New Female Thread

Random Hello from everyone’s favorite cute insomniac Puerto Rican :smiley:

Too much glare, and your looking a little too much into the camera, you want to give it attention but not be all into it.

Ummmmmmm…it was a selftaken pic, it’s not supposed to be serious, it’s just a WTF pic, oh and peep game.

http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=36317

Time for State College to get pwned.

TacoChan

its a little hard to mail out a birth announcement when the birth hasn’t even taken place…

I just happen to have some free time today, so I wanted to say “Hello” to everyone here.

DIRENESS9: I happened to have seen T3. I’m sorry to saw I thought it was very disappointing. I blame the writers for such an insipid script to the storyline. That’s all I’ll say about the movie.

Don’t know when the next time I will be on SRK. But I’ll try not to make it a long hiatus.

Sincerely yours, Anubis :cool:

Just started a thread for Creative Writers on SRK…if interested…click on this link:

http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=36515

It’s basically a thread where writers of different mediums can get together and share projects and workshop them.

I’ve learned that we are an alcoholic, banana eating, frog loving people…and I’m proud of it!!!

I mean fuck, how can you NOT love us, I mean fuck we brought you J.Lo!!! And her ass!!! and let’s not forget Big Pun and the Terror Squad!!!

http://www.elboricua.com/

It’s very educational on a serious note, check it out, hell 1/2 this shit I didn’t know.

:confused: Um, what’re you takling about?

random hello ladies

I was lookin for something and found this site… maybe somebody in here might like it… www.ladygamers.com

im so nice…

something I got from ladygamers.com that I thought was funny enough to share.

The Difference Between Men & Women


Let’s say a guy named Fred is attracted to a woman named Martha. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while neither one of them is seeing anybody else.

And then, one evening when they’re driving home, a thought occurs to
Martha, and, without really thinking, she says it aloud: “Do you realize
that, as of tonight, we’ve been seeing each other for exactly six
months?”

And then, there is silence in the car.

To Martha, it seems like a very loud silence. She thinks to herself: I wonder if it bothers him that I said that. Maybe he’s been feeling confined by our relationship; maybe he thinks I’m trying to push him
nto some kind of obligation that he doesn’t want, or isn’t sure of.

And Fred is thinking: Gosh. Six months.

And Martha is thinking: But, hey, I’m not so sure I want this kind of relationship either. Sometimes I wish I had a little more space, so I’d have time to think about whether I really want us to keep going the way we are, moving steadily towards, I mean, where are we going? Are we just going to keep seeing each other at this level of intimacy? Are we heading toward marriage? Toward children? Toward a lifetime together? Am I ready for that level of commitment? Do I really even know this person?

And Fred is thinking: …so that means it was…let’s see…February
when we started going out, which was right after I had the car at the
dealer’s, which means…lemme check the odometer…Whoa! I am way
overdue for an oil change here.

And Martha is thinking: He’s upset. I can see it on his face. Maybe I’m reading this completely wrong. Maybe he wants more from our relationship, more intimacy, more commitment; maybe he has sensed even before I sensed it - that I was feeling some reservations. Yes, I bet that’s it. That’s why he’s so reluctant to say anything about his own
feelings. He’s afraid of being rejected.

And Fred is thinking: And I’m gonna have them look at the transmission again. I don’t care what those morons say, it’s still not shifting right. And they better not try to blame it on the cold weather this time. What cold weather? It’s 87 degrees out, and this thing is shifting like a garbage truck, and I paid those incompetent thieves $600.

And Martha is thinking: He’s angry. And I don’t blame him. I’d be angry, too. I feel so guilty, putting him through this, but I can’t help the way I feel. I’m just not sure.

And Fred is thinking: They’ll probably say it’s only a 90-day warranty… scumballs.

And Martha is thinking: Maybe I’m just too idealistic, waiting for a knight to come riding up on his white horse, when I’m sitting right next to a perfectly good person, a person I enjoy being with, a person I truly do care about, a person who seems to truly care about me. A person who is in pain because of my self-centered, schoolgirl romantic fantasy.

And Fred is thinking: Warranty? They want a warranty? I’ll give them a
warranty. I’ll take their warranty and stick it right up their…

“Fred,” Martha says aloud.

"“What?” says Fred, startled.

“Please don’t torture yourself like this,” she says, her eyes beginning to brim with tears. “Maybe I should never have…oh dear, I feel so…” (She breaks down, sobbing.)

“What?” says Fred.

“I’m such a fool,” Martha sobs. “I mean, I know there’s no knight. I really know that. It’s silly. There’s no knight, and there’s no horse.”

“There’s no horse?” says Fred.

“You think I’m a fool, don’t you?” Martha says.

“No!” says Fred, glad to finally know the correct answer.

“It’s just that…it’s that I…I need some time,” Martha says.

(There is a 15-second pause while Fred, thinking as fast as he can, tries to come up with a safe response. Finally he comes up with one
that he thinks might work.)

“Yes,” he says. (Martha, deeply moved, touches his hand.)

“Oh, Fred, do you really feel that way?” she says.

“What way?” says Fred.

“That way about time,” says Martha.

“Oh,” says Fred. “Yes.” (Martha turns to face him and gazes deeply into
his eyes, causing him to become very nervous about what she might say
next, especially if it involves a horse. At last she speaks.)

“Thank you, Fred,” she says.

“Thank you,” says Fred.

