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Was he listening to this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9N__CO7Q-I

And on drugs?

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That’s some straight up cannibalism, that is.

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I can only hope that I never experience hunger on this level.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2FDw3RKM3U

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Mspb0bkaRE

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His real name is Ray Comfort.

33

Jokes on you guys.

There’s always money in the banana stand. :tup:

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crashes car into gas station and takes the banana

Don-Don-Don-Key-Kong. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

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Goddamnit D3v these puns are killing me.

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[crashes car into gas station, gets out of car after fighting with the seat belt. Runs up to the banana and grabs it]

doink

[runs back to car, kicks in the back window so he can see through the rear view mirror. Opens car door, rips out seat belt and sits in car. Pulls out but gets stopped by kremlings]

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Come on, guys. TELL me you can eat corn flakes with no sugar without a banana in there. Dude was in dire straits.

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But I’ve been eating them straight out of the box with nothing, not even milk.

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Semantics! I’m talking about with milk. Once you add milk, you need at least a little sweetness.

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This guy is fucking bananas, what about a fruit is that APEELING?

Am I doing it right?

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This song went through my head when I was reading this news.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJkPWMaNaIM

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In DKC2 the bananas tell you where to go.

http://www.sirlin.net/articles/the-secrets-of-donkey-kong-country-2.html

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Was the banana OK?

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So the banana told him to do it?

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Yes.

Hey who remembers the banana scene in Candy Stripers?

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black people