Who wants to get wrecked in mk deception on live??? scoot magee…
Here’s a post from my man TonyTheTiger from MKO. It hardcore so you guys watch out.
It almost bought a tear to my eye. I hope Menthol and Vers get to read it.
If the quote wasn’t so big I’d put it in my sig. :tup:
ha…haha…hahaHA…HAHAHA…BLAJAKAKAKA
Who honestly with a brain that isn’t littered with cat shit didn’t see this coming? Handicapping your game is the only way to make it enjoyable. LOOOOOOOOOL I remember saying that ages ago. Man I gotta go read all them threads. Shit’s hilarious. Reading all these stupid ass comments about how MKD sucks like we’ve been saying for over a year is like busting a nut on a girl’s back without the pressure of wiping it off with your drawrs afterwards. Way too good. We laid our seed on the board and just bounced without wiping up the nut. Now the whole community is in chaos. It’s great. Direct me to some good threads. Where’s that tonythetiger thread?
The most enjoyment to get out of MK is making fun of it and the fans.
wow, just wow…
TonyTheTiger hit the nail right on the head.
Thanks for sharing colguile :tup:
What TTT said about going online to get more replay out of MKD is so true. The infinites are one problem, but the gameplay is what needs to be fixed. With all these SS canceling infinites coming out and the bugs like hit boxes on teleporting characters being able to get hit when appearing on the opposite sides. This MK installment, Midway gives us a recycled game engine with added crap like Chess, Puzzle, and mini-rpg. Hell, they should have added MK Crossword puzzles and MK Bowling as a insult. At least the name of the game holds true, cause I know I bought this game born of “DECEPTION”.
AAAHH HAHAHA 
I hope the super unlockable is a video of Boon fucking Playboy models on a bed full of a money in his mansion.
ugh . . . boon is NOT a pretty man
i think his eyebrows control him 
Teh 5up4 Un10ckbulz!!!111111
Hell, maybe during the Climax, Good Ol’ Dan Forden pops his head out and says “Toasty”! Then, when Boon goes for his finishing move, the dreaded Donkey Punch, Forden pops in yet again to says, “Auwaaaa?”. MK Bloopers revisited. Only in a america. Times like this I wish I had a gun. Boon iz teh suxorz.
So? Money speaks louder than looks. Plus I don’t even own the game so I won’t have to see it. It would just be a nice way to show the fans what they give him while he gives nothing in return.
Juding by the way he was typing in the Fight Night chat, maybe he could throw up some gang signs upon money shot. Maybe a “S” aka “I’m fuckin’ paid off you dumb fucks hahahaha”.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHA!
Man, that site is too good. You gotta feel for tony though. He’s actually giving MK7 a chance. I will NOT do the same. I’m done. Eddy Boon laughing at the community was all i needed to say: “Later” to MK.
http://www.mortalkombatonline.com/content/forum/showmessage.cds?id=20494 - MK primer page 2 was the goodbye and page 9 is tony’s quote.
http://www.mortalkombatonline.com/content/forum/showmessage.cds?id=16018 - Verse trying to rally some support early on lol.
http://www.mortalkombatonline.com/content/forum/showmessage.cds?id=17418 - This is a classic that needs to be archived on that site. lol @ this quote: “Wow, chalk up another victory for Neuro in getting guys like Daemos, Bleed, and ColGuile to argue his points, while he himself talked about people having Ed Boon’s cock in their mouths before quickly exiting.”
http://www.mortalkombatonline.com/content/forum/showmessage.cds?id=17310 - Menthol one man show.
More to come for sure.
heh . . . i’m glad i’ve never payed for an MK game since MK2 for the genesis 
also i think i’m addicted to reading MKO threads like people who love looking at car accidents: you know its a horrible mess, yet you can’t avert your eyes
lol Now i remember how big a loser twistedspine was/is.
http://www.mortalkombatonline.com/content/forum/showmessage.cds?id=18611&page=1
This was a pic I was snet month ago from MKO. :tup:
This thread is too good.
