North Carolina Thread LX

Alice-chan · August 15, 2011, 11:20pm

I don’t get how NC could have this many troll accounts but yet people still fall for it. Good job whoever is doing that. Not SupremeDNA level yet but still quite good.

kittyciara · August 15, 2011, 11:23pm

Lol. Nice.

Just face it dude. You’re too scrubby to beat him. I mean, he’s not begging his mom until he’s sure someone else out there is as good as him.

Sister>samurai

I am here: http://maps.google.com/maps?ll=55.705560,12.587722

Old_Man_Doom · August 15, 2011, 11:38pm

PheontrixRising is obviously a god people and won’t bless us with his presence unless we prove it to him. My question is will him mom make me lunch and dinner?

That being said definitely hosting my usual gathering this Wednesday. So hit me up if you want to get bodied lol. Can’t believe I just said that shit.

PS Good games last night with Josiah and Bryce. Hope the food and drinks were OK too lol

Return_of_Shiki · August 15, 2011, 11:49pm

I’m only going to his house if his mom serves me dessert after dinner.

And by dessert, I mean pie.
And by pie, I mean her vagina.

Old_Man_Doom · August 15, 2011, 11:57pm

Nah, can’t do that. Think of it, 3 kids, with the oldest being 24, that thing is probably like the Grand Canyon, dry and vast. Lunch and dinner would be fine. You know she has cooking experience.

bryri · August 16, 2011, 12:07am

PhoentrixRising:

hey everyone my name is is anthony sore nd im lookin for ppl to play against my older brother [hes 24] and my younger sister [14] are no longer competition. i watched evo and im way bttr then noah so im sure i cud have made top 32 at evo this year so dont worry about me being new. im very good and my hulk does a lot of the work and if yousomehow manage to get passed my hulk i have tron and phoenix to back things up. DONT TRY TO PICK WOLVERINE AGAINST ME i wont even bother to play you it is unfair and online scrubbby tactics. i want to know where to play people offline im ready to beat ppl offline nstad of just online i want to c there faces after i win. only good players pm me so you can come over and play i wont travel anywere cus my mom and brother probably wont drive me and if you can beat me then i might be worth to me to beg my mom for a ride to play you again but i need to find someone in the state good enough to make me keep playing this game cus rite now im bored online and with my current competition.

Finally, someone else’s post shall be the laughing stock of our events now. The difference here is a lot of my post was a joke, and this guy–well, he’s just illogical. Phoenix/Dark Phoenix is the best character in the game–and you can’t say that she isn’t. The fact that you play Phoenix means that you have no right to complain about Wolverine and I’m sure everyone will agree with me on that one. So you want us to drive out to poodunk Rocky Mount (with no guarantee of free meals including dinner and 40+ year old dessert) to play a 17 year old and the rest of his family just to see if you’ll come to us? That doesn’t make any sense. You need to make the effort if you want to break into this scene. I travel everywhere because I’m new and I also go out of my way to be nice in person. If you’re 17 why don’t you have a license? I’m sure the scrubs you play against let you play your team in order and then get randomed out by Phoenix. I’ve played online and most people don’t snap her in and they suck against most invincible assists. Word to the wise, you shouldn’t come on this forum sounding the least bit entitled or grandiose because these people don’t like that. You said something about someone saying okie doke? But look at your spelling. Who the fuck types like that? Don’t assume that you’re better than anyone, I didn’t even do that. I’m just letting you know that the offline scene is really different from the online scene. Your team sounds poorly assembled–and you will get Wolverined up if you come out to any events. That’s just inevitable. If you can convince Couch King to come out to your house and play you, he will probably own you. Apparently he’s pretty gdlk though, so be careful.

arstal · August 16, 2011, 12:12am

Well, looks like Daishi’s going to make this thread happy today- 4 returning chars added: 2 are Maxi and Tira (surprised me)

Where’s my cougar Mina?

Jon_Slayton · August 16, 2011, 12:27am

It’s the thought that counts. Maybe we could money match. I put up the 5 dollars, he puts up his mom? He might need to throw in about 4.50 to even it out though.

Guys I’m not coming out anymore. Choco is more than enough experience than I need to beat any of you. She may not have hands and her feet might be tiny and taloned, but she’s good practice for my Hulk / Sentinel / Arthur team.

Trykt · August 16, 2011, 12:39am

I’ll contribute an Xbox, a copy of AE’d 4, and a CRT.

Blaziansolja · August 16, 2011, 12:51am

Session today?

