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I bet he became black in his coma. That’s why he didn’t care about his wife and kids when he awoke.
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… I actually DIDN’T think he was black.
And I was right! 0_0
dudes got a serious case of cillian murphy going on in his grill
“I’m a bicycle courier” lol
Totally thought he’d be black…
Man wants A KFC Chicken cheeseburger directly after awakening? He seems rather anxious to get back to that coma.
-Starhammer-
kfc should now hire this man to do their new advertisements
he can be like subway’s jared
Idk what surprises me more, the fact that he’s not black or that KFC had the “crazy idea” to put cheese on top of a bun.
Black folks go to a local chicken place, Popeyes, or Churches. Black people don’t eat that weak ass KFC!
I haven’t laughed out loud this hard at something on this site in years.
I actually thought something along the same lines, but slightly different than I did for the thread about the guys who robbed the dude for chinese food
[INDENT=1][FONT=Helvetica]- Sees “shocking news thread title.”[/FONT][/INDENT]
[INDENT=1]- Re-reads title… oh yeah some more shit about chicken[/INDENT]
[INDENT=1]- Yeah yeah I know where this shit’s going*[/INDENT]
[INDENT=1]- *Reads highlighted excerpt [/INDENT]
[INDENT=1]- Scrolls down to pictures[/INDENT]
[INDENT=1]- Does “you are not the father” style dance. [/INDENT]
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[INDENT=1] - Yep, can’t fool me twice. He’s black[/INDENT]
The other thing I was thinking was why is this such a deal at all. THEN I thought that maybe he was in a coma for so long that KFC hasn’t served the chicken burger for years or some shit, and he had a craving for something that didn’t exist. Like someone waking up and craving a Big N Tasty, wanting some Wendy’s served to him by Dave Thomas, or wondering if they took his movies back to Blockbuster.
They need to keep monitoring is ass. If you haven’t suffered a head injury and you’re asking for some shit that doesn’t exist, you might still have a couple kinks in the works. Likewise if you had a major surgery to fix something (as anybody who used to watch House knows)…the surgery might have caused/exacerbated yet ANOTHER secondary problem that this strange request is a symptom of. And “meh” on the fiance. I’ve seen cuter. With better boobs. Lol…the look on their kid’s face along with the placement of her left hand makes it look like she’s about to go “Dudes…check THESE out!” and cause a wardrobe malfunction.
KFC. Use meat for the bread Put the cheese on TOP. Comatose mind control munchies. Illuminati sandwich. :tup:
With so much negativity in a single post, you could really do with a KFC to cheer up!
Might wanna duck, cuz here’s a bit more: The last time KFC was even SOMEWHAT decent was when they came out with Hot Wings. Boom.
omg he emerged from his coma blacker than ever
Lol. I google searched “fried chicken tier list” and the first result was another SRK thread 
(The Ask a Black Dude thread)
this man truly enjoys all the small things in life.
He obviously got a black mans liver from the transplant.
He is a real nigga…