I can get behind this since thats Capcoms own fucking typo and thats just…fucking really? :rofl:

Guess I’m just used to an older Peter Parker

Peter Parker has always been really smart
I’m just saying if they’re gonna give him a twist why not give him some credit for his gadgets
Instead he’s a product of iron man now

The problem is usually that Parker is only said to be smart, but usually does a ton of really stupid dumb ass shit. He’s really not that smart honestly.

[details=Spoiler]When Zendaya hit that line at the monument tho…

I looked around the theater to see how the white folks reacted as I seemed to be the only person in the theater giving her the training day “my nigga” gif[/details]

Yeah the portrayal of high school kids in that movie was pretty realistic for the most part. Every single kid reminded me of someone I knew in school.

Peter is smart but he’s never been an investor on the level of Reed Richards, Tony Stark and Black Panther. If Pete was really smart would have patented his web fluid and been printing money for life.

The best deconstruction of Parker came when Ock was in his body and saw how much the jackass held himself back, both as Spider-Man and as Peter.

The fact it took someone literally stealing his life to get him to finish graduate school and start up a tech company speaks volumes about Pete’s “smart dumb nigga” complex.

It makes somewhat more sense for a 15-year-old Parker to be such a fuck up.

"He’s a millionaire that should be a billionaire."

Po gets points for referencing Superior Spider-Man.

But @“Dangerous J” …nigga…
Risqué? The porn joke was great.

Uncle Ben? Seriously?! Again?!

Head butt a knife.

Not risque for me.
There were a lot of 5-7 yr old kids in my theatre, and one of them asked what porn is to her mom.

Regarding Uncle Ben, I didnt mean seeing the whole getting shot and the whole wrestling match, just a brief mention.
He’s not a minor character and I’m sure each film is bound to be someones first, so something would have been appreciated.

People forget that the movie carries a certain rating for a reason. It’s like when people get all offended at an M rated game.

“Think of the children!”
“We did, that’s why it’s rated M/R/PG13 you fucking moron ass parents.”

Reminds me of people taking children to rated R Deadpool.

Thank God you didn’t write it cuz that would have been LAME

Like repeating what Tony said was any better… at least my version reminds us why Peter does what he does and doesn’t make it seem like he needs to impress Stark senpai.

finally saw the movie…so is spider senses not a thing anymore? i cant remember but didnt amazing spiderman take that out too?

also the movie makes me realize how much of a better father son relationship peter has with reed than tony

also im a bit confused where this movie takes place in the mcu universe.

It’s like they can’t decide on whether to nerf it or take it away entirely, because he definitely had Spider-Sense in Civil War.

the best thing to do…is have peter talk about it in spiderman 2 to karen. and she runs a diagnostic explaining as he gets older the more powerful his abilities will become. That at the moment due to him still being in puberty his spider-sense is in flux til his hormones balance out.

i mean this is exactly the kinda thing peter would run to reed for advice about lmfao

Impressing Stark sensei has been his motivation for the whole film. To gain resolve from his words fits perfectly with what we were presented.

But that moment was when he stopped doing shit just to impress Stark, and started realizing who he is and what he’s about.

If anything, everyone’s voices should have been in his head, Liz, Ned, May, etc… Not the silly line about the suit being the only thing pushing him.

The scene they ripped it from had Peter thinking about everyone who was counting on him, and how he wasn’t going to fail Aunt May like he did Uncle Ben.

For the record, I’m being nitpicky… I just thought that was a way to improve upon the scene and show Peters true motivations for being a hero.

so i guess we’re gonna get the aunt may writing to the daily bugle storyline in part 2 to stop dissin spidey lol.