New Jersey stand up!

Satsujinki · September 11, 2002, 5:11am

Yea, but my AIM is acting real funny and I have a test tomorrow at school.

System_1 · September 11, 2002, 7:58am

She probably has a big fat juicy 50 meters cubed pussy. Id feel like tarzan cutting through the jungle and discovering the G.

System_1 · September 12, 2002, 3:20pm

ok, well just email me.

LOL, shawn you are crazy:lol:

System_1 · September 12, 2002, 10:01pm

Hey

Hey was up this is Majin Cable. I will be returning to the Jerz on the 27th will there be anything going on at the break. Oh and does anyone know if they reopened the Menlo Park Mall Aracde. I know it is not like the break but last time I was in Jersey that ish was closed…

System_1 · September 12, 2002, 11:24pm

I dunno man. She might actually trim her pubes in shape of hearts, circles, omega symbols, toilet seats, etc Plus I think she’d have to be bare down there since she’s a heffer. If she was rabbi jebediah down there it would wet like an amazonian rain forest all drenched in fluids with not one dry spell. And how would you hit that? Thats a huge ass mountain of a woman to hit. I’d think you’d have to have some rock climbing boots to hang onto that shit. Especially if she starts bucking when you crack the back of her dome piece. If you do manage to hit it I think the rewards would be promising because every time you’d hit it you would receive it ten fold. BOOOOOOOOM oooooommm ommmmm ommmm ommmmmm ommmm ommmm ommmmm ommmmm! Her ass looks like a good shock absorber along with being a substitute tray for your #4 Extra Value Meal from the nearest fast food place.

Elu
P.S.
I think anyone who has seen this show at least knows she can down a cock. That one episode where she just hoovered that burrito. Kind of makes you wonder if she snorted it. One minute camera angle shows burrito making contact with her mouth. Double take, she’s already wiping off the hot sauce residue from her mouth. YOU make the call! I say snort! snort! snort! snort!

rsigley · September 12, 2002, 11:44pm

i think Menlo is reopening tomorrow now it’s a Fun n Games so maybe they’ll have CVs2!

Satsujinki · September 12, 2002, 11:53pm

*Originally posted by Elu *
**

I dunno man. She might actually trim her pubes in shape of hearts, circles, omega symbols, toilet seats, etc Plus I think she’d have to be bare down there since she’s a heffer. If she was rabbi jebediah down there it would wet like an amazonian rain forest all drenched in fluids with not one dry spell. And how would you hit that? Thats a huge ass mountain of a woman to hit. I’d think you’d have to have some rock climbing boots to hang onto that shit. Especially if she starts bucking when you crack the back of her dome piece. If you do manage to hit it I think the rewards would be promising because every time you’d hit it you would received ten fold. BOOOOOOOOM oooooommm ommmmm ommmm ommmmmm ommmm ommmm ommmmm ommmmm! Her ass looks like a good shock absorber along with being a substitute tray for your #4 Extra Value Meal from the near fast food place.

Elu
P.S.
I think anyone who has seen this show at least knows she can down a cock. That one episode where she just hoovered that burrito. Kind of makes you wonder if she snorted it. One minute camera angle shows burrito making contact with her mouth. Double take, she’s already wiping off the hot sauce residue from her mouth. YOU make the call! I say snort! snort! snort! snort! **

OMG, that was too good, I actually fell off my chair from reading that.

System_1 · September 13, 2002, 4:06am

did even see my message? Man this new srk looks good

System_1 · September 13, 2002, 7:01am

Nice…

System_1 · September 13, 2002, 7:05am

*Originally posted by Elu *
**

I dunno man. She might actually trim her pubes in shape of hearts, circles, omega symbols, toilet seats, etc Plus I think she’d have to be bare down there since she’s a heffer. If she was rabbi jebediah down there it would wet like an amazonian rain forest all drenched in fluids with not one dry spell. And how would you hit that? Thats a huge ass mountain of a woman to hit. I’d think you’d have to have some rock climbing boots to hang onto that shit. Especially if she starts bucking when you crack the back of her dome piece. If you do manage to hit it I think the rewards would be promising because every time you’d hit it you would receive it ten fold. BOOOOOOOOM oooooommm ommmmm ommmm ommmmmm ommmm ommmm ommmmm ommmmm! Her ass looks like a good shock absorber along with being a substitute tray for your #4 Extra Value Meal from the nearest fast food place.

Elu
P.S.
I think anyone who has seen this show at least knows she can down a cock. That one episode where she just hoovered that burrito. Kind of makes you wonder if she snorted it. One minute camera angle shows burrito making contact with her mouth. Double take, she’s already wiping off the hot sauce residue from her mouth. YOU make the call! I say snort! snort! snort! snort! **

Hey Fat bitches need love too…Lol… oh and Soriety Life still sucks ass

System_1 · September 13, 2002, 8:04am

Rob call my cell at around 1045 tomorrow and we’ll meet up, what dorm are you at? long time no see nigga!!!

damn vince, nice description

System_1 · September 13, 2002, 11:15pm

you rob were you at rutgers yesterday? my bro said he thinks he played you there in cvs2.

Satsujinki · September 13, 2002, 11:51pm

I’m going to IM you today if you are online.

Bernie · September 14, 2002, 1:55am

Er, you sure the Menlo arcade opens today? Cuz I was there a few hours ago for lunch and it was still gated up and I could see through the outside door that the machines and shit were still all over the place. Plus a couple of guys were working on something or other inside. Oh well, I guess I’ll check back in a couple days cuz I have to work a store near there on Sunday.

System_1 · September 14, 2002, 8:35am

I am on right now, my aim name is hyo19.

Also just email me if you can’t reach me

System_1 · September 17, 2002, 8:36am

i talked to Rob from menlo who got fire for reasons only a few knows on sunday about and he said “Fun N Games” will be opened in 2 weeks and they are gonna have marvel if anyone cares. ill let everyone know if i find anything else out.

im out
scratch your head and mr wilson that shit

System_1 · September 17, 2002, 3:15pm

Hey since you are sending it through the library computer, you think you can also send me a cvs2 also?

Satsujinki · September 17, 2002, 11:25pm

I dunno, I’ll see if I can.

System_1 · September 18, 2002, 1:08am

I got MvC2 with custom music working finally. I dance while I play MvC2…MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

System_1 · September 18, 2002, 2:25am

Damn I hope that Menlo opens casue the MvC 2 in the Movie theather is high damage. Becasue High damage = gay. But I will most likely hit up the break next weekend. It is like 20 mins from my moms house. So I will try and see if I can get to go there.

-Majin Cable