NASA Announcement HYPE THREAD: WATER FOUND ON MARS! #TheThirstIsReal

[IAmYagami]

…I have to…

Half Life 3

[d3v]

Stronger gravity than Earth, so we just discovered Planet Vegita?

[Manx]

So, can I fuck em?

What if you get space aids?

That doesn’t have to be the end.

[Manx]

Nah man, my brother is all into Nibiru and other conspiracy theories. He thinks there were giants who made the mounds in the Midwest and that aliens built the pyramids. As an archaeologist, it can be a little frustrating having a conversation with him at times. He thinks Bush was behind 9/11, too. Keeps going on about how steel fuel can’t melt jet beams or some shit.

Did you explain to him what the fossil record is and that there is absolutely nothing in it that supports that theory? And a civilization that big would definitely leave behind a record… believe me.

Buuut… I’m kinda with him on Bush and 9/11.

[pedoviejo]

Wow, the ever so predictable Pertho. You just had to grab onto my specific comment and get pissed. Just wait for it. Nibiru will be here around 2016-2017 and it will cover most of the sky.

You’re so paranoid that you think I’m pissed. I’m not. I just think its hilarious that this is the thing you decided to bring up.

At least its better than the supposed Galactic Federation that was supposedly orbiting earth on November 18, 2008. Hope that was the date, the nonsense was hilarious that day.

Freaking Nibiru, this dude…Think that, aside from you, I might be the only one who knows wtf you were talking about.

Nah man, my brother is all into Nibiru and other conspiracy theories. He thinks there were giants who made the mounds in the Midwest and that aliens built the pyramids. As an archaeologist, it can be a little frustrating having a conversation with him at times. He thinks Bush was behind 9/11, too. Keeps going on about how steel fuel can’t melt jet beams or some shit.

Let me put it like this.

America spent only a few million on 9/11=. Spent billions in finding if Bill got a blow job. if that’s not a premise for conspiracy idk what the fuck is

[Joshkaz]

I don’t even know why we spent billions in finding out if Bill (The King) Clinton got a blow job. Who the fuck cares? Pretty sure every President to have ever graced this glorious country cheated on their wives with secretaries and shit.

[pedoviejo]

I’m sorry it was 60+ mill compared to 15 ml. that’s still a huge differential

[chadouken]

Jet beams can’t melt steel fuel.

[pedoviejo]

Jet beams can’t melt steel fuel.

I didn’t catch this.

Jet fucking beams melting steel fuel. Welp, can’t argue with that logic

[Vynce]

I just want to know what the Earth-2 version of me is like.

Breh, what if we’re Earth 2?

I don’t subscribe to it, but I always enjoyed that theory. We probably brought platypuses with us.

[advocateofgreat]

in the name of the best poster in SRK who is undefeated in religion threads.

You beat me to it. I miss those days when we would see the Greatest Poster of SRK slap round atheists in religion threads.

If that is the case we still have Cisco Jr. Davidstar.

Davidstar, who is that? I’ve never heard of her.

[Negative-Zer0]

Wow, the ever so predictable Pertho. You just had to grab onto my specific comment and get pissed. Just wait for it. Nibiru will be here around 2016-2017 and it will cover most of the sky.

You’re so paranoid that you think I’m pissed. I’m not. I just think its hilarious that this is the thing you decided to bring up.

At least its better than the supposed Galactic Federation that was supposedly orbiting earth on November 18, 2008. Hope that was the date, the nonsense was hilarious that day.

Freaking Nibiru, this dude…Think that, aside from you, I might be the only one who knows wtf you were talking about.

Nah man, my brother is all into Nibiru and other conspiracy theories. He thinks there were giants who made the mounds in the Midwest and that aliens built the pyramids. As an archaeologist, it can be a little frustrating having a conversation with him at times. He thinks Bush was behind 9/11, too. Keeps going on about how steel fuel can’t melt jet beams or some shit.

Let me put it like this.

America spent only a few million on 9/11=. Spent billions in finding if Bill got a blow job. if that’s not a premise for conspiracy idk what the fuck is

The premise is that government can’t do anything right and need to be smaller

[Zatalcon]

He thinks Bush was behind 9/11, too. Keeps going on about how steel fuel can’t melt jet beams or some shit.

I don’t know/care about the rest that guy believes in but there has got to be something wrong with you if you don’t place high bet that America bsed us all on that day.

[chadouken]

Not taking the bait, Holmes. I’ve seen you post in the gay marriage thread and I want nothing to do with your bullshit.

Muted.

[WTF-AKUMA-HAX]

NASA hype music too real right now.

An earth like planet would be amazing. Although I don’t think most of this planet understands what that means for us.

I think that would be VERY obvious.

Im hoping for space diamonds

Space dinosaurs, space ninjas, space pirates(!!!),

[SoVi3t]

Wow I kinda thought this thread would still be about NASA or space or planets, Instead of bitches being bitches.

[Manx]

Not taking the bait, Holmes. I’ve seen you post in the gay marriage thread and I want nothing to do with your bullshit.

Muted.

Thank you for not getting him started. But 9/11 does have some pretty fucked up coincidences if you care to look into it.

[crucades]

Yea like the jew that put out a big ass policy on WTC then the next day doesnt go to work, gets caught in traffic as remote control military drones hijacked planes pull a GTA 50/50 stunt.

NASA kicks ass.

[SoVi3t]

How would kilts work in space?

[Manx]

Likewise, bagpipes.