Names you just don't trust

Steg · 2012-05-17T15:38:42.000Z

Chelsea.

It’s like… I don’t even know. Every Chelsea I’ve ever known has been a fat chav who thinks they are hot shit, who deceives people and thinks they can get away with anything. It also just seems like a really silly name to give to anyone, and I don’t care much for the football team either.

Golfguden · 2012-05-17T15:54:23.000Z

I know I speak for all of Sweden (well, for all the parts that actually matter, at least) when I say that Glenn is the worst name in existence. Glenns are loud, have obnoxious laughs, rotten sense of humor and poor personal hygiene. Gothenburg, the city with the highest concentration of Glenns, is damaged beyond repair.

Turbo · 2012-05-17T16:01:18.000Z

Ebenezer

Gumpool · 2012-05-17T16:02:43.000Z

Albert Wesker

Missing_Person · 2012-05-17T17:19:32.000Z

every person I have ever met named Melvin has been one scary mother fucker

Do they usually dress in tuxedos and masks and try to whisk away NickGuy’s evil baby’s (I did that intentionally this time) mom?

SoVi3t · 2012-05-17T18:44:19.000Z

Do they usually dress in tuxedos and masks and try to whisk away NickGuy’s evil baby’s (I did that intentionally this time) mom?

naaaw, I only know two Melvins, and both are in death metal bands, and I keep my distance. One of them stabbed his mother over something trivial.

Tomo009 · 2012-05-17T18:52:43.000Z

naaaw, I only know two Melvins, and both are in death metal bands, and I keep my distance. One of them stabbed his mother over something trivial.

What does being in a death metal band have to do with any of this? lol

DNGR_S_PAPERCUT · 2012-05-17T18:55:53.000Z

Heinrich, never trust anyone named Heinrich.

“Heinrich: hey friend, follow me, don’t worry, it’ll be fun”

Skik · 2012-05-17T19:04:07.000Z

Stay away from Eds of all kinds.

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SoVi3t · 2012-05-17T19:04:37.000Z

What does being in a death metal band have to do with any of this? lol

oh, nothing. Just pointing out how fucked they are. I love death metal, but being in a death metal band, usually means things ain’t 100% right in your head. Stabbing his mother thing, also seems to stand out a little.

Tomo009 · 2012-05-17T19:08:14.000Z

oh, nothing. Just pointing out how fucked they are. I love death metal, but being in a death metal band, usually means things ain’t 100% right in your head. Stabbing his mother thing, also seems to stand out a little.

Seemed an odd thing to add among the other things you said lol.

I guess I’m not 100% right in the head either XD

CTG · 2012-05-17T19:10:32.000Z

Chauncey.

:bluu:

tataki · 2012-05-17T19:10:37.000Z

Page 5 of “Names you just don’t trust” and still no mention of Yoshinori Ono?

AndoTheCommando · 2012-05-17T19:13:27.000Z

Page 5 of “Names you just don’t trust” and still no mention of Yoshinori Ono?

Looks like you didn’t read all 5 pages.

tataki · 2012-05-17T19:14:23.000Z

Looks like you didn’t read all 5 pages.

CTRL+F has failed me!
From now on if someone is named CTRL+F I won’t trust him.

Jack_Frost · 2012-05-17T19:17:13.000Z

Any girl whos name starts with the Letter “A” or “M” im into (assuming they arent like fat or something) Ive just noticed that most the chicks ive been with letters begin with that name.

People I dont trust? Anyone with a ghetto name really lol

AYO · 2012-05-17T19:18:17.000Z

Explodinator.
Ted.
Domo Arigato.
Mr. Roboto.
Jeb, in fact most Redneck names.
People named after tools.
People who name tools after people.
Incredibly stereotypical black names parents give kids. Examples: Lashawngra, Lemonjello, Orangejello (All real).

About it.

CTG · 2012-05-17T19:21:14.000Z

Page 5 of “Names you just don’t trust” and still no mention of Yoshinori Ono?

First page.

Slick_Vic · 2012-05-17T20:08:05.000Z

Off the type of my head, Jessica. I’ve know to many shady girls named Jessica.

Havatchu · 2012-05-17T21:32:26.000Z

naaaw, I only know two Melvins, and both are in death metal bands, and I keep my distance. One of them stabbed his mother over something trivial.

Proof positive: Never trust a Melvin.

@ Skik: There’s a reason they call them Fast Eddie.