Metal Gear SOLID Thread: Snake? SNAAAAKE!

this fucking retard STILL with that “pros adapt” :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

I am not talking about “performance”. I am pointing out the flaws in the game. you are too fucking retarded to get any of that. only retarded assclowns like you would assume that when someone doesn’t like something that means they are not good at it…:rolleyes:

thats YOUR fucking retarded logic. not fact.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

You go weeks, months at a time with cognitive function, and then in short snap instances you lose all of it. You lose an already mediocre ability to understand context and tone and seem to forget it completely.

Meds for that, I think.

Or maybe you’re just defending this .faggot. because of the aforementioned tenure shit. In any case, step your reading comprehension game up.

Man, I am fucking terrible at this shit. I really want to enjoy Cloak and Dagger but I end up getting shit on in the first 30 seconds, meaning I just get to sit back and watch my team play for the next 10 minutes. Really I’m just having a hard time retaining good spacial awareness, which seems to be an absolute must if you’re gonna get anywhere in MGO. If you don’t have a constant and almost omnipotent awareness of your surroundings at all times, you might as well not even play. Which isn’t a bad thing; I’m personally just having a hard time adapting. It might get better once I actually memorize the maps.

Which, by the way, we definitely need more maps.

For C&D Just play it reaaaalllllyyyy slow if youre playing with randoms

I think the real question is what the fuck is wrong with you? I just think you said some stupid shit. That’s all it is you fucking idiot. I mocked you because you sounded stupid. You’re the one taking all this shit so fucking seriously. If you notice I was giving Snaaake shit for all his complaining like a page ago you fucking retard, and not even over this silly ass notion of scub-ness, I was just tired of hearing him whine. All I did was snip a part of your post I thought was dumb and sad and mocked you for it, and now you’re getting all up in your feelings and shit over it.

My cognitive function is fine, you just have the skin of a new born. You come in here talking all kinds of shit, someone makes fun of you for a one itty bitty tiny little part of it and you get all bent out of shape. Your bitch ass can dish it out, but it sure as fuck can;t take it. Grow the fuck up and stop catching feels over the internet you god damn baby. Christ.

cloak n dagger can work if you camp hard. you kinda have to. but the “balance” is…dumb. defending team should never EVER have stealth.
here is an idea of how you should be playing tsne…

I put Puppy Snares around me, they’re super useful.

None of my matches have ever gone like that.

Never have I seen someone get to run around so freely without getting gunned down by 90 guys.

not raging…not even mad…

just massive disappointment is all. could have been something great but its far far from it. they fucking butchered this game and burned it to the ground. this joke game is on the capcom fighting jam level failure. its unreal…

lol I’m just givin you shit man.

So with all that faggotry said, you do realize that what I said about tone and context. The part that your waterhead ass didn’t pick up on? His scrub shit needs to go with the other scrub quotes. It was dismissive, mocking. Not mocking in your context of being oblivious to what’s going on and trying to comment on something that’s completely over your head, but actually mocking.

And you sound like you’re ready to hit the closest thing to you but I’m in my feelings?

Okay.

This page is the prime example of a nigga moment + nigga synthesis.

Alright class. Time for a question.

What do you call somebody who gets beat by a lot of “scrubs”, but still claims to be better than those scrubs?

EDIT:

nigga…go put YOURSELF in the scrub quote thread you fucking retard :rofl::rofl::rofl:

someone not liking something and pointing out the flaws doesn’t AUTOMATICALLY mean they are bad it. thats your retarded logic. take it to your “scrubquote” thread.

Low tier god.

I don’t sound like I’m about to hit anything, I simply sound like I’m tired of people using shitty ass arguments that where dated back in 06 when I joined this website. So I mocked your mocking, big deal. Why you fuckin cryin about it? Put his lines in the scrub quote thread, no one fucking cares. It’s not over my head, I was being a dick because I thought the line was dumb. Big deal.

How is this even over my head? He’s complaining about the mechanics. That’s all. You’re the one bringing skill, something that has nothing to do with anything he’s said, into the conversation. One can criticize mechanics while still being able to use them well, in fact that tends to be what qualifies one to criticize them! You’re the one who sounds like he’s in over his head with your grade school “You just don’t like them because you suck” logic. Same god damn garbage as back in the day when people defended 3rd Strike against people with legitimate grievances with the game. That’s how old your stupid logic is. We’ve heard your kiddy pool garbage for fucking years, it was garbage then, and it’s garbage now. Unless you can prove he actually sucks at the game then all your posturing is nothing more then that. You don’t have an argument or a position, you have an assumption and are using that to spring board off of in order to wave off his claims.

Actually bring up REAL counter points, or shut the fuck up, because your scrub as position is shit.

xxXXxGaM3rGuyxxXXX getting at that same retarded logic too

anyone doesn’t like a game = automatically losing for sure and must be the ONLY reason he doesn’t like the game

not like the game itself is terrible EITHER FUCKING WAY or anything right kiddies :rolleyes:

I love this thread

Niggas don’t read.

He never said he was losing to the “scrubby mechanics”, he just said he doesn’t like them.

I completely disagree with him, but come the fuck on. Even I can comprehend what he’s trying to say.

dumb fucks like him doesn’t know any of that and probably still doesn’t get it…
not even sure if he was “trolling” or not…

anyway more shit is gonna bother me and I will post about it. newest one is how my thumb is “uncomfortable” from mashing on the fucking L3 button to sprint. thanks konami!

oh and I joined this one game now got 2 kills/1death then end of match it said 24 kills and 16 deaths. WHAT THE FUCK??
this has to be the weirdest shit Ive seen so far. what…some kind of record stay saved or something or just glitchy/buggy?