I know I speak for all of Sweden (well, for all the parts that actually matter, at least) when I say that Glenn is the worst name in existence. Glenns are loud, have obnoxious laughs, rotten sense of humor and poor personal hygiene. Gothenburg, the city with the highest concentration of Glenns, is damaged beyond repair.
Do they usually dress in tuxedos and masks and try to whisk away NickGuy’s evil baby’s (I did that intentionally this time) mom?
SoVi3t
198
naaaw, I only know two Melvins, and both are in death metal bands, and I keep my distance. One of them stabbed his mother over something trivial.
What does being in a death metal band have to do with any of this? lol
Heinrich, never trust anyone named Heinrich.
“Heinrich: hey friend, follow me, don’t worry, it’ll be fun”
Skik
201
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SoVi3t
202
oh, nothing. Just pointing out how fucked they are. I love death metal, but being in a death metal band, usually means things ain’t 100% right in your head. Stabbing his mother thing, also seems to stand out a little.
Seemed an odd thing to add among the other things you said lol.
I guess I’m not 100% right in the head either XD
tataki
205
Page 5 of “Names you just don’t trust” and still no mention of Yoshinori Ono?
Looks like you didn’t read all 5 pages.
tataki
207
CTRL+F has failed me!
From now on if someone is named CTRL+F I won’t trust him.
Any girl whos name starts with the Letter “A” or “M” im into 
(assuming they arent like fat or something) Ive just noticed that most the chicks ive been with letters begin with that name.
People I dont trust? Anyone with a ghetto name really lol
AYO
209
Explodinator.
Ted.
Domo Arigato.
Mr. Roboto.
Jeb, in fact most Redneck names.
People named after tools.
People who name tools after people.
Incredibly stereotypical black names parents give kids. Examples: Lashawngra, Lemonjello, Orangejello (All real).
About it.
Off the type of my head, Jessica. I’ve know to many shady girls named Jessica.
Proof positive: Never trust a Melvin.
@ Skik: There’s a reason they call them Fast Eddie.
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[]Any female who’s named after food or cars. They’re probably a stripper, or will be one.
[]Anyone named Jesus. I don’t think you do your kid any favours there, especially if he turns out to be a criminal.
[]Any name that could rhyme with something gross. e.g. Bart rhymes with fart.
[]Names like Maximillian or being named after your descendant (e.g. Ken Griffey Jr.). Makes the parents sound like pretentious jerks who force their kids to live a life they don’t want.
[]Adebisi.
[]Spanish names like Juan or Horatio. Sounds like they might try to steal your woman.
[]Dick. The only people who have this name these days are either dead or really old.
[]Celebrities who give messed-up names to their kids. Why?
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