My nephew just got beaten up by an adult

Instead of having his nephews back, vynce comes to tell srk about it. Priorities…

with a name like Skip, you’re destined for random ass beatings from all ages and backgrounds

All I know about Canada is that Drake’s from Canada and he’s the realest rapper to ever pay someone for rhymes. Get your nephew outta there before he learns how to Curl.

Wait a minute, just now realized… eyyyyyyyy whoaaaaaa lol wait a minute ey I Just Beat Up A Kid

Holy shit hahahahahaa wait wait wait one sec lemme quote this

"So I head over to pickup my laundry, and on the way four young ruffians about twelve years of age come up and ask me for a smoke. They were some sort of Euro or muslim or gypsies on bikes. I mention that the one smoke I have is my only one. They start whining and begging, and I already know they will be trouble, and I inform them I just brought the one. I start walking on past towards the laundromat, and they start slowly following, inching closer and closer. So I put my hand in my pocket, and pull out my knife, and they start backing the fuck off. The wannabe alpha asks if he can kill my smoke. I say sure, then kill it, drop it on the ground, and step on it. He then asks if I have the time. I tell him no, you may not steal my cell phone.

Go in, grab my laundry, and think I am safe with the company of others. But no, they idiots come in the front door, and start throwing cans of soda at me, missing terribly (got my laundry all bag wet though, laundry was fine!). Then they run out the door. But there are four of them, and just one door. The first gets out fine, but the last three stooges fight over who can leave first. I ended up grabbing the last one by the collar, and yanking him back in the store and to the ground while his friends speed off on bikes, unaware I got one of their junior mafia.

I then proceeded to kick him in the fucking face until he was bleeding and the people in the store pulled me away. Then I casually grabbed my laundry, spit on him, and walked home.

Fuck anybody who isn’t me. Especially if they’re younger than me, or older than me."

That was left out.

I’m sorry huge middle aged man, I didnt know I could not do that

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Fuck the kids #soviet

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When I was in Canada all I did was buy booze for some underage kids.

So this is one of THOSE types of threads.

There’s not enough love in the world

How fucking stupid is this guy?

Thread took a 180, although making a kid bleed, damn man those things aren’t up to snuff with adults, maybe bitchslaps but unless they your size then no ufc shit lol. Let them make weight next time, no restrictions then.

At the same time it’s pretty stupid of people in general to do the swarming, sly pickpocket questions and asking (checking the response of target in question to gauge the situation and proceed) and attempt a few things as well, it had to be expected.
They couldn’t have been that clueless though.

“It’s Laundry Month”

so good

Who the fuck calls their kid Skip, he deserves to get the shit beaten out of him

Laughed way too much at this

Trying too hard, if you really want SoV13t’s attention, just put on a fat suit and a wig.

guys I just killed Sovi3t.

Laundry Month?

Does the man only wash his clothes once a year?

The fuck is @sovi3t doing terrorising kids like that. doens’t that nigga have a beard and shaped like a minaature kingpin? I mean, I know Canada fucking blows, and you are just externalizing all the anger you harbor against this kid becuase he lives in GOAT USA. But dude, WTF?

I’m in awe. I expect I will just randomly burst into a fit of laughter later in the day at a completely inappropriate time.

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A ginger and a dirty gypsie? You’re lucky I wasn’t there because I would have gotten the final killcam on that little nigga.