Originally Posted by Viscant on shoryuken.com
So, as some of you know, Iâve sworn off women for the rest of the year. Until Jan 1, 2006 I have resolved not to start a relationship or have sex with a woman. Itâs kind of a long story, but it involves a bet and a lot of strange feelings.
But you knowâŚa man has needs. Especially this man. So I decided to try the Fleshlight. And not just any fleshlight, but the fleshlight STU (stamina training unit). Donât get me wrong! I am much man. And any woman who canât cum after Napoleon invades her great white north, or after 90 seconds of riding my white lightningâŚwell, sheâs probably a dyke. But regardless, I want to be the best I can be. And thatâs why I ordered this. When I go back to women, I will be the greatest lover of all time
Shipping:
I was slightly dissatisfied with the shipping process. I ordered it on October 6th, and I got it this morning, the morning of the 20th. So that was about a week longer than I expected. Definite demerits for that.
Otherwise the shipping was a plus. It came FedEx so no chance of someone else getting my precious. The packaging was non descript, just a brown box from ILF, inc. Thereâs nothing screaming out âHEY YOU JUST BOUGHT A SEX TOY! EVERYONE COME LOOK AT THE PERVERT!â Not like I care because I have no shame and donât talk to my neighbor, but itâs a nice touch. Nobody knows whatâs in this box but me
Apperance
The appearance is pretty normal. You can choose 4 different appearances, pussy, ass, mouth or just a slit. I got the pussy version. The mouth version looks distinctly like a guyâs mouth. Thatâs pretty gay and Iâm not down with that. But yeah, the appearance looks pretty normal, kind of like a loose âoutieâ vagina. It even comes complete with a clit.
The outside casing is bigger than I expected. I mean, I guess to accomodate for all sizes. The narrowest part at the very end is 2.5" and itâs 9.5" tip to tip, so with the roundness of the insert, if youâre packing 10" you should still be able to bury to the hilt and not bottom out. So it pretty much fits all sizes and stays relatively tight even for normal guys
Feel:
Wow. It feels like heaven. After I was done the first time I looked at my left hand and in my best Vince McMahon voice yelled out âYOOOOOOOURE FIIIIIIIIRED!!!â I donât think I can go back to jackin it the old way again. Iâve tried many forms of jacking it, including most of the variants at www.jackinworld.com . This is by far superior to anything Iâd tried before.
You can vary the feel in a few ways. If you soak the insert in hot water or use a heating pad to heat it up you get that hot human feel to it. Also by screwing on the end cap differently you can vary how tight it is. The first time I tried it, I had the cap screwed on tightly. Even using plenty of lube it was so tight it felt like it was forcing me out. I was thinking âso this is what it must feel like to rape someone!â Iâm not that big overall, slightly longer than the average guy and average to slightly thinner than average, so yeah. The second time I started with the cap screwed off and even though it was tight it had a looseness towards the later stages of penetration. Imagine like fucking a fat chick, except a virgin fat chick. Thatâs kind of how it felt with the cap screwed off. During my second usage I put the cap on a bit and tightened it and you could feel the grip on the cock tightening. It was mind-blowing.
Cleanup:
Really the only downside to it, although itâs not that much work really. Just washing it out is common sense, but you might want to put a little cornstarch on it to keep the bounciness of the skin. Rubbing alcohol is recommended but it doesnât seem that necessary to me. Itâs mostly for disinfectant purposes I think, but since my semen is nectar of the gods anyways, I donât think it really applies to me.
Overall:
I would definitely recommend it. Probably the best masturbatory experience Iâve ever had and it was better than over half of the girls Iâve had sex with. And also after youâre done you can roll over and go to sleep and not have to hear âoh Jay, youâre the king, babyâ or âoh Jay you took me to heavenâ or âoh Jay, that was so good I wonât even press chargesâ. Why do I wanna hear that shit when I just wanna to go to sleep, right?
I give it two cocks up. If youâve got the cash lying around, GO FOR IT!
âJay Snyder
Viscant@aol.com
