Michigan Thread spring edition

Yes i need you to help me to get more and more people to worship my constipated asshole. Until then you finish tossing my salad you 4 eyed dork. This goes for you too hollow. I want you to worship my white ASS!:slight_smile:

I seen it. It was bout a 7…should’ve been longer. They shouldnt of changed Doom’s story.

“War of the Worlds” on the otherhand was like a fuckin 2…Really stupid remake! They should’ve left it alone! :lame: :lame: :lame: :tdown: :tdown: :tdown:

P.S. Dont comment on this unless you seen the original black-n-white from the 1950’s

Fantastic 4 was the shit
i can’t wait til that shit come out on DVD i will be first in line to get that.It was as good as X-men if not better

But… Xmen wasn’t all that great…

Me and Hollow share the same opinion on the Fantastic Four, the whackest team, has the best villian. Dr. Doom was not portrayed to his fullest, they totally forgot to mention that he is a SUPER GENIUS like Reed Richards, and he’s a Sorcerer, but I’m guessing that will come into play later, since they were just mentioning the man has his own country late in the movie. It looks like took the story from the Ultimate Fantastic book if anyone follows that. Overall I give the movie about a 7, it was worth seeing after the long wait. Better than both X-Men’s for sure. Johnny carried the movie, that guy who played him was Jake Wiler in Not Another Teen Movie, so he had the persona already established. I’m glad they took the time to make him right. I loved when he finally learned to fly, great scene.

Spider-Man 3 doesn’t drop till 2007, there are a ton of movies in between, but I cannot wait for that one. Transporter 2 comes out in Spetember, the first one didn’t win too many people over, but the sequel has enough action in it alone to top the first. I’m there.

And I didn’t know StarFox Assault was such a cool game on Gamecube. Shooter fans should look into it, but I’m sure Uber has played it already.

Ok everyone, time for bed. Theres a long day ahead of you all…and thats to worship my white constipated asshole.:slight_smile:

PS Don’t comment on anything unless you’ve read the original story from 1898 and were there to hear the original radio drama in 1938 plzkthx.

Starfox Assault is sweet, although the single player isn’t as good as 64s, the multiplayer is fantastic. Lots of shit to unlock, too.

The best war of the worlds version was either the book or the radio drama. Even the 1950s movie was utter shit in comparison to either of those.

You guys certainly are elite with your preference of the original ham-fisted dimestore rag over successive remakes.

I’m not saying the book is any “better” than the movies, or the radio drama, which caused people to JUMP OUT OF THEIR WINDOWS IN FEAR OF ALIENS OMGOMGZOMG! I’m saying that basing the judgement of a shitty movie on a previous shitty movie is a moot point when they were both based off of a book, but were different adaptations. You have to reference the source material if you want to legitimately compare the two.

If he had said, “This movie sucks compared to the first movie.” that would’ve been fine. That’s an opinion he’s entitled to have based on his preference between the two adaptations. But he said, “Don’t comment unless you’ve seen the first movie.” which is implying your opinion doesn’t count if you’ve, say, only read the “ham-fisted dimestore rag.”

In short, I think all the versions suck and HG Wells can S my D.

Happy b-day to me. Damn 27 years old already. Where’s my gifts monkeys!?

Thanx, Fate.

I was excited about F4…but no longer. WOTW I know is flawed after I saw the HBO first look…it’s the Dakota Fanning show. If I want to see a movie that is about saving a little girl from endless cliffhangers, I’ll rent “Man on Fire”.

Just because something old is remade, doesn’t make it good.

Starsky and Hutch - straight trash
Charlie’s Angels - an abomination
Godzilla - a steaming load compared to the Toho version

I know I’m old, but I’ve seen these old productions, and a lot of other movies/tv shows…in most cases, the old one was the better.

How so?

Let’s look at it objectively here.

The original is the first “alien invasion” book, that is a parallel towards the destruction of Victorian culture and values. It’s also the only version where the aliens seem truly unbeatable, with indestructible tripods, a flamethrower, poison gas, and deadly weeds. The fact that in this century we developed all these (well, except the tripods), ended up making the book relevant today, a sort of tale of how man could ultimately wipe himself out with all those weapons.

And then you’ve got the radio drama, which is simply an incredible retelling. This is the modern update to the story that no other remake has ever gotten right. The first half’s innovative storytelling was so damn good that you had people running outside with guns, waiting to kick martian ass.

The 1950s movie failed to live up to this though, and ended up being just another one of the alien invasion B movies that permeated the 50s and 60s. I enjoyed it, I’ll be honest, but it’s nothing compared to the first two versions. It’s just aliens come to earth, aliens are unstoppable, die by something unexpected. It took the basic gist of the war of the worlds tale, but lacks subtext, or really anything to set it apart from the dozens of other movies like it.

I haven’t seen the new one, so I can’t comment on that. Nevertheless I’m not at all looking forward to seeing the main guy suddenly having to deal with annoying kids. Child actors tend to make me want to punch them.

You Guys Can Go To Hop On Pop.com To See Taz In Gay Porn. He Is Coming Over To My House Later For The Remake.

INDEED.

BTW, Ivy…my earlier post was not intended as a flame, just an objective opinion.

New movies with fancy special effects can be cool…but if it lacks story, then its nothing more than a movie for soccer-moms and their snot-nosed brats (See Spykids). Throw in a chick in tight leather, then you get the hormone driven “guy” crowd (See Elektra). Or combine both and you get “filth” like Heat Boy and Lava Girl.

When the movie industry starts putting 10 year olds in spandex to sell a flick, then we’re all in trouble.:wtf:

Robo, I fear the end of all has come … and it wasn’t due to ‘Deity’. Who figured? :rolleyes:

The Deity is too busy too making “Joke accounts” to bother with us lowly humanoids.:cybot:

No way Taz is involved with anything gay.

The guy has more hoes than clothes.:cybot:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GERALD :party: :clap: :tup:

Back to StarFox

HB XD!

Have sexual intercourse with member of the opposite sex!