I’m handicap AND white. I can get ya’ll out of any ticket. Well, unless Chris is in the car… 
“There’s a new gang out there calling themselves the Shadaloo clan. Their weapon of choice is some sort of rectangular object with a ball-topped protrusion and various buttons. It is currently unknown as to what these buttons do. Approach with extreme precaution.”
I’m white with big boobs! I’ve never gotten a ticket! EVER. And I’ve driven all over the country. Been pulled over, but no tickets. So, I think me and Astaroth could get out of anything if we drive together! Like some weird smoky and the bandit shit! Lol
Add a baby to the mix and nothing could stop us!
DAMN IT! lol (He’s referring to the fact that I got a ticket on the way down to Alabama. 165 Bison bucks.)
I can imagine. You have the voice, flushed-face when you get angry, the whole nine. “So sick of this bullshit! What precinct are you from? You let me speak to your chief right now or I swear to fucking god you won’t be able to work as a crossing guard for a middle school when I’m done with you!”
If you were here, as a guy who plays KOF, ST, etc., already done bro.
Good sir, I deem you OVERQUALIFIED. Even with Chris. His light-skinned ass wouldn’t get the full treatment.
Wait, Trippfan’s white?
Trust me, If i was there it would be going down. You would not have to pay me. All you would have to do is get me some savory chicken and some mashed potatoes.
Oh you did not know this. I would have to make sure I kept my hair cut.
This right here could be a reality TV show. I swear that needs to happen as does Mike getting a podcast where he just spouts random Mike-isms for 30ins. Call it Fly Time with Michael. I sweat to god this would make you rich Mike. That shit would be the new delirious.
Note: I did get a ticket once but then again I called the female cop a he which she didn’t take to kindly too. To this day I have never met another female with a voice that manly. Got out of it in court though. Nothing like a fresh faced light eyed white kid to make the judge go soft.
Wasted opportunity. It’s some guys’ fantasy to get dominated by a female police officer who sounds like Mufasa.
Good God. You guys don’t drive hard bargains at all. That shit is like, already pre-prepared in every South or North Memphis household. It’d be like a Training Day reality show. But if we got into an argument I’d drop you off in East Memphis with the Mexicans or force you to play a drunk Orel all day in SSFIV when Guile had the big balls.
Let me stop before I get too hung up over this. I could use a good white sidekick in my everyday life again.
When the spot becomes a reality send me and application.
Yeah my fantasies tend to go a different direction thank you very much.
You know Mike is a popular dude when people are signing up to just be his white sidekick. Whoever you go with Mike give them a catch phrase to repeat sitcom style.
Hey guys.
In case any of you can’t make it to the Nashville tourney, there is one in Knoxville on the same day: Knoxville, TN Tournament (Dec. 17th, 2011)
My friends get pulled over for tint all the time back home. God damn tint Nazis.
This is the absolutely quickest way to a negroid ass beating by an armed police officer.
“When approached the hostile’s hands emitted a horrifyingly breathtaking purple glow. I’ve never seen anything like it. I’ve also been told that if you look them in the eye, they have no pupils.”
*skims post and ignores everything else but “white with big boobs”
*looks at handle
*sees…“Wife”…
…fml.
Dogg give me SOMETHING. I’m high yellow but I ain’t DeBarge status.
Patrick is my white brother. He is also a reincarnated black militant. He is all the white boy I need…
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(yeah thought I was gonna miss that one didn’t you?)
Mike needs a white friend just like Chip
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I would so be Chip.
Reports indicate any time they close in on the subject they get away “free” with some BS horizontal dive attack. Officers were quoted as saying “thats some ol bullshit” An unnamed source claims they are recruiting prison inmates to catch them.
And dont worry there are plenty of white women with big boobs for you out there. Now finding one that can also cook and is smart well your on your own with that one.
So after my mini rant yesterday I am not going to be able to make it down to the arcade due to unforeseen circumstance’s involving my girlfriend and her crazy ass obsession with furniture. I am however still trying to get it together so I can make it to the tournament Saturday.
Fixed that for you, babyface.
It’s too late, I got her.