I used your user title as a South Park-style insult the other day.
"Oh, come off it, you cock-stuffing anal conquistador!"
And I says to myself I says "I have to remember to thank Azagtoth."
So thanks, Azagtoth.
lol…you weren’t here for our OG gay names tier…I’ll have to look it up.
Aww come on, you sure wouldn’t double team him with me?
As an aside, I’d hit Kurt too, and like at least half of his friends that I know of, but we knew this. :looney:
I can’t imagine actually calling someone an ass conquistador.
Hah, I found the post from the old thread:
Updated Queer Names, from PC to non PC:
Cock Gobbler
Rectal Ranger
Anus Reaper
Fudge Packer
Tube Jockey
Cum Dumpster
Cum Guzzler/Jizzum Tooth/Mayo Gargler
Ass Pirate/Anal Pirate
Ass Conquistador
Queerbag <—THANKS TO SANCHEZ (Happy? :/)
Faggot/***
Stick Chaser
Butt Fucker
Queer
Homo
Gay/Poof
Sunshine/Happy Camper
I think it may soon be time for a change. 
Oh, god. Azagtoth: Rectal Ranger?
Iunno, dude, I think Ass Conquistador is funnier.
C’mon dude…you can be the Pink Rectal Ranger.
I’ll be blue.
Jimmy the hand can be brown.
But I don’t do the butt sex.
Lobster pasta tonight, oh good lawd.
YUM! Jessus…just blow him already. You know you want to. ;):woot: You get good meal…he gets head…everybody wins!:lovin:
**Lobster Pasta for my Ass:**The Toha Heavy Ind. Story Part 2
Written by: Toha Heavy Ind.
Edited by: Iwst99
Pictures by: Azagtoth
Prologue by: The Green Trench Coat
Epilogue by: Drummerlinejoe
Holy god.
The Boss from MGS3 = I’m leaking from the vagina I don’t even have yet.
yeah i love you… but… dont’ ever say that again.
Can do, bossman. :tup:
My supervisor just grabbed my ass I walked by him…I won’t even mentioned the number of gay innuendos that have come from him. If he ain’t gay I don’t know what he is.
A guy grabbing yo ass should be clue enough…
My coworker took a picture of my coworker of my supervisor with his pants down in front of me…don’t ask.
Where the hell do you work? 
Sounds like Homos R Us.
lol…some skin care company. He’s married and has kids older than me…not that it really means anything.
I mean, this is some serious sexual harassment at work! Or is sexual harassment only between a man and a woman? Or maybe it isn’t if the harasser is cute?