New propaganda av request

hey can someone make me an av? i only have 3 requests
1.)it saying
"I SMASH" or "I’D SMASH"
and
"NOT SMASH"
2.)the “i smash” followed by something sexual (no homo!!!)
3.)the “NOT SMASH” showing something anti SSBM (no homo again)

its not a serious av i just want it to poke fun of the evo2k7 drama

thanks in advance :arazz: