Not another Gay thread... version 2.0.5

Weird, I never thought about it 'til that question of ShinAkumaX’s, but yeah it’s really easy for me to be friends with someone I think is attractive. All it is is a bonus. They’re a friend and then hey whaddya know they’re nice on the eyes.

On the whole it seems like hetero guys are almost always after sex if they’re friends with a hot chick (and the ones who aren’t are instantly labelled gay by the other ones) but it’s just not that hard for me. I acknowledge that I’m attracted to the person but I just set it aside.

Hahaha, I miss that fuckin’ hair. Glad it was appreciated. :tup: I’d fuckin’ kill to still have my 'hawk. Fucking work. Thank you, though. I’m glad other people agree that I can pull off my eclectic style choices because even if I couldn’t I’d be doing it anyway. So at least I can look pretty while I do it. :lol: Hahah, that dress shirt is so awesome. It was one of a few shirts I bought while I was too fat to wear it and told myself I’d lose enough weight to wear it and I’m really glad I bought it anyway when it didn’t fit. Fits great now and it’s a fucking cool shirt.

Only the young ones.

Relating to the being-friends-with-attractive-people topic? I see, I see.

shinakumax…it’s a different kind of cute. but still cute! well if I find my straight friends attractive…that’s all right…but if he happens to be gay or bi…that messes stuff up…especially if we end up having sex…I’ve lost some friendships from that : /

straight hair is ok…I definitely wish I had it sometimes…(i think I do…it’s just my hair is weak as hell and curls up and shit at the ends) but there’s some things you can’t do with it.

honestly sex doesn’t screw up a friendship for me.

Alot of times it’s cool to just get that out of the way. More than anything you spend your time wondering … I wonder what it would be like to nail my hot friend. after your done you can be like “I remember what it was like to nail my hot friend. that was cool.” But then again i guess that’s different if you catch feelings for them afterward… but only you know you. So if your that type maybe it’s not good to be buds with someone you are hot for.

As for the straight friends that i find hot. in a lot of cases its just forbidden fruit. <-pun intended.
But even the straightest of my straight friends can deal with a steady stream of bearhugs that’s cool by me.

it’s not that sex always ruins it…just in those situations. I can admit that it is partly my fault for having sex when I was not ready for it/etc. but I don’t think it will happen anymore…unless it’s on their part.

Damn you and your hot friends. :arazz:

That must be the Best. Sex. EVER! :looney:

I dunno, I always approach people for friendship first. Real, let’s sit down with a few beers and a 2 joints and play mario 3 friendships. I figure if I find a person that I have enough in common with that we can enjoy something like that. I’m good with that.

I don’t need someone to be my everything. I get different things from different girls. Some girls I go hiking with, some girls I talk about brain stuff, some girls I go dancing with, some girls I go for confort, sometimes emotional, sometimes physical. I find that works for me.

So yeah, a hot girl, I’m actually kinda mean to them if they play the hot girl role rigt away. Hot girls are used to having all sorts of attention given to them. So they don’t try to actually talk to you like normal people. Die Hard is my favorite Christmas movie, ever. That’s the kinda stuff I want to discuss.

I’ve never had sex with a friend, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t tried. Thankfully they stopped it, I’m glad they did.

speaking of great hair… i just saw a commercial that had Prince (or the artist formerly known as) awesome hair…

but that guy looks great.

He’s gotta be like mid 50’s now.
Prince has always been top 5 for me… even though he’s not a bear… even though he seems a bit fem… he’s still freaking hott. :hitit:

Purple raiin, purrrple raiin.

Sick new Avatar, Casey. :tup:

Game… Blouses.

…you guys want some grapes?

…bitches.

-SH

LOL … okay okay… I’ll tell you guys something.

So the only wet dream that i can vividly remember having was about oddly enough… a stereo.

I’m not making this up…

So in this dream I saw this stereo i wanted and me and this giraffe were talking about how awesome the sound would be. But he didn’t have any money and I was in my underwear so I said lemme go home and get my pants…

So we hoped on this rollercoaster and it broke down infront of this house so the giraffe was like lets rob this guy for some money and get that stereo…

So the giraffe puts on a mask and I take off my underwear…

We kick in the door and It’s prince… with my stereo. and he’s dancing around in a circle around the stereo so my giraffe breaks out on me… and i’m left in a room
pantsless with prince and the new power generation and a stereo.

So prince comes over to me dripping with sweat cause he was really into the dancing…
hes out of breath and he says to me:

"I can tell that you really want this stereo."
and looks at my naked crotch…
“go on… you can take it.”

I go :
"whoa really thats really - - "

spooge

I woke up covered in spunk.

true story … er… dream.

…my god…

-SH

Last wet dream I had, it was 1945, I just got back from the war, and I was hijacking shipments of guns to sell to the mob, and I met this hot chick in a red dress then we did it.

Wow.
:amazed:

Trueblue that av is fantastic!

So here’s my plan:

One of you guys has a party and invite your friends over, mostly the hot female ones (and by hot I mean so fat she sweats all the time). Then we all get drunk and make it a sleepover. Then I surprise buttsechz one of the chicks and tell her I thought it was a dude’s ass since the lights were out. Deal?

I skipped that post several times and then I noticed the giraffe and Prince and I had to read it. :rofl: A fucking giraffe!

I can host that party! :rock: