I’d imagine you’d just be jizzing dust eventually.
I’m wondering how many lives SNAAAAAKE’s mom has saved.
I’ve ejaculated enough this week to CURE cancer.
It feels rather superfluous to masturbate at times when some of your friends tell you to get laid, yet in the gay world it’s not as simple as it is in the straight world unless you have a certain look…or think sex is something you can buy off the shelf at Walmart. Might as well not do it at all.
If you’ve suffered gay death what are your choices though.
…Wut?
I ain’t seen no sex on the shelf at my local Walmart, but given that store’s nature, I’d probably pass. Probably. Possibly. Okay, probably not.
:tup:
the internet as a whole has never felt so collectively healthy
To be honest, I don’t even know. I’m 22 - typically at my age, I’m supposedly to be a total slut.
Dramatix with dat Fruedian slip. 
Oh, no. That wasn’t a Freudian slip; apparently if you’re a 22 male, you’re supposedly to be getting it in consistently.
I’m drunk. Let me tease flirt with you until I sober up and realize I’m not gay.
Zone Tans fap song is nice for a relaxed
fap in which you take it nice and slow. Now if you want to be yo meat like it owes you money…
Better get in there before you become old and washed up.
You guys keep quoting that old ass Matriarch post… does she even come on SRK anymore?
That’s if I’m someone’s type. Now if I were some twinky or toned, muscular white boy, I’d be in there, but I’m a 6"6 built black guy. I’m either going to attract old, crusty white men or the small group of people in my age who see me as a total fetish.
(is tempted to ban dab00g for bumping something so old, especially since he added nothing of substance)
Anyway, I missed this the first time it was around.
I can’t say that the supposed findings are all that surprising, but I do have to wonder if there have been any follow-up studies in the past three years.
It’s not like you have to masturbate, but at the same time, you shouldn’t let people use the stupid American convention of shaming you about masturbating as a reason not to do it. If you don’t feel comfortable doing it for other reasons or feel that it’s a waste of time for other reasons, then don’t do it. But don’t refrain from doing it just because you’re “supposed” to be getting laid but aren’t and masturbation is supposedly worthless and shameful because it’s lesser than “sex” (read: penetration). It’s really that simple.
Also, I’m pretty sure that it’s the same in both “worlds”, just that you replace access to consensual sex being controlled mostly by women with access to consensual sex being controlled mostly by white guys under 30. I’m not sure what group is the “gate-keeper” with regards to lesbians and sex before they experience vast infinity that is “Lesbian Bed Death”, but it’s probably just “white women under 30” if gay guys are any indication. Shrug. Regardless, I’m sure a lot of people would say exactly the opposite anyway since “the gays” are stereotyped as being extremely promiscuous.
(Also also, “superfluous” isn’t the word you meant to use there, if only because it doesn’t make sense to use if you’re lamenting not getting laid. If you were saying that masturbation was superfluous to you because you’re constantly ball-deep in ass or whatever, then that would make sense. As it is now…it doesn’t.)
Yes, in part because mIRC constantly devil-summons her in jest. She mostly just lurks pretty hard though.
But you jack off to pre op trannies
Actually the thread was bumped by a bot whose post has since been, what I can assume, nuked to orbit.
(Ah, okay. Never mind then.)
It must be totally gone then since even I don’t see anything and I basically see everything normally except for utterly deleted content.