Yeah I tried stuff Crust Pizza once (just to see what is the big deal),Son I am disapoint.
Fuck off with that “I’m Italian” bullshit. The best pizza is made by Arabs in NYC.
Best pizza is chicago town pizzas and you can buy 2 of these beauties for £2 outta Iceland.
And Croatia shits on your Icelandic Pizza with the Fresh Pizza Vending Machine that allows you to chose your own toppings and bake the Pizza right there.
https://youtu.be/H4A0Ws8WQ_c
Pizza is great for commies. Everyone gets a slice. One solitary slice.
Gorbachev on the Super Mario Bros Super Show
“I promise Pizza in 30 days or Pizza free” - Mikhail Gorbachev - Super Mario Bros Super Show
Mama Mia!
I hadn’t thought of that show in quite a while.
Horribly delightful.
Thinking about it
It should be
“I promise Pizza in 30 days or you are Pizza Free, complain and go to gulag”
@Necrotrophic must not have heard that story about the cats that become extremely weak when they are only fed vegetables.
I love haiwaiin pizza I don’t care what anyone says lol.
This thread is more polarizing than the American Govt thread…
Ironically people are switching sides on this one.
wut?
why would cats have anything to do with what im saying?
Humans have the benefit of being able to metabolize almost anything. Limiting yourself to a small range of food is detrimental is what I think he was getting at.
Being an omnivore means your body thrives from processing a variety of nutrients from a variety of sources. Plant protein and animal protein digest and assimilate differently.
Cant trust this place anyway.
No chicken, or pesto sauce
I work with a bunch of vegans at my second job. They all look emaciated and have no strength at all, I have to do all the heavy lifting cuz they are weak as fuck from the garbage they eat.
He doesn’t eat meat, has never had mexican food and believes communism works
Fuck him and all those vegetarians manlets with no testosterone and luscious breasts
Somebody listens to frank all day.
I seen somebody bring up stuffed crust.
Just wanna say stuffed crust is the only reason I ever tolerate the paper thin bullshit they sell at Pizza Hut.
@Daeksakul at this point I’m fullly convinced you’re a troll, because no one is this stupid.
But for the sake of argument let’s teach something:
Tomato is a fruit scientifically talking but is considered a vegetable in cooking, is basic stuff you learn at cooking school.
Also pizza is so 19th century that since it’s invention has been a street food in Naples and to this day is still sold to this day. And for shits and giggles, yes we use brick ovens, which is what you should do to cook pizza anyway, but actually the famous pizza made on the streets of naples used to be fried, my mother was always telling me stories on how you would just go outside and buy a whole pizza that would be given to you wrapped in an heavy paper sheet.
As for pizza margherita, that’s the base of pizza if you can’t do the base how the fuck are you supposed to do an harder one?
At this point I’m gonna guess you’re an american, suppose is time we set straight something.
A lot of people say that italian food is the best food in the world. What people don’t understand is that our food is good because is simple, we don’t focus on mixing a fuckton of ingredients, we use a few good ingredients and get good food out of it.
Pizza Margherita is the prime example, is simple and delicious, you can like other stuff on your pizza more, but someone might not like the same. Margherita works for everyone.
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