Metal Gear SOLID Thread: Snake? SNAAAAKE!

The stupid fluff tends to be the best parts lol.

Some of it, yeah. Not all. Don’t get me wrong I’m one of the biggest MGS nerds in here probably, it’s just me seeing certain horrible/annoying trends in gaming appear, disappear, reappear over decades of experience in this industry.

I sometimes get heated over the most retarded shit nowadays with what I know could have been addressed early on in
games (or even fixed, or made more believable) because of the tech and know-how that I’m aware the industry has.
(like opening doors with your fucking FACE in Watch_Dogs) -_-

Or like the fact that this is MGS FIVE and the AI still doesn’t react to certain things that you would think they would under the
technology they’re being built with and programmed with.

Like prancing around on a horse, leaned over to one side in front of a random soldier that’s on guard to kill your ass.

Were I to have programmed the enemy AI responses/routines, it would have been more along the lines of:
-Can see you and will react to you immediately within 50 meters.
-Will react to you being a jackass, on a horse, leaned over to one side, right in front of him.
-Might have a speech pattern of: “Hey asshole, I can see you—WTF do you think you’re doing!?”

LOL

~K.

Yeah, Paz got murked something serious in those tapes.

I don’t think we are talking about the same thing…

Stupid fluff=something that’s stupid, is retarded to see on screen, shouldn’t be in the game.

Like slinking over to one side of a horse whilst riding it it within eyesight of the poorly programmed eyesight distances given to enemy AI,
and watching them do nothing about it. It’s lame.

~K.

I always thought the highly trained incompetent guards was always a Metal Gear thing. Anyway you’d probably get away with less stuff in Big Boss mode.

Stop playing on Normal if you don’t like the guards being dumb.

The games always had it like this: Anything not Extreme/European Extreme = Guards are brain dead and you can get away with everything. On Extreme/EE The guards will spot and hear you from across the map.

Yea we are definitely not talking about the same thing.

I’m not sure how many of you know about the MGS4 novelization, but yea, it was published two years ago. I just bought the Kindle version for $7.69. You can read it with the free kindle app on your PC, tablet, or device.

I scoped it out some time ago when I visited a Barnes & Nobles. It’s a very detailed book that narrates the plotline and happenings of MGS4. It’s accredited by Kojima so there’s that.

Add it to your collection(!)

so happy you can build, modify and visit MB. finally we get to experience the other side of alert mode. I’m always excited for a new MG but this is on another level. hail kojima :pray:

No idea they did a novelization of MGS4
I know they did one of MGS1, but I heard it sucked. Not sure if they did one of MGS2 and 3 or how good they are if they did get made.

game novels you can only trust your own opinion and if you liked the game enough you should check the book.

Thats like some nigga on SRK saying the Street Fighter books are crap yet have a history of hating on SF man.

you should emphasize more on reading comprehension.

no where did I say stealth game.

and when is the last time anyone even seen The Boss use stealth on her own?

everytime she kicked Jack’s ass she walked up on his ass.

the bitch was even on a WHITE horse in the middle of the night.

fuck you talkin’ 'bout?!

MGSV Phantom Pain analysis by Threedogg:

http://metal-gear.net/forums/index.php?/topic/207-metal-gear-solid-v-analysis-skull-face-project-ogre-opening-cutscene-mirrors/

New MGS Solid Snake Revoltech figure coming out soon.

http://www.play-asia.com/micro-yamaguchi-revol-mini-rm-001-metal-gear-solid-solid-snake-paOS-13-49-en-70-7q9r.html

4 inches of pure Badassary.

Can also be gotten on Bigbadtoystore

Not too expensive either for a revoltech.

lol wtf

@SNAAAAKE‌ make this ur avatar pls

yo :coffee:

LOL AWESOME