I checked aND saw 18 garbage time points hahaha ggs
Both my teams balled out this week, both leagues got 20+ from the TE spot LOL
I was struttin around work like yeah, I did that, that was all me, I scored those TDs, all skill no luck lol
EDIT: Also what a crazy week, low scoring Giants/Saints game, Sam Bradford squeaking out a win, RAMS OVER SEAHAWKS LOL
The Revengeance Tour just needed a brief pit stop is all…
Rams over Seahawks is actually the most normal result of the week. 
That Vikings D seems legit though, they had Rogers flustered all night
That Chiefs defense tho.
That waiver wire pickup of Blunt tho. That nigga bout to get 50 carries next game.
Bellichick will probably bench him next week, like the last time I picked up that one RB that scored 3 TDs for them the week before
As long as Blount doesn’t show up late for a fucking meeting, you’re fine. And that dude turned out to be a bum anyway, already out of the league.
holy shit we’re historically bad
256.5 fantasy points in two weeks.
Monica Luvs Clinton Dix get wrecked.
The Chiefs defence is good but you’ve gotta realise the WR2 is a rookie, the QB is in his 9th start professionally, the RB is new to the system and all of the other weapons only fans of the team know. The tight end who snagged two passes (Stephen Anderson) is an undrafted rookie. You also faced an offensive line missing three starters (Duane Brown, Nick Martin and Derek Newton). The Texans drives mostly stalled due to holding calls on 2nd and 3rd string OLinemen.
God dammit, internet.
https://twitter.com/Skip2MyJays/status/777630673448337408
Hat got its own Twitter account too.
2 games in so far, our run defense is respectable…our pass defense though?..trash!
At this rate, the entire Seahawks offense will be listed on the injury report.
Nothing worse than watching your team shit the bed live but the crowd was NEVER out of it. Up 24-0 sounded the same at 0-0. The Patriots really did leave that dick taste in the Cards mouth and Tampa was the victim. Winston for the first time in 2 years looked really truly BAD and it wasn’t a pass rush or anything just bad throws over and over but now they can finally play at home. And they also looked WAYYY better before Martin went out. Once he went out the defense didn’t respect the run and shortly after it got out of control.
To make it worse I am now 0-2 in SRK and my team is soooo bad I don’t see me winning much.
Hopefully week 3 comes fast.
Raiders fans are savage as fuck. LOL!!!
https://twitter.com/xHollywoodCourt/status/777842522525696000
Edit : See, this is the reason why I’m not super pressed to go to a game in person.
Not Graham. He’ll be listed on milk cartons instead.
Ya don’t say.
Of course he did. Bradford is good.
That Asian guy has to be the dumbest mother fucker on the planet. It’s usually not a good idea to taunt and knock the sunglasses off someone twice the size of you. And that white guy wearing the Woodson jersey is a bitch for the sneak attack.
At least your o-line isn’t getting injured repeatedly. We lost 2 tackles twice these past 2weeks.
So… let’s roundup some stuff,
Jimmy G wont start Thursday vs. the Texans, his shoulder is pretty serious. There is talk of a trade but there is always talk of trades in the NFL, most likely scenario is their rookie QB will start with Edelman as the backup.
DeMarcus Ware broke his forearm, he’s out for at least three weeks.
Adrian Peterson appears to be fine, could be a smokescreen but people are saying that he’s all good.
Ameer Abdullah appears fine, this is probably a good thing for Detroit but wont make a difference if they eat another 17 penalties like they did vs. the Titans (lol). I mean come on Detroit, you beat the Colts (yay!) but then you turn around and promptly lose to the Titans because you gave them fields worth of penalty yards.
Rawls is probably fine but whoever drafted him at the top is an idiot, he posted -7 yards on 7 carries against one of the worst teams in the NFL in the Rams.
Foster hurt his groin again, I wont miss seeing him on another teams IR.
Josh McCown is fine or dying depending on who you ask. RG3 out for the season but Browns are probably tanking for draft stock to do a total rebuild so it hardly matters.
The browns havent left rebuild since 1999 what do you mean about tank and rebuild!