Move to France. I heard the ants in France stayed mainly on the plants. Your desk should be safe there.
Ants can’t handle the cinnamon challenge.
Leave a lot of food on your desk on one end and a lot of sand on the other.
Wait for a strong ant colony to stabilize in the sand.
Then command your ant colony to battle the trespassers to the death.
If all else fails, if you see any ant, take your fist, pull it back, scream gomu gomu no… jet pistol and fire your fist.
If you are strong the ants will sense your willpower and run away to never return.
Lol, why even waste a punch on some scrub ants. He should just hit them with that conqueror’s haki.
That is far beyond the abilities of the OP.
Put their heads on pikes and put them around your desk
It will serve as a warning to the rest of them
Op…between ants and assholes, your life is just downright odd, isn’t it?
The ants seemed to have found one of my traps. Hopefully they drink the kool-aid
You don’t even know man. Too bad Pelican Peter closed my other thread
Man…me and my girl watch plenty of Discovery Channel, Animal Planet, and Nat Geo Wild.
If it’s a certain type of ant, then it’s over for you. Closed fucking curtains. Whole families had to move their entire life(or leave most of it) just because one of their fat kids left a bit of ice cream sandwich on the floor overnight and they woke up to a legion. Multiple exterminators got owned continuously. Eternal ants and shit.
If that’s the case, you might really want to start looking for another job before they infest the entire company and takeover. Even the outscourced parts.
Antless Reflector.
I disagree. Nanto Koshuken is stronger. This is why the ants are preying on OP’s desk: because he lacks ambition, obsession.
Sticky mousetraps and something sweet like ketchup around the base of the trap.
Works like a charm for me.
Set one of them up. Come back later and be all types of insects stuck on it. Flood/ draw em out by a sweet smell .
I live in the hood were I gotta worry about these mofo’s
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more then ants. I’ll take a desk full of ants over a room full of centipede’s any day.
After you see wana these motherfuckas lurking you dont wana goto sleep.
I laid out Ant traps, killed a shitton of ants, and layed some powder or some liquid or some ant repellent shit all over my desk when that happened to me. Finding the trail is important thugh.
Buy some Terro and put that shit out. They take that shit back to the queen and it kills her, end of nest.
Works for me everytime.
What’s funny is that I think people think that I’m trolling by saying that cinnamon will work, but I’m actually not. It really does work. Google that shit.
I used cinnamon. Shit works. Everytime they try to come back i lay dat powder down and they ggpo.
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LOL That comment + your AV = 
:tup:
You just had to find the scariest fucking centipede.
Now I’m wondering what other kind of stuff crawls around in the hood us typical suburban white folk don’t see too often
Amusingly enough, Hotobu may be onto something. At first I was all “Cinnamon? C’mon, you’re being a jerk; ants and most other insects love sweet stuff”, decided to look it up and figure I’d get a website refuting the idea. …No, I got several sites in a row with a variety of sources issuing the same advice. It sounds ridiculous, but apparently some people have had good luck with it. Thanks for sharing that idea, Hotobu!
ReturnOfSanta, I’m sorry to hear about your problems. I had a similar issue about a year or so back, where an absurd number of ants were marching clear across my house (in this really obvious trail) to get to… wait for it…
…A box of BB pellets and one of my old PC gameport (you know, the style they used back in the 90s before USB was common) flight sticks. When I figured that out, I just stood there baffled. “What the hell? Neither of those are food. They’re metal, plastic, and a bit of rubber! What could you possibly want with those!? Stupid-ass ants…” So I move the items, lay a little insect repellent/killer down, and figure that’ll do. They disperse for the day.
The next day, I notice they’re back and once again swarming the old BB pellets and flight stick. So I hosed that part of the room down in every spray product I could find (insect killer, window cleaner, mosquito repellent, deodorants, you name it I probably threw it in there), did the same for the ant trail, and just threw the items out. Complete chemical warfare zone. Had to leave for a while to let that air out, and I came back to one hell of a line of insect corpses to clean, but… going overkill did get the job done. They haven’t returned since.
To this day I still have no idea what would be so damn fascinating about those things to some ants, but… they turned out in this house-long line to get at 'em. Easily one of the weirdest things I saw. At any rate, if all else fails you could try going ‘chemical cocktail’ on them. Just be prepared to go outside for a bit while the fumes air out.
man you gotta bust a cap in his ass…na mean?
anywho OP sure is getting antsy for a solution