Havox · August 16, 2011, 1:09am

i think i did alright for just playing against my younger brother. dont get me wrong, he’s definitely trolling but its doable.

anyway, i’d like to come out this thursday but dont have an address. can you pm it to me?

PhoentrixRising · August 16, 2011, 1:23am

you cant even find an address and you dare compare your brother 2mine wthell is this world coming to. just becase you have an x in your name dont think you are at my skill level and my brother plays me so he can probably take out your whole family in marvel and also halo just incase you want to compare your familyto mine in that game to. & + all this talk about my mom [wrote it like that since uguys cant understand how i type and im using WORDS but you all use cymbols} is stupid my mom is hot and you all wood probably call her a milf and second it has nothing to do with the game you all are scared ‘oh i wont come playu u come prove to us’ all i hear is excuses

Old_Man_Doom · August 16, 2011, 1:26am

you said your mom was hot and I’d call her a milf. Really?! Really?! Really?! When that changes everything, you may call me your new daddy now.

ExeErdna · August 16, 2011, 1:31am

oh man phoenix just quit you’re embarrassing yourself.

Frission · August 16, 2011, 1:31am

at first i thought you meant chocoblanka, then i realized that you probably meant your bird… i was starting to imagine chocoblanka with no hands and tiny feet, very disturbing.

XxJosxX · August 16, 2011, 1:36am

Oh no, your post was legendary. No troll (save for maybe Supreme DNA aka Supreme Troll of all Trolls) can outdo what you did.

==

“I don’t do any drugs or drink sodas.”

“I don’t care if you drink sodas or smoke cigarettes or anything like that, but I just wanted you to know where I stand.”

bryri:

** I Want A SSF4 Friend (Triangle)**

I am looking for a top tier or at least a better than average fighting gaming friend–specifically SSF4 & MvC3. I play on PSN, but it doesn’t matter if you have an Xbox or what not. I’m looking to pick your brain, watch you play, and then go over some basic and advanced things & be your (hopefully good and maybe even best, who knows??) friend as well. Aside from gaming, I graduated from UNC and I’m going to State in the fall. I run a 5K in 27:00, so I’m not fast but I keep myself in good shape. I recently ended things with my GF and I’m not eager to find any female companionship outside of the normal needs right about now. I do have guy friends, and they game some, but none of them are as high level as I am as far as First Person Shooters–or gaming in general.

Right now I only play MW2 on XBL and my k/d is a 3.95, close to 200 nukes, and I can literally run any play style at this point. I’ve been a top tier FPS player since I was in 9th grade, but I’ve played them since 7th grade. I played a PC game (TFC which is a Half-Life Mod–which is the nerd lingo for add-on… not cheat) and was in the 7th best American clan and the 17th best European clan by the time it was all said and done. The euro clan was more impressive as I had to account for lag at all points and Europeans were better at that game than Americans. My euro clan would’ve been top 8 US. In Halo 2, I was in the 3rd best online clan (according the the Bungie leader boards) and we didn’t cheat. I gamed at a high level in Halo 3 reaching 50 easily multiple times on multiple accounts and my numbers in MW2 speak for themselves.

Basically FPS’s are starting to bore me and with the state of these games right now, I really just don’t like the FPS community anymore. After the black ops launch, I started to realize how much FPS developers have really started to get away from their core values in order to even out the playing field and make sub-par gamers become at least average now $$$. Not everyone is supposed to be good and the randomness and inconsistencies across most FPS’s as of late have gotten me to the point where I’m ready to put the controller down for a fightstick. I could literally talk your head off about why FPS’s have pissed me off recently with unbalanced balance, but I’ll keep it short. If that’s something that interests you, I can definitely teach you what I look for and how I approach all FPS’s and help you become a better gamer than what you are. My playing style isn’t about how well you can aim either, it’s all about a strategical approach.

Right now I only own MvC3 on PS3, but I will get a madcatz TE fightstick and SSF4 (FOR PS3 even though I have an Xbox) within the next 3 weeks once I get my first paycheck for a new job that I’m starting at the end of the week. I work 20 hours a week M-F and I’ll be free for the summer as it’s only a temporary position–which is good because I’ll be a full-time student in the fall. I live at home and will continue to do so until I enroll in grad school which should be within the next year and a half. I would prefer you live in the Durham/Chapel Hill area, but if you live in Raleigh then I could commute. For a number of reasons you would not want to game in my house, so I’m hoping we can game at yours. I have a small HDTV and I can easily pack my stuff up xbox/ps3 and take it just about anywhere.

