Driving drunk is fairly simple, I don’t promote it, however I have done it quite a few times. The key to drunk driving is to not over analyze things because thats what will cause you to fuck up, also it helps if you aren’t as trashed as Cito was 
i find it funny that you guys can rag on cito, and talk about how you don’t let poeta/matt drive drunk, but then say oh yea its cool when roger drinks and drives (granted i know he’s a champ at it, but still).
i wasnt ragging on cito, but i was definatly giving roger props for his drunken driving
I agree with Hayvren. its a simple rule people if you drink don’t drive no matter how good you think you are drunk. because all it takes is a second and your entire life changes, because you were too ignorant to either let someone sober drive you.
I have a suggestion Matt. when people come over, YOU pick a someone who is sober and it is your responsibility ( because its your house) that the person doesn’t drink. It sounds like a pain in the ass(and it is, taken from experience) but at least you know that your friends arrived home safely. I do it all the time up here in Ottawa. I even call people to make sure they arrived safely. And people do it too. I know that last thing you wanna hear is that one of your friends got in an accident and killed or got killed.
Anyways there is 60% chance of me coming up on Friday(for commencement) so I might come to the tourney on Saturday
And there is a 23% chance that if I see you on saturday you’ll get a punch in the face. That’s almost 25%!!
ramy money match me, ill be accepting money matchs, so uh speak up and bet me, ill only use msp u all know i suck with msp
Allright I agree with all of u.
So that’s y cito, or anyone else is never drinking and driving again.
BTW Arch Nemisis is hosting the tourney on sat, not me.
Also…Teddy where the fuck r u?
Also, lessard, what is your msn?
for the record: i never talked shit to/about cito driving drunk.
ill be there for the tourney on sat. watch ya ass bitches!
Wow… Pat is a scary, scary beast.
link didnt work for me for some reason
Oh shit!
THE FRUSTRATION CONFRONTATION: James vs g3nn on american sticks.
so yeah, after watching that vid it makes me wana start a tauren warrior. rogues dont crit for 2700 in 1 hit, we dont have 5k life or wear plate plus we die in just as many hits as a mage.
i cry nerf on warriors. NERF!!!
i’m not saying it was wrong/rude of you guys to say cito was in idiot. What he did was stupid, and i’ll tell him my self. I’m saying its stupid of you guys to say “we all ways try to not let any one drive home drunk…except for roger.”
any ways thats it for that. sinc were on the drunkin cito topic, heres some classic Cito moments:
- cito breaks beer bottle, and cuts his lip while trying to drink the bottom broken half
- he thre dan over a fuckin table, then started a fight with like 8 other people at the same time, funniest shit ever
- he busts into a hotel room at 6 am, with a box of cinamin buns in one hand, and a beer in the other, screaming “CINABOOOOOOONS”
- he drank 40 beers at the cottage after prom. he only had a 24, and once that was done he started stealing beer from every one. You would never see him with an empty beer, it was all ways at half/full
- he once broke up a line of blow on dan’s shitty wood table with all the cracks in it, looosing a shitload
- was talking to me on the phone in a car, with a beer in the other hand. he threw his phone out the car instead of the empty bottle.
- got hit in the head with a wrench, and after the whole thing was over, all he said was “lets go drink more.”
- he’ll randomly go to bars wayyyy befor any 1 else gets there, just so he can be shittered by the time we get there
- once spilled beer on at least 10 people in 1 night, while trying to explain how he’s a business man
thats just a few. the mans a fuckin animal. Sloppiest drunk ever
:lol: :lol:
Even the stories I’ve heard before never get old. The new ones are even better.
Stop lying.
cito is too classic.
lol James just roll a gnome warrior, you do the same damage but you look funnier doing it 
sorry for giving props to the only person id let drive me around if they were drunk
but its the truth. under normal circumstances driving drunk is a bad idea and i would never promote it, but with roger being drunk doesnt seem to effect his driving for some reason which is why hes the only drunk driver id ride with.
this had me fucking roflcoptering for like 5 mins.
go hide in a hole you terrorist.