Then he takes her home, and she lies on her bed, a conflicted, tortured soul, and weeps until dawn, whereas when Fred gets back to his place, he opens a bag of Doritos, turns on the TV, and immediately becomes deeply involved in a rerun of a college basketball game between two South Dakota junior colleges that he has never heard of. A tiny voice in the far recesses of his mind tells him that something major was going on back there in the car, but he is pretty sure there is no way he would ever understand what, and so he figures it’s better if he doesn’t think about it.

The next day Martha will call her closest friend, or perhaps two of them, and they will talk about this situation for six straight hours. In painstaking detail, they will analyze everything she said and everything he said, going over it time and time again, exploring every word, _expression, and gesture for nuances of meaning, considering every possible ramification. They will continue to discuss this subject, off and on, for weeks, maybe months, never reaching any definite conclusions, but never getting bored
with it either.

Meanwhile, Fred, while playing racquetball one day with a mutual friend of his and Martha’s, will pause just before serving, frown, and say:
“Norm, did Martha ever own a horse?”

And that’s the difference between men and women

^I know that clip was all in good fun, but are we really that bad? I doubt it.

RokChik: nice.

I browsed that site myself. egh… didn’t care for it. I’m not a PC gamer. I spend enough time in front of a computer because of work and my major. I don’t need to spend more playing a game.

Hey hey :smiley: sup everyone
Any female gamers in the area of montreal? :slight_smile: I usually hang out at the arcade plus 2000 near crescent street. since i work there :open_mouth: I wouldnt mind meeting anyone :smiley:

Heya peeps…

the clip above, nah, it doesnt describe all of you males, but even my boyf laughed when I read it outloud to him, and he agreed that there was a fine majority of males that thought along those lines. Really, I was never quite THAT bad over-analyzing things - when I analyzed situations, I was usually right. Right, Mycah? :evil: Right, Ben-Ra? Alot of males do tend to just take things at face value, and many females, especially when they’re teenagers or new at the game, tend to overanalyze things. Its not till later that the smart ones settle down and learn to find the patterns in relationship that tell you whats REALLY going on. Ive heard males overanalyze stuff like that though.

Hey Ang! I dont know if Im going to be able to make it this Friday, theyre starting to lay people off at work because its the end of the season, so Im trying to keep in good graces so I can get another couple weeks paycheck in. I really need the money for school. Otherwise Id say FUCK THOSE BLOOD-SUCKERS!!! and take the night off. I still might if I can swing it right. I really want to come!! I could introduce you to some of my friends too, you’d love Chrissy and Jake!

Love you all!

woo-hoo! i’m back online!

Misha: i totally understand it if you can’t make it tomorrow night. hope you don’t get laid off.

Erik: i just now read the writing sample you emailed to me; i’ll email you my comments tomorrow as I’m in a bit of a rush this afternoon.

Jen: have you had the baby yet? i forgot when your due date was :smiley:

Lain: got your email. i should be on AIM saturday so look me up, providing i don’t get kicked off the comp by somebody else in the house.

waves hi to everyone else on the thread

not much else is going on here besides the heat and drought here in missouri. there’s talk of water rationing if we don’t get rain soon. and what’s all this I hear about some dude in Lawrence, KS sneaking into women’s bedrooms and then leaving once they wake up and discover him??? caught it on the news last night. be careful Misha, and keep a baseball bat handy too.

later, Ang

Wooo-eee! You’re in Missouri?
Ouch! I’m sorry. I got tons of fam out there and I know how the summer can get!! My dad went to Mizzou in fact. I feel for you :slight_smile:

Ang: I figure I’d explain here since it might be more convenient for us. Alex is 20 years old so I don’t know if you would call him a man or not. I have a different definition of what a man is. It’s not so much an age thing, but rather things that you have done in your life that make you out to be a man such as staying with a girl you got pregnant rather than running away or having a well-paying job and being on your own. I digressed a little (my apologies). Alex is an anime fan. Am I trying to write Erotica? No. This is something I wrote while I was listening to some Aphex Twin. I wanted to make something that would sort of reach out to the reader. A lot of people ended up liking the approach. They felt that it was convincing with the description…that I in a sense captured how the typical male mind functions and put it on paper. Basically…I wanted to make Alex as human as possible and include this type of desire rather than repressing it completely. I wanted to make it real. Most guys won’t admit to wanting to fuck their buddy’s girlfriend, wife, or sister but that doesn’t mean that they don’t think it. I reverted to the original draft I was working on, but I plan on putting that portion in later on in the story.

Erik: to be fair I’ll save the rest of my commentary for the completed version of the story. i didn’t realize this was a work in progress, so any crit i may give would be a bit premature and unfair. i’m sure most male readers would agree that your approach to this piece is completely honest where the fantasy-thinking is expressed, regardless of how repressive societal views are on the matter. but for the sake of expanding your writing skills I hope this is isn’t the only topic that you focus on within the completed version of this story.

email me the whole story once you’ve finished, I would like to read it.

as for last night’s art show opening…it inspired me to do more sculptural and installation work now. compared to last year’s exhibit the number of works was less and the space seemed bare without more sculpture in it this time. not that the work wasn’t good or anything this year, just “thinner”. however the turnout was great and i left just before the gallery got too crowded.

CVS2

So, anyone here play CVS2 in North Carolina? I have never played against a female before… Also, I’m pretty cheap at CVS2 so I guess no one likes top play with me anymore.