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I will
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That RockyButthurt.
LOL looks like kamen rider.
The movie version turned the Superhero registration act into a international law.
You can’t just make international laws like that and how would you enforce it in a sovereign country?
EDIT: No, wait, Cap would refuse that order…
The UN and/or the world security council must have been fast tracked the law after Ultron tried to use a fictional country as a meteor and Hulk wrecking Johannesburg.
damn, saw that just now. I wanna celebrate, because this is great casting yet again by Marvel, but the sad fact is, it’s really odd to think of somebody I’ve rubbed one out to, many times over the years, as old Aunt May.
With it being a younger Spidey, a younger Aunt May makes sense… It being sexy ass Marissa Tomei confuses my man parts, though…
Man I have been used to seeing aunt may being old. It’s a weird casting choice to get marissa tomei. Weird in a sense that she’s still fappable.
They gonna need to cast fucking Carrot Top as uncle Ben to balance out the genepool for that kid.
No Uncle Ben, unless they do it in flashbacks. This isn’t an origin story again, it’s gonna be him with powers for awhile, but still finishing up high school.
I know but felt it had to be said anyway.
Sally Fields isn’t exactly bad-looking her damn self, I mean Mama Gump knew how to seduce a man…
So spidey would be a part of the cenation then?
Like he’d get powers at 13, start doing the whole vigilante deal at 14, and be a shield study all throughout
Marisa Tomei is 50. She’s actually at the perfect age to play Aunt May.
That’s gotta be a real self-esteem booster for the next woman who lands the role. 
dude, I’m on your side!
Besides, I can’t wait for rule34 Aunt May stuff that doesn’t feature the geriatric.