Million, the end is nigh

only light you see is the fleshlight :coffee:

With 4k resolution and a brazzers account. :earlgreytea:

New Kickstarter idea. I’m going to run an arcade filled with the latest, greatest, and most expensive Oculus Rift erotic games. Pay 25 cents to start the game and you have to insert more quarters to continue playing as the game leaves you at a cliffhanger. I just now need to find a way to make a 2-player game to bring in double the money in one sitting.

Forget the baggage women come with, I was talking about casual sex, even paying for it. Most Japanese men have zero interest in having sex, most of them even despise the thought of any type of sexual contact.

The people who think this will replace real pussy are sadly mistaken. Unfortunately I’m not rewriting that dissertation no pussy again.

probably better than fleshlight doe

That sounds like a sticky situation.

Nice wordplay. That arcade would for real cost buckets of money in janitorial fees. You’d have to go to Sam’s Club and buy ALL the tissues.

It would be like any other arcade, clean once before the business day begins.

Go go gadget cock!

Spoiler

http://vimeo.com/79173606

re-up of the vid @AKI mentioned, btw obviously NSFW unless you’re working at a sex shop or something

edit: Oh brother I looked up some of this company’s other products and I am seriously not surprised that they’re behind this latest scheme

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i6kWbdTvjk&feature=player_embedded

Yo Tenga makes the best stuff BEWD.

Perusing some of their products as we speak Crotch(lmao that sounded bad), just for research purposes, yep that’s it. ;D

so over 9 BILLION?!

Unfortunately for you Mother Nature disagrees. People who share your views are likely to be placed on the fast track to extinction.

But I’m sure you’ll have fun on your way out. Right up to when your heart explodes while your sex robot pounds away at your lifeless corpse.

You’re not exactly shitting on Million’s point here.

nah, this is why you always make sure to have a kill-switch when it comes to advanced robots. If they ever get out of line, they can be immediately shut down. I’d also make sure to have multiple ways of shutting it down, in case the machine dared to think itself “clever” by stealing what it thinks is my only kill-switch. That’s when I get to employ great super-villain lines and moments like "…oh? Don’t tell me you thought that was the only remote, my dear…silly robot…" right before she gets her little robot ass shut down and destroyed for her insolence.

Also, there’s other means of arranging to have your children brought into the world if one is into that sort of thing. I’m sure that eventually, we could simply genetically engineer the children anyway…growing them in a lab…they would be designed and truly created, rather than born from the old way…and they could of course then be better children…a superior new breed of humans.

But you engage in the female act of pleasure known as “Scissoring”. According to your sexual orientation, you are also an evolutionary “loser” akin to Million.

Mother nature can disagree all she wants but the mechanization is in effect and isn’t stopping anytime soon unless you and your sisters find some way to bomb us back to the pre Industrial era.

Million’s point seems to be that women only have value as sex objects. Because apparently if you can get sexual gratification from a machine, women have no value.

No offense to him, but perhaps its this perception that has led to him having such negative experiences with women.

Funny thing to me is that if I did view them purely as sex objects way back in the beginning…things might have been different…perhaps I wouldn’t have become one of the most embittered, hateful guys ever to exist. In fact, I’m 99% sure that’s exactly the case. Respect and all the other nice character traits tend to go right out the window when you see how pointless it all is…meanwhile, the Chris Browns out there who actually beat the unholy shit out of a woman’s ass…of course they succeed…because it’s the negative “qualities” that get play…things like beating them to a pulp, stealing cars, selling drugs and dropping out of school after showing disrespect to any and all authority figures… It’s the negative aspects that tend to win the game. This could also be colored by the fact that I grew up in that piece of shit excuse for a city, “M-town”, where hardly anyone there is worth even 1 tenth of a percent of a damn.

Bring on the robots, because the real ones aren’t worth a penny today, tomorrow or 27 years from now. They could all go to an island and get nuked out of existence for all I care.