my favorite line so far
i need a woman not some fucking little girl with a dysfunctional cunt.
im outi
Roberth
Hahaha the only one actin like a little bitch here is you. Been takin lessons from our buddy Mel here or what?
So good movies taste like shit?
You sir, you have potential. SRK should stop accepting new members the day you start making sense.
Opening your …“rear star”?
“…”
I don’t even?
i remember david cross described a young boys rectum in the eyes of a priest as sweet pink star fruit or something lol
I’m going to go ahead and go on record saying that judging the quality of film by ingesting defecation has to be the worst possible talent I’ve ever heard of. How can that possibly be beneficial?
Captain America: Welcome to Avenger’s mansion. What’s your power?
MC187: I can tell if a movie is good by eating shit.
Captain America: Get out.
Isn’t that extremely counter-productive to dating?
Girl: Thanks for taking me to this great movie. kiss Ewww. Your breath tastes like shit!
MC187: Girl, you wouldn’t know good breath if it took a shit in your mouth. Which it just did!
There’s only one situation that I could see that even being remotely helpful and that’s as a film critic. Judging by your insightful post, maybe that’s your chosen profession.
Ebert: …so, you have a penchant for eating feces you say? You’re hired. :badboy:
MC187: Yeah. Uh, and I judge movies.
Ebert: Even better!
Don’t be too hard on people for not possessing this particular skill. There’s a very high probability that you’re the only person on the planet who has it, with the possible exception of Kobe Bryant.
Shaq: Hey Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!
Kobe: It tastes like Shazaam fucking sucked!
Nigga you know you liked Shazaam, or atleast you would say you did if Shaq was in front of you, stop perpetrating.
lmao perpetrating.
What kind of movie shits in your mouth? Do they project the movie on the ceiling while you look upwards with your mouth open waiting to receive shit from people pooping through holes cut in the roof?
“Ew bro, they’re shitting on us in here. This movie sucks!”
“How can you not like this? You a bitchmade ass hoe!”
Fecal Play Interactive Theaters?, coming to a city near you!
hahahahhahahhahaha.
fucking hilarious.
“god made that perfect ruby star fruit”
haha
Man, I swear the day that toilet humor stops being funny is the day I stop reading Srk on the shitter.
THANK YOU!!! I couldn’t halfway translate that without downing a pound of headache meds.
-Starhammer-
Is it too early for thread of the year noms?
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That Russian whore made poor Mel leave the country… UGH I hate bitches… I hope he makes a come back soon.
hi srk
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5-10 year exile until shit dies down. Heck it worked for MJ.
That being said, my nigga Mel should have never trusted that Euro trash to begin with. Damn shame, I was hoping Edge of Darkness would be a new beginning for him rather then ironic in hind sight.
Although, dude probably does need help given what little Ive heard of the calls. Should have listened to Luda “Can’t change a ho into housewife”.
Same thought I had.
AW and Muff have destroyed this thread.
Damn, I didn’t know he had seven kids.