Know…
Seriously… she’s a terrible actress. All the fake crying… i felt bad for real cause i really think he wanted to be with her. Chance is soft… but it looks like he’s gonna get gully with it on tango.
oh and LOL @ "Chance is crying, but soldiers cry, doves cry, and even dogs cry… so… you know."
LOLOLOL what a dumb ho
I cant stand tango. he’s Okay looking… but that hat to the side that fake swagger when he walks and that whole wanna be smooth attitude is just ugh. I would’ve eliminated much earlier in the show. Real should just be greatful he’s a great catch and anyways cant turn a hoe into a housewife, hoes don’t act right. She’s does hoe activities with hoe tendencies hoes are her friends hoes are her enemies.
Really I would pay like 100 dollars for if someone ever made this dvd:
New york
sista patterson
Krazie
Boots
Bucky
Delishous
Buck wild
All in a room, No rules no weapons, and on a big tv screen they are showing ny talking shit about everyone in a loop and krazie singing.
Even if the vid lasted 5 minutes I would pay top dollar for it.
No lie my hetero friend and i was seriously going to do that to this girl that wouldn’t leave me alone. She was this peruvian hottie that kept inviting me over for a sleepover. But you could tell that she’s gonna go super posessive after the sex is over she’s just that type. so we ended up not doing it.
I’m terrible i know.
Flavor of love I watched. i love New york only gets play if a female is watching it in my living room lol.
By the way, I figured I’d add something to this thread. here’s Carlos (doujinshi) playing with his wee.
hahahaha you niggas recorded me while i was playin?! haha i dont care that game is way to good
You and bumbaclot on the phone were hilarious.
that’s a good sized livingroom.
Hahahaha, random ass wii playing. What game is that?
Well here’s hopin’ I get invited to some poon at a time when I’m actually single.
wario ware shyt is fuckin crack
Hahaha, ah, right on. The GC version of that game wasn’t exactly top tier, but I bet the wii one is beast.
I went on a date with that guy, it was all right, pretty laid back. He’s a lot more timid than I thought he’d be. Seems nice enough though. Our schedules are pretty incompatable at the moment, he works when I don’t and vice versa. Oh well, we’ll see what happens.
dude… don’t tell me it was like forced conversation and all that… i hate that feeling … I hate when you go out with someone and it’s like they are reading off a list of questions for you… instead of actually conversating with you. I mean i know that alot of times that’s a nervous thing… so joe maybe next time things will flow a little better and you guys will have more fun.
Well we were watching a movie and did most of the talking before and after. And yeah there’s gonna be a second date to see if there really is chemistry or not. If not then I think at least there should be a decent lay out of it. At this point I’m good with either scenario.
And I played the SA folks this weekend at Marvel. I hadn’t had time to just waste a night away with gaming and I’m happy to say I still haven’t lost my edge. Though everyone else is getting better and I can’t tear though them like I used to.
Still got it.
I need to get more practice in with my makoto at cf … i havent had anytime to do anything. Hey joe i’m in dallas this thursday to sunday. But i hear the weather there is gonna be crummy all weekend. :sad: I gotta try to find where the locals play in dallas. Last time i was out there i went to some arcade in some mall and destroyed people in third strike but even killed it in MARVEL!!! and that’s not even my game i’ve got a pretty basic… eh… well i guess the only thing i have in marvel is I know how to do cool tricks… but i cant fight in marvel for shit. By cool tricks i mean I can do like combo continuations from the floor and shit like cap com’s and cammy’s like i can do a cool tron/sentinal trap that works well…
and i can play mvc2 with one hand behind my back for when i want to win a bet. But i can only play one handed on a standard cabinet and i have to be using Juggernaught/tron/cable. But i only do that when i want to show off.
other than that i suck i need help in marvel desperately… maybe i should pay some pro like 300 for lessons or something.