Seems more like a popularity contest of who sucks up to Maxim the most.
SERIOUSLY. I wish ke$ha would die of an overdose already.
I can’t believe this “thing” (http://beatcrave.frsucrave.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Kesha-why-dont-you-call-me.jpg) made it to top 100.
HEEEEERRRRREEE we go! Oh, it’s so damn fun to rip into these lists… on with the show:
1 Kate Perry. --not my personal #1 but Katy is indeed incredibly gorgeous. I’d do everything with/to her.
2 Brooklyn Decker --??? (quick search survey SAYS—ehhhh. Boring, this one.)
3 Zoe Saldana— YES. I have no problem with this one being ranked high. She is outstanding…they picked a good one here.
4 Blake Lively- very cute, nice smile… I’d say this is too high on a list for her though.
5 Megan Fox – this one is so inconsistent, imo. One day she looks strange to me…then other times she’s hot…too much of a wild card to rank high on my list, so this is questionable.
6 Rihanna-hell yeah, that’s my baby Ri-Ri. Totally salad-tossable.
7 Elisabetta Cannalis – good one.
8 Olivia Munn – nice.
9 Kim Kardashian – Ms. Fat Booty herself…hell yeah. Wow, Maxim is actually on a roll this year with reasonable rankings?! What is this madness?
10 Marissa Miller -nice…a bit too high though, imo.
11-20: Eva Mendes—eh, ok.
Audrina Patridge, --DELICIOUS.
Amber Heard, —ehhhh…
Scarlett Johansson-- yes yes.
Amanda Bynes, —hell naw. Ok they finally fucked it up here. I know she has a lot of fans here, but she just doesn’t have that much in the sex appeal department, imo. Sometimes she looks downright strange…like her head is a grapefruit with eyes or somethin’. There are tons of other famous broads that are 10x hotter than Ms. Bynes, so she is forever irrelevant.
Selita Ebanks, --not entirely familiar with this one, but ok.
Leighton Meester, — very cute…this may be a bit too high for her though.
Christina Aguilera, --alright.
Bar Refaeli, —questionable, imo. She has square-ish hips, which is never good.
Olivia Wilde-- hell yes. I’d Bone? her to death.
#21-30: Milla Jovovich, —cool.
Mila Kunis, —adorable.
Arianny Celeste, --NICE :wow: She should be ranked higher.
Nicole Scherzinger, —nigga please. This is way too low for this fine specimen. Nicole is perfect. This woman always deserves at least a top 10 or even top 5 spot. She’s the main reason I give a shit about Dancing with the Stars this season.
Danica Patrick, --a bit boring.
Eliza Dushku, --still don’t get the hype over this broad. She continues to look like the “beat-up” picture when the round is over/“Continue?” screen in the old fighting games.
Hilary Duff, --cute, but she needs to start eating again.
Kaley Cuoco, —gorgeous.
Ashley Greene, —ehhhhhhh.
Hayden Panatierre-- PERFECTION. This is way too low for her. You telling me Dushku and Danica Fucking Patrick ranks over HAYDEN? Get outta here with that.
#31-40: Taylor Swift, --get the hell out. She’s only mildly cute in that video when she has the big nerdy glasses on. I’d still bone but come on…she’s out of her league against most of the names on these lists.
Jessica Biel–HOT. This is way too low for Jess. (*getting lazy so I’ll skip a few)
Jessica Alba, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Rachelle Leah, Joanna Krupa, Angelina Jolie, Malin Akerman, Dania Ramirez: Nigga please, Dania Ramirez shits on all the broads in this particular group. Those other chumps aren’t even worthy to breathe the same air as the goddess Dania.
#41-50: Katie Cassidy, --way too low. My baby Katie here should get be in the top 15 of a Hot 100 list.
Anna Faris, Jordana Brewster, Stephanie Pratt, Julianne Hough, Rachel Bilson, Sofia Vergara, Emmy Rossum, Emma Stone, Alice Eve—no real problems here…not familiar with Alice Eve though.
#51-60: Moon Bloodgood, Kristen Bell, Laura Vandervoort, Britney Spears, Tricia Helfer, ke$ha, --NIGGA PLEASE. Get this creature out of here.
Gabrielle Union, Erin Andrews, Lindsey Vonn, Grace Park—this group, however, is a good deal…nice.
#61-70: Naya Rivera,–ooh damn…nice one.
Lyndsy Fonseca, --very cute.
Alessandra Ambrosio, --ok, good.
Camilla Belle, Christian Serratos,—DELICIOUS…she should probably be higher.
Peyton List, --whaaa? Bland like Wonderbread…get outta here.
AnnaLynne McCord, --a beautiful angel. Goddamn this girl is too much…legendary…should be top 15, possibly top 10 material.
Emanuelle Chiriqui, Monica Keena, Odette Yustman–nice…no major qualms here.
#71-80: Dawn Olivieri, Danneel Harris, Zooey Deschanel (lovely), Natalie Morales, Lily Allen(adorable!), Kristin Cavallari (flat booty but she’s alright with me), Yvonne Strahovski (gorgeous),
Emma Roberts-future LEGEND. This one is underrated for sure… I’ve had my eye on this one for quite awhile now.
Rebecca Mader, —you cannot be serious with this. The results I see in the image search look like that dude from the movie “Mask” back in the 80s…not the comic book character…y’know, that red-head freak kid with the tall mutant head. This is disgusting.
Maria Menounos—should be much higher…definitely hotter than that mutant that is listed above her. Maria is probably top 20 material at least.
“One of these things is NOT like the other, one of these things just doesn’t belong.” Get the fuck outta here, Anna Quack-Pack Paquin. She has a cute little butt…and that’s about it.
eh, a lot of the names on this entire list are folks I’ve never heard of, and it’s becoming a damn pain having to look them all up, so fuck that. I just know that out of this particular group, Kara D. and Kelly Ripa are so delicious, and they should be a bit higher. I’d ravage both those ladies over and over forever.
------and yep, as TheSix pointed out…it is entirely unacceptable that my new honey (and new member of my Magnificent 5?)Nina Dobrev is nowhere to be found. That disgusts me.
Yeah Olivia Munn is the antithesis of what I like in a woman. She’s obviously not ugly but her fake “I’m a nerdy girl so love me” persona and her overall mannerisms repulse me. I’d honestly rather go out with an average chick with nice features than her.
CHRISTINA HENDRICKS IS BEYOND THIS LIST!
I’d rather her not be on the list than be #.63 or some bullshit low number.
Yeah lemme post a randomly poorly shot photo of an obviously attractive girl. :arazz:
The only reason why I don’t mind Katy Perry being number one is because that’s the closest Maxim can possibly get to having a natural beauty as number one.
…and she actually looks good without makeup unlike many celebs.
Alicia Keys isnt on the list, neither is Paz Vega nor Mariah Carey… WTF is this shit?
Seeing how fuckin retarded the broads named on the List (Ke$ha, Taylor Swift, Rebecca Mader, Kara DioGuardi) I’m surprised they didnt list Miley Cyrus or some other ugly broad like that. This list sucks more balls than Perez Hilton on a Friday night.
Get the fuck out.
Got a point there. You win.
And it’s all good. I know you like playing with mod powers 
miller at 10? didn’t see that one coming.
These to the T.
Half of these bitches look mad busted… look like they managed to find some crackheads to put on Top 100 list… you’re telling me they couldn’t find anyone else? Maybe they coulda put a couple of pornstars on this list… hell even average looking chicks irl are better than alot of what’s on that list…
I can understand that people are have no love for cyborgish cloned cold blooded villains :cybot: in pilot suits, but 51-60 for Grace Park?!?!
Seriously?.. :bluu:
- Katy Perry at no. 1? I approve. She’s way hot.
- Points for having Blake Lively and Leighton Meester. I’d put Leighton over Blake, but they’re both nice so it’s whatever.
- Emmy Rossum and Zooey Deschanel = win.
- Emma Roberts is goodness. I mean, Julia Roberts is her goddamn aunt, that should tell you something right there.
- Can we take off Anna Paquin and put in Deborah Ann Wolt (Jessica on True Blood) instead? She’s far superior.
- There’d be no justice in this world if Scarlett Johansson wasn’t on there.
non-photoshopped image =/= poorly shot. candid photos reveal who’s ugly IRL. that’s why i like them so much. also at Christina Hendricks not being on the list. even* i *gotta say that’s crap! i should to a hot chick list. Maxim has *vast *resources and they screw it up so bad (this year didn’t completely suck as much as previous years though). i could probably name universally hotter chicks than most of that list off the top of my head.
Crackwhores at the drug spot
massage backs and rub cocks
and even take it in the mud box
standing at the bus stop
til the sun drops
licking up cumshots like goody goody gumdrops 
-Craig T. Nelson
Katy Perry is #1 and Audrina Patridge isn’t even top ten? Did a bunch of gays write this list? Fuck off.
sorry, that picture is trickery. she’s obviously going to look better the closer she stands to scary chocolate people. YOU CAN’T HAVE SCARY CHOCOLATE PEOPLE IN THE BED ROOM STARING AT YOU WHILE UR DOIN IT! can you at least admit Diora Baird would have been a better choice?
also, you have keloids.
Doira is super hot and deserves to be on the list (if she isn’t) but that doesn’t take anything away from Keeley.
The calves you love are giant keloids. :razz:
these lists are always fail
ARGH! i’m conflicted! :crybaby:
Now I’ve been having one shitty day. Then I read this. Instantly, I assumed that he meant you can’t have a room full of black people eyeballing you while you’re sending the flesh train to tuna-town.
Then I saw the picture. I have been laughing for about ten minutes now. Thank you.