Not another Gay thread... version 2.0.5

so I had to fix a connection under his desk the other day… and like … he wouldn’t move so i was like under the desk and the basket was less than a foot from me… He goes “You want me to move?” I go " no… in fact feel free to move in closer i’m enjoying the veiw" He leaned back and laughed…

I think he likes the attention.

and again when i was all done he gave me that really gruff voice saying “Thats my boy.”

SPURT

edit high pitched or effeminette tuned voices arent so much a turn off for me… i mean … they’ll have something in there mouth soon enough that would hinder any speech for a while anyway. So Chaz don’t think your valley girl voice is going to save you from the hunt. :wink:

naturally or in a constant falsetto?

regardless, I won’t to jump your bones GTC haha whatever that means. you don’t play marvel? what with the hulk av and whatnot.

fuck, so excited, going evo north today! and I’m fucking horny…it’s too much too handle. but yes, I usually put vgames before sex. usually much easier that way.

Hehe…:sweat: :sweat: thats an … uh … intresting term :sweat:

I do play marvel but i’d get owned pretty quickly… i only know how to do a few tricks a few air combos and i can make it look pretty but they arent practical combos so i get owned.

I will play one handed mvc2 vs anyone of mediocre caliber though. that’s actually fun. playing with one hand just ads insult to injury :slight_smile:

I do that sometimes too. it’s fun.

I wanna leave work early, but I bet I won’t be able to… : /

Quit your job. Duh.

Make vgames > Sex > work.

Where do you work?

:rofl: I was gonna make a joke about something like that, but hey, I don’t need to. It’s true. Hahaha. I was wondering how he had weird timing like that. Hahah, good, good.

Do post more, amir. Haha. <3

I also totally agree with the high-pitched/effeminate voice thing. Unattractive indeed.

yeah vgames is definately on top. it used to be

vgames>a life>work>school>sex hah

I work at the University of Chicago

my title is project assistant but I do a buncha different things.

the Project being a multi-million dollar Campus Expense Management System

That’s Amir cool Amir. Sex Amir will Amir always Amir take Amir over Amir vgames Amir for Amir me…well Amir it Amir depends Amir on Amir the Amir person Amir I Amir guess… Amir and Amir the Amir game.

Nah, Amir fuck Amir it. Sex>all Amir.

yeah, well maybe when I have a good sexual encounter for once, still haven’t had an orgasm during sex…

For me it’s Money > Sex > vgames

I wouldn’t miss out on making money to get some ass.

wait… wha??

actually yeah, forgot to put money in there, would probably be behind vgames since I use a lot of my money on vgames =P

yeah, have never had an orgasm during a sexual encounter…but you better be sure the other guy (or guys) did… :[

edit:vgames>money>a life/friends>school>sex

lol I’m all sorts of fucked up =D

I wasn’t able to have an orgasm with someone till after lord knows how many times. I’ve easily had 20+ encounters by then. And the guys did try, but I did have some weird shit going on I don’t know. I had no problem when I was alone, it would take me 5 minutes if I wanted to.

Don’t worry…it will change eventually.

yeah, it’s not really my fault so much as the guys only care about theirselves getting off. typical.

That’s why I prefer having fun with me, myself, and I or videogames…instant sure gratification

Yeah, these guys really did try. I felt bad cause they thought I wasn’t into them, but it wasn’t like that.

:wow: WHAT?!?!?!?!!

aww that’s bad too, but in a different way : /

I do use Gai (I change him out for Yuri for certain bad matchups and shits and giggles because Yuri in this game is like Iori in 2k2), but I like Adel. Motherfucker’s tricksy, and I apparently have a hard-on for characters who have poor defense. He’s also absurdly good for stun and quick shift.

Why you gotta make me hit you baby? My voice is anything but feminine.

I wish you would sweetie. :wink: you know im just teasing you.
Btw… your purse fell out of your mouth when you just spoke… it’s cute.

BOD:
So if you havent orgasm’d during sex then what kind of selfish guys have been topping it off for you?

I definitely have the “i gotta get mine to get yours” policy.

LOL :blush:

next time we play 3S i’m using 12 Xcopy on you and btw
thanks for inviting me to go bowling with you … ass :lame:

I hope you get stuck in a dark room with goblin and no lube :china: