Oh man, what joke to get at 3:00am in the morning
…so thats what they call bumsex at UO eh?
Make sure you tell the boys you’ll be at the slopes tommorow…wouldn’t want to miss out on the bump and grind of that “tobagganing”
In fact, get rid of the t, o, one g, and add two s’s and you’ve got BangingAss
ahhaha high five
WTF, does phil ivey ever get lucky? EVER? That man honestly has the worst of luck at the worst of times. 
I’ll answer this fully when I get back from school…but saying Phil Ivey has no luck is like saying you can beat Bry in marvel.
so that guy has no luck at all huh?
Bry beat me to it 
Yea cuz Gerjay has never beat Bry before right?
So if Gerjay can actually beat Bry in marvel sometimes does that mean that Phil Ivey actually has no luck? Teddy I dont understand what your getting at here… at all. It seems like you are saying Gerjay can never beat Bry at marvel or something… i dont get it lol.
EDIT::::
I’m going back to bed cuz im tired yay.
I just woke up… and im tired too, fuck skool…
I laugh at all you people still in school. And then I get sad when I look at all you people in university
Anyways, I had the best cookie of my life today. It was SOOOOOOOO good.
dont even need to see it to know it doesnt compare to my cookies
I’ll take your word on that, it is caf food. But that croissant beats any croissant you can make.
i guess thats tru, only cause i cant make that
- i garentee something and stuff with cheese for potatoes.
- ace ventura 2 is re-god-damn-diculous
- this was the funniest thing ive read in a loooong time
You guys hear about the new Rokr phone? Fucking Ipod+camera+phone… If you’re listening to music and someone calls it auto pauses the song, and when you’re odne talking it resumes where it stopped and goes back to original volume… 
we got it on sale for a bill if you interested. $25 monthly plan, unlimited incoming calls homie… o yeah. Yes, i’m trying to get sales fuck you.
Fuck, he’s going to turn Sauga thread into a Roger’s phone pimping station. PASS! :tdown:
Bad example. Let me try and redeem myself.
Think of Bry as Phil Ivey. The best player on our marvel circuit. Now say we all put up money that Bry can’t get a 100 game streak on us. We meaning Gerjay, me, Matt, James, Chris P and Q, Ramy, Curt, Shu, Anant, and random online qualifier (aka Adil, j/k). This is esentially what a poker tournament is. A regular major poker tourney you are faced with about 50 decisions where you are put to the test or are putting others to the test for all their money. Now since Ivey is one of the best, you can always put him as a favourite to beat anyone out there. But who is to say no one can get lucky against him? Just like how anyone can get lucky against Bry in marvel.
Now it would be ludicrous to say that Bry could get a 100 game streak on us without some stroke of luck. Whether it be one of us missing a double snapback, or him getting a lucky hit at 00 time. As good as Bry is, it won’t happen if all of us play perfect. But in poker and marvel, nobody plays perfect. And I know for a fact that Bry is better than anyone when it comes to capitalizing on mistakes. So is Ivey. Take a look at this donkey play.
Title: Phil Ivey Busts One
Log:
With the flop showing K-K-5, Phil Ivey bets $50,000. Brian Stelwagen makes it $250,000 to go. Ivey makes it another $350,000 more to go. Stelwagen raises all-in, and Ivey instantaneously calls, and shows A-K. Stelwagen shows 8-8. Ivey has him covered and nearly doubles up to almost $2,000,000.
You think that isn’t luck? That somebody could play for so long and then basically give their chips away? Even after someone as good as Ivey re-raises a raise, they’re still willing to take a ridiculous gamble like that.
In such a big tournament, it only takes one mistake to lose all your chips, just like it takes one loss to ruin a humongous streak. But usually no one remembers game 56 where Bry gets insanely lucky to beat Gerjay in a game, but everyone remembers when Adil breaks Bry’s streak at 98 because of a mistake. Just like in poker, no one remembers how Ivey gets all those chips, they just see him losing a huge pot and immediately call him unlucky. It’s hardly the case. He was lucky to get there in the first place, and might not need as luck as the rest of us do, but he’s definately lucky to dodge 5620 players in the WSOP, and the 800 or so avg players he dodges to get to a WPT final table.
EDIT: So I join the waiting list for any 1-2 limit game on UB. I take my seat and put in my usual buyin of $100. First hand I get, pocket aces. I hit quads, and take a pretty big pot. next hand, kings. I was like wow, this is amazing shit. Flop comes A-K-Q. Turn is an Ace, I lose to aces. For the next 20 minutes, I get all amazing hands, nothing under a 10. But I keep losing. To quads, royal flushes, higher full h ouses. I lose my buyin, and this occurs:
Black 8ces: This has got to be the scammiest table ever. I don’t think I’ve taken this many bad beats in my life
azwildcat1211: that’s rh for ya
Black 8ces: …what?
azwildcat1211: royal hold’em
azwildcat1211: all the cards you get are 10 to A.
Scam.
Sort of related poker thing that Rey told me about…
AK=Anna Kournikova
Looks great but rarely wins.
Wait a second… if Shu can advertise his phones… EVERYONE BUY MY SHIRTS! THEY’RE GOOD SHIRTS!!! $10-$15!!!
Lol, o man, i get in pissed from work last nite, im like FUCK THIS IM APPLYING TO BEST BUY, i apply online, do all this shit, and tell em when im available, 3:00pm+… so im getting in the door today at 3:00pm, its the store calling me to get me to come in for an interview. if i get this job, im goin to my manager with my two weeks notice, the conversation will be something like this…
“hey boss, in two weeks, your gonna notice…
…that i havent been here in two weeks…”