Peter Molyneux made an apology to Fable fans for features, which he had previously promised, that didn’t make it into the final game. Ed Boon basically made fun of MK fans who were desperately looking for secrets he had promised, but don’t actually exist. What a class act…
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You thought they were clear? Are you shitting me? What if you asked someone what time it was, and they said, “5:00. No, 7:00. No wait, yeah it’s 5:00. Actually it’s 1:30. No it’s not, it’s 3:00. So the truth is it’s 11:15, ok. Got it straight now, 9:45.” Even THAT’S better than what Boon & Co did. Did you even read the transcript? What they did is the equivalent of you asking someone for the time, and they reply “blue.”</
LMAO!
http://www.mortalkombatonline.com/content/forum/showmessage.cds?id=32306
Man, after reading some of those post from the links, all I can say is the majority of the MKO Community has no idea on what MK should really be like. A person gives a opinion on how the gameplay / engine should be improve, then someone replys with a negative post saying how that person can goto hell for giving a valid opinion about the game mechanics. Like if a serious gamer goes and post about how this should be there and this should be gone from MK, then it’s flaming time.
I guess most of the ppl on MKO are just a bunch of little kids wanting a new MK with more cool looking fatalities like Scorpion pulling the guys arm off and scorching them on fire, well roasting marshmallows over the open fire of the opponents body. Yep, I’d say MKO is pretty intellegent.
Just like with MKDA the #1 complaint is with the secrets and shit. How I WISH TO GOD we still had the old MKDA threads here.
I see nothing regarding gameplay. Fucking sad. Just fucking patheticly disgusting. How they can find that game to be passable in the name of MK (in the name of fighters in general) is a shock too. Well, not really a shock but funny.
When I went back their I expected to see a bunch of threads knocking the gameplay. I see maybe 3. Two of which were started MONTHS ago! WTF is up with that shit? We were on POINT months before release lol.
Man, I won’t do it again though. I won’t post about how to improve the gameplay nor will I expect any from MK. I did that for a year. A whole group did that shit for a YEAR and NOTHING changed. lol
But the majority seems to like it, so whatever. More power to them.
The MKO staff isn’t any better riding Midway’s/MK’s dick without ever speaking negatively of it.
“Does MKD still kick ass? YES”
Or whatever he said. Ban him. Oh wait. Fuck him. That’s better. The MK community has to be the most ass-backward, fucked up group of people I’ve ever seen. Other communities sponsor tournaments with their own money, never get ends from the Capcom etc, put down games, and STILL hold tournaments because they love the shit. MKO doesn’t do anything but ride MK’s dick all the time so they can get benefits from Midway…so they can continue riding their dicks. It brings great amusement reading them threads but also makes me cry because I used to be a MK fanboy. I do want it better. But in the world of MK, only the strong threads survive: Does Sonya wear a G-String and did she bleed her first time?
Yeah, twistedspine was a tool. I forgot about the whole “death traps are original” debate he made. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL shoots self
ya know, for all the lameness of the “OMG (THIS CHARACTER) IS TOO GOOD” threads we get at this forum, at least those threads are concerned with gameplay
its like a freakin 3rd world country there
Quote from some random Scrub on MKO:
I have a feeling this guy hates mk,because he’s always compariing it with doa,I love mk because of the violence and the fatalties if you like doa gameplay I suggest you stop buying mk and play that.
It take hard effort too create 25fatalties as you call them bloody cutscenes,but when midway offered one in da every one complained, that’s too show you fatalities is a part of mk.Please answer this from your heart,if deception didn’t had any fatalities would buy it?
End of Quote
Need I say more. LMAO! After reading the post about the MKO fagboys saying the game is gonna be great and so on, I bet there feeling regret after the beatens they take by players that understand the game mechanics. One guy says he buys MK to have fun. He must not be having fun online. Then they come back in a few hours to post how they played against someone using cheat tactics. Like how they threw too much, death trapped too much, wouldn’t let me up, threw me even more, juggled me too much, and threw me again for the hell of it. MKO scrubs need to understand they brought that upon themselves for “EXPECTING LESS” of the game. But no, they’ll have it no other way. No room for improvement. Just all the fatalities and Scrubalities they can get their little hands on.
They can keep their damn autographed Johhny Cage picture sign by Daniel Pesina for all I care. I want a good game, not a fucking game that gives us extras to make up for the gameplay. Someone should go and start a MK thread about Super Unlockable with Sub-Zero new fatality with him driving a Ice Cream truck and running over the guy. They’d probably buy it too. LOL
Speaking of characters, MKO Scrubs are more focused on what character is making a comeback and will he/she have a better fatality than the last time. They get all happy when they hear Johnny Cage is coming back with a nothing but a thong and bow tie. LAME They put characters before gameplay. :tdown:
The bottom line of it all is, the game is gross. I was talking with the Prophet at work about it today, he still has hope for it but I don’t. :tdown:
Matt