No you wont.
posting first time in 2010 thread. look like i didnt miss much.
omfg the cookies are just ruining my life
yeeess i have cookies for work. cant wait to dig in.
I need a legit explanation of why I only got insanely mashed 12 hours after i ate these cookies
couple of reasons.
- when you eat it, the cannabinoids absorb into the bloodstream slower. partly because i think they’re essentially combined with fat which first needs to be broken down.
- cookies were fucking potent beyond belief
- when absorbed through the intestines it takes longer for the cannabinoids to breakdown/dissipate (making it last longer), probably because its combined with fat.
- srsly otent fucking cookies.
this is just a theory, gonna come back with evidence to see if i was right.
evidence:
Apparently after going through your liver delta-9-tetrahydracannabinol is metabolized into 11-hydroxy-tetrahydracannabinol, which produces different effects than the normal THC absorbed in the course of smoking. This combined with the more efficient absorption of THC by the body when utilizing the eating method of consumption helps to produce the strong, long-lasting, and multiphasic effects felt after orally consuming cannabis.
i was close but way off.
“Like the experiences of the members of Le Club des Hachichins, Robinson’s trip was much more powerful and involving than the effects commonly attributed to smoking hashish. Some of the extreme effects experienced by the hashish-eating authours no doubt resulted from the extraordinarily large doses they ingested combined with their inexperience. However, the intensity of their visions, the enhanced physical sensations, and distorted perceptions of time and space, transcend the levels of effects commonly associated with even extremely heavy hashish smoking. The differences in the effects of eating versus smoking hashish can be explained most plausibly by the dramatic effects of the 11-hydroxy-THC metabolite of THC produced by the liver”
“The multiphasic effets of rushing to great heights, coming back down, and then soaring again to new heights are reported commonly by those who eat hashish. Smokers report that they feel one strong rush followed by a high and subsequent come down. Hashish smokers never report a second rush or multiple rushes or “come ons” from one session of smoking. The repeating multiphasic effects are only associated with eating hashish or marijuana.”
“The 11-hydroxy metabolite of THC may also account for the sedative and physically relaxant effects following both hashish eating and smoking. Even when smoking, some THC is metabolized by the liver either before, and especially after it reaches the brain. The THC metabolite 11-hydroxy-THC, is carried by the bloodstream to the brain one to two hours after the THC absorbed by the lungs has already reached the brain. The initial stimulating effects of smoking THC begin to subside at about the same time as the 11-hydroxy-THC produced by the liver begins to reach the brain. In small amounts, 11-hydroxy-THC apparently induces restful sleep. In larger amounts it can induce vivid hallucinations and either interrupt or prolong sleep.”
And finally: “The overall suite of effects produced by eating and smoking hashish are approximately the same excepting time course and intensity. When hashish is eaten the onset of the effects is slower and more intense, the peaks come in successive waves, are higher, and the effects last longer”
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stephen colbert is the best.
beast fiddling at the opening ceremony.
yea it was tough
Too bad there was the ice pillar fail on the lighting of the torch.
Feel bad for the luge guy that died, video of the crash made it look like one of the worst ways to die ever.
u gay.
This would be sick if it was meant to be sf art.
was a joke at the fact that most people probably didnt even know i was gone.
also WTF @ the olympics. since when did this shit become asians on ice taking everyone’s medals?
May or may not have lost money betting on the chinese figure skaters.
my god the fiber farting
smells terrible
whatever you do, run. fast.
thats a haiku right?
nope
make it
‘smells so terrible’
isnt haiku 575 not 557?
dehydration
lol dehydration at axia debacle.
james sucks at haiku
his bad poem confused me
but we’re all good now
i thought haikus were 757
throw ya hands in the aiyer!
did someone just say
the haiku four days ago?
refrigerator.