…so what you’re saying is that if I scream at you from outside your windows, you will give me nudes? I dont really need a yes or a no, to this question, the fantasy is more than enough.
Drunk SoVi3t is Best SoVi3t.
Just don’t die of liver failure, America’s Hat Homie.
I really am awesome. But this isn’t my birthday thread, this is Empress @Neesa’s thread.
But don’t let her know I ate all the McNuggets.
the Internet
Where
Men are men
Women are men
and Children are the police!
additionally what you said does fit in
however the cheezypoof watermark sounds as bad as the food ruined by their humor, seems truly “in poor taste.” Lets find others…
WHATS UP + HUMPING IN NEESA THREAD + RESEARCH = 15 more posts like that, if not 100 more pages
Neesa computer not a roger good Dell anyway
cuz good dell doesnt exist
bet they processor
couldnt even
nakey neesa
computer
crack
Jesus what?
That was a honest happy birthday wish.
I only knew the name of the poster Neesa from AKUMA-HAX’s birthday thread and to me as a non native English speaker, it sounded like she was a dog.
Nope. Nothing Dog about Neesa.
Unless you count this dogmatic relationship to the God of Indian rice grains
regubruv taking much offense to calling her a dog, dawg!
I guess our culture uses the end notes of dog names, if you’re a good owner, since they hear those I, E, & Y parts the most. Anyone naming their dog “mr fluffles” and shit, are just chumps. And NEE-sa is first. But you have to explain how we are on a website talking to dogs!
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ESPNeesa
THE OCHO
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new page, new neesas
Fleek hair did to makeover deadout steez
never FOMO in neesa bday thread = bae day
nobody know bae is babe without one b
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NASTY NAS
Picked up one of the latest Neesa shirt designs
Has the party ended due to lack of massive hydration?? The thirst was so great and so unquenchable no one can party anymore 
Once El nino hits the west coast the thirst may die down permanently.
You think a piddly ass little Hurricane could quench the Neesa thirst?
We need the Neesa-tea Plunge for these thirst levels
ps - HAPPY BIRTHDAY @NEESA!!!
Life must be tough for Neesa, everywhere she goes there are deserts with lost thirsty men. That and she can’t tell if her notifications are important anymore. Good job if she can still remember her real birthday at this point.
according to the first post, we’re at the halfway point 
I was gonna say this isn’t true, but the last con I went to seemed to tell me otherwise…
Uhhh… Now you sorta need to tell the story… Was there unquenchable thirst along with party baloons, confetti and cake? What kind of cake did they have? Was it a private Neesa party area only? Or was it a public everyone must celebrate Neesa area?? Where any bevs served to attempted to quench the thirst? (Its futile anyways.) prey tell.
1234-this thing keeps going and teasing!!!
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EIGHT cutaways before splashdown
NEESA
lining up at PAX East
for hours to rock this game
NINTENDO
ENTERTAINMENT
Electronicmusic
SYSTEM
AndGAMESFESTIVAL
Got dammit Hax, you’re going all out in this one…
happy birthday, my milk of magnesia.
ignore that last part