hehe… So I’ve been training at my gym now with a personal trainer for a few months… it’s so funny they think i’m the straightest guy ever. I love it it’s so funny, because sometimes i slip up and nearly give myself away. Like yesterday the other trainers come up to me and they are like
"ayo did you see that girls ass son it’s banging"
I said: "I know she’s got a fat ass… I wonder where she buys her jeans cause …"
my trainer turned and looked at me, so i tried to clean it up with “cause you know, if i wanna replace them after i rip them off”
This other time this girl walked by us while i was working out and my trainer was like “you should go talk to her” I said… “about what?”
this pretense is hard work lol. But it’s also very funny playing straight.
Met with chub from airport, shit was hawt. I know I promised pics, but I felt weird asking to take a pic of him.
We were supposed to meet at his hotel and go out for a drink…I made it to the hotel but we never made it out. He is realllly cute. About 5’10, moustache, 41, light brown hair, ex football player build. One of the hottest chubbies I’ve been with.
We got there, talk for a bit, ended up playing around, then fucking around…after round 1 we sat around watching a football game (LSU) and talking and playing around. We ordered a pizza since we were too comfortable and didn’t want to leave the room. We played around till the pizza got there, then once it did we fucked around again…after round 2 we ate pizza and watched TV. I told him I should get going since I had to work, and he asked me to stay…which I did. So in the morning we continued round 3, then I took off home (where I am typing this from) and now I’m going to work…
Fun night. He’s from Seattle and he kept saying I should go out there some weekend and he’d show me around. Mech, I might be seeing ya sooner than you think. :looney:
I was hanging with 3 dudes the other night, right up ya’lls alley. They were pretty hot actually. And uh, one of them I messed around with about 2 years ago, hehe.
Iwst is so freakin lucky. I hope when i’m done with all my training i’ll be hot enough to pull chubbs like that. shit.
And DLJ I could be out with these trainers and all. But really this guy hurts me enough when i train with him … he’s a total jesus nut and yet still have a pretty feroicous hunger for that Power U.
It’s just like yeah I could tell him and then i have to deal with all that uncomfortableness Pluss he’s got to touch me sometimes to spot me I don’t want him worrying about looking like a homo to do his job keeping me safe. That plus i only train with him 3 times a week and on my own 3 times a week so really that’s just 3 hours out of my life i play straight. not so bad. Plus he’s not cute and with the exception of one mediocre russian cub all of the men there are not hot. So it’s not like I could be working that angle.
try harder, look in other places? it’s seriously not hard to do. it’s quite easy to be a slut with guys you think are hot, not that I am…I just know =D
You want guys all over you? Join a gay bowling league.
I think it helps that I’m the youngest guy there, problem is there is too many people that aren’t really my type, that won’t leave you the fuck alone even after you hint you’re not doing shit with them. My bear bowling partners just LOL at me. They’re not all bad looking, but just not my type. Joining an activity filled with gay men is a great way to hook up.
Also, I think gyms are one of the easiest places to pick up guys at…but it also depends on the gym, and gym location. Some sauna and shower situations emulate those of a bath house perfectly, and it’s easy to spot the gay men in those.
All im sayin iz be slut central.
Well, then again i live uptown. But ur making it sound waaay too easy.
Yeah, i gotta get my ass in a gym. I dont do any sports though. Or bowling. Although, im getting really tired of hearing “Ever thought about football?”
So my father asked me to go with him to a Scottish festival this weekend (up in Fort Lauderdale?). Hope there’s some decent eye candy this year.
Me: You know you’re supposed to wear shorts underneath that thing, right?
Father: How do you know that?
Me: Ummm… Well… it was hard NOT to notice seeing a bunch of dudes bending over in skirts!
Father: It’s called a KILT! :annoy:
I feel the opposite way. Got Tekken, SC, Rival Schools and only practiced each game for an hour at best.
Then again it’d be a waste to not play more XI and GG:AC.
And to think that Dreaded Fist’s stick is collecting dust nearby… Bah… I should really pick one game and start using the stick.