Please don’t be an average gamer here as I’m starting fresh with fighting games, and if I have a much higher ceiling than you, then that’s pointless because I’ll surpass you rather quickly. I am a gamer and I want to understand the game and get competitive on a sort of high level. I don’t care if you’re 18 or older than me, like I said, this isn’t me wanting to hook-up with a dude because I like girls. I curse like a sailor, don’t give a damn about being politically correct, and I’m just a regular guy for the most part. BAD WORDS (edit) are all part of my regular everyday vernacular. You have to be able to handle that stuff because that’s just part of me venting my frustrations as I learn the games and get bullshitted.

Keep in mind that I am starting SSF4 from scratch. I’m decent at MvC3, but I haven’t really played a lot of ranked matches. I’ve been trolling the bottom and getting my team together. I already have the new avenger achievement/trophy and I’ve done 10 missions with 24 characters while playing on a regular ps3 controller. Trust me, I might be new to fighting games, but my aptitude is pretty high. I’m all for learning frames, timing, and whatever other nuances you may know. Just hit me up and teach me the ways of pwnage. I have a youtube channel so you can see my MvC3 skills, but I will definitely get better once I get and adjust to a fightstick.

You don’t have to be anything like me aside from a patient gamer and a non-criminal/sketchy person. I definitely don’t want to be around a deviant. I have too much going for me right now to involve myself with such madness. I don’t do any drugs or drink sodas. So to some extent I’m definitely a purist and I don’t want to get in any legal trouble ever. I don’t care if you drink sodas or smoke cigarettes or anything like that, but I just wanted you to know where I stand. So just keep all of that in mind and just send me an e-mail. I will say this because I’ve gotten this before all of the time when people found out how good I was at H2 on campus, to some extent gaming cannot be taught. If you’re an average or below average gamer who just wants me to teach you to be good at FPS’s and you’re not already successful at any type of competitive game, then you’re barking up the wrong tree–and that isn’t the purpose of this post. I want to learn SSF4 & MvC3 and possibly teach you how to play FPS’s. I’m only interested in MvC3, SSF4, and possibly MK9 though I’ve always detested Mortal Kombat. We will and need to be friends outside of gaming, but I definitely want gaming to be a large part of it and hopefully we’ll make each other better.

P.S. I DON’T EVER WANT TO PLAY IN ANY TOURNAMENTS, SO DON’T WORRY ABOUT HAVING ANY COMPETITION FROM ME if that is a reservation. I played in few tourneys regionally and at college while I played H2. Though I won most and my lowest placing was second, I just did not enjoy the tournament scene hence me only playing in 4 and foregoing playing in a national tourney which I qualified for. I just don’t want to do that at all. I want to advance and play with and learn from good players locally so I can do well online.

EDIT: Great games yesterday bryri and doom, thanks for hosting doom and thanks for the food+drink as well.

Old_Man_Doom · August 16, 2011, 1:47am

@Josiah @Bryri Yea that post was legendary. I must have been pretty bored to respond to that post back then lol Hey that reminds me I need some of that FPS knowledge you mentioned back then. Suddenly feeling very used

ryucross · August 16, 2011, 1:47am

If Maxi is keeping with his Elvis impersonation, he should be around the fat Elvis period, which would be halarious.

Of course, fat Maxi would still be a better character design than any of the new characters shown.

PS: New posters, thank you all for turning my “stupid newbie” stereotype into a confirmation bias.

Renegade · August 16, 2011, 1:52am

Hey guys: Just letting you know that River City Runbacks pre registration is live!

In my post-mortem solutions after Civil War, getting a working PrePay/Prereg system was at the top of the list. I’m proud to say that it’s here!

http://rvatournaments.tumblr.com/Registration

Register now! Why?

1)Save $ from at door venue fee
2) Save you and everyone time
3) Be properly seeded and know your bracket
4) Be entered to win an as yet undetermined raffle if you register by September 1st!

Jon_Slayton · August 16, 2011, 2:56am

THURSDAY GATHERING, CARY NC. 6:30 START TIME!

Just announcing this one early so everyone has time to plan if they wanna come out.

Large Vizio LCD TV
Evo Asus Monitor
Random Smaller Monitor

*Xbox with: *
MK9

*PS3 with: *
MVC3
SSF4 AE
Tekken 6

PM me if you need details!

Feel free to bring TVs and systems, plenty of room for additional setups. Past couple of weeks have had a decent turnout, so don’t miss out on the fun.

Usually the stuff getting played is MVC3 and Tekken/MK but there’s always room for AE if people want that.