Man Rams Car Into Gas Station to Steal One Banana

blueleon · 2014-01-11T09:25:47.000Z

To quote Black_Jaguar:

“This shit bananas”

Warpticon · 2014-01-11T09:40:10.000Z

DukeC:

*Insert generic phallic shaped object

Well, there you go.

ArtOfWar · 2014-01-11T09:50:26.000Z

One of the funniest crimes I’ve read in a while.

fizzywoemac · 2014-01-11T09:52:36.000Z

Yo, i respect a human being that takes banana’s THAT seriously.

I understand where he’s coming from, personally ive always been one to grab a banana when im not peeling very well rimshot

d3v · 2014-01-11T10:28:28.000Z

Too bad he didn’t make like one and split. Should’ve gotten outta there Diddy-squat to give the cops the slip.

OrochiDemon · 2014-01-11T10:28:56.000Z

Was he listening to this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9N__CO7Q-I

And on drugs?

Azure · 2014-01-11T10:57:44.000Z

That’s some straight up cannibalism, that is.

Fullmetaleva · 2014-01-11T11:19:23.000Z

I can only hope that I never experience hunger on this level.

Arkkai · 2014-01-11T12:48:23.000Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2FDw3RKM3U

petran79 · 2014-01-11T14:03:25.000Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Mspb0bkaRE

blitzfu · 2014-01-11T14:18:01.000Z

His real name is Ray Comfort.

Manx · 2014-01-11T16:50:16.000Z

Jokes on you guys.

There’s always money in the banana stand. :tup:

owattjacob · 2014-01-11T19:53:56.000Z

Arkkai:

OHHHHH BANANAAAAA

crashes car into gas station and takes the banana

Don-Don-Don-Key-Kong. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

ShiroPhantome · 2014-01-12T01:03:28.000Z

Goddamnit D3v these puns are killing me.

Ki_Shima · 2014-01-12T05:30:59.000Z

[crashes car into gas station, gets out of car after fighting with the seat belt. Runs up to the banana and grabs it]

doink

[runs back to car, kicks in the back window so he can see through the rear view mirror. Opens car door, rips out seat belt and sits in car. Pulls out but gets stopped by kremlings]

Rhio2k · 2014-01-12T06:18:41.000Z

Come on, guys. TELL me you can eat corn flakes with no sugar without a banana in there. Dude was in dire straits.

d3v · 2014-01-12T08:49:13.000Z

Rhio2k:

Come on, guys. TELL me you can eat corn flakes with no sugar without a banana in there. Dude was in dire straits.

But I’ve been eating them straight out of the box with nothing, not even milk.

Rhio2k · 2014-01-12T17:55:07.000Z

d3v:

Rhio2k:

Come on, guys. TELL me you can eat corn flakes with no sugar without a banana in there. Dude was in dire straits.

But I’ve been eating them straight out of the box with nothing, not even milk.

Semantics! I’m talking about with milk. Once you add milk, you need at least a little sweetness.

BullDancer · 2014-01-13T06:34:47.000Z

This guy is fucking bananas, what about a fruit is that APEELING?

Am I doing it right?

vansaykeo · 2014-01-13T09:47:51.000Z

This song went through my head when I was reading this news.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJkPWMaNaIM