Man Impersonates Justin Bieber for child porn

goodm0urning · 2012-04-20T12:17:54.000Z

Oh look! A pedophile. Who just HAPPENS to be a White male…Gee, whattah shocker! I never saw it comin’, honest.:rolleyes:

I am anxiously awaiting a news story about a black pedophile Justin Bieber impersonator, so I can demand to know where the media outrage is.

angryliberal · 2012-04-20T20:27:37.000Z

I am imagining this girl (boy am I imagining it) going to school and telling all her friends how much Beiber enjoys getting off on her putting a sharpie in her pooper. The worst part is, Canada has a sissy prison system, so he likely won’t even go away for a long time. Just like Beiber himself won’t go away for a long time.

Wait, it’s easier in Canadian law to be a pedophile…hmmm…

considersmovetocanada

Thirtyfour · 2012-04-20T21:01:41.000Z

Pedophiles are people too. People who have a great affection for children. It’s a victimless crime…children aren’t people…

That’s brony talk keep it in the MLP thread.

angryliberal · 2012-04-20T21:09:41.000Z

That’s brony talk keep it in the MLP thread.

No, that’s fucking pedo talk. Don’t confuse a noble profession like pedophilia with BS online fucktard trends like this whole brony BS. I’m not a trend, I’m an institution.

Kromo · 2012-04-20T21:51:20.000Z

This thread is a real eye opener!
Looking back, it was highly unlikely that the REAL Colonel Sanders would ask me to do those things.
Especially not in a Chicken Delight bathroom! I KNEW it was suspicious!

specs · 2012-04-20T22:43:46.000Z

I am imagining this girl (boy am I imagining it) going to school and telling all her friends how much Beiber enjoys getting off on her putting a sharpie in her pooper. The worst part is, Canada has a sissy prison system, so he likely won’t even go away for a long time. Just like Beiber himself won’t go away for a long time.

Dat Harper closin’ prisons ain’t makin’ Bieber fronters sweatin’ bullets swag.

specs · 2012-04-20T22:45:39.000Z

Wait, it’s easier in Canadian law to be a pedophile…hmmm…

considersmovetocanada

It’s not. You can get registered as a sex offender for having “virtual child porn.” People playing MvC1/2 Roll had to be on the lookout for Dem Mounties.

The latter was a joke. The former is not.

angryliberal · 2012-04-20T22:50:27.000Z

Dammit. Stupid sex offender laws…

jedpossum · 2012-04-20T23:04:17.000Z

Hey Canadians

The_Grey_Area · 2012-04-20T23:24:24.000Z

Just so you guys know; Angrylib is the only one doing right. The rest of you race baiting fuckers, please go back to 4chan.

SoVi3t · 2012-04-20T23:39:15.000Z

Dat Harper closin’ prisons ain’t makin’ Bieber fronters sweatin’ bullets swag.

dude, they’re closing Kingston Pen. That’s where my brother is, and now we have like zero fucking clue where the hell he will be going.

And yes, our sex laws are retarded. You are a sex offender for having cartoon porn. When I was a teen, I had a HUUUUGE incident involving hentai, where I had to defend that shit. One of the few things I fucking hate my country for. Never mind how many famous authors I’ve read who’ve done stories with pedophilia in them (such as Piers Anthony’s Firefly or Stephen King’s Needful Things). Because apparently somebody has to think of the children, when it comes to fapping to imaginary characters like Sailor Moon

ViolentDjango · 2012-04-20T23:43:39.000Z

Hey Canadians

bmckay · 2012-04-21T00:02:47.000Z

Hey Canadians
gif

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/Yn7nF.gif

I think the best part about this gif is how he has the sense to back the fuck off when he saw her get naked.

SoVi3t · 2012-04-21T00:34:09.000Z

I think the best part about this gif is how he has the sense to back the fuck off when he saw her get naked.

no the best part is making me remember how much Lilith > Morrigan.

ViolentDjango · 2012-04-21T00:42:26.000Z

no the best part is making me remember how much Lilith > Morrigan.

Let’s pause for a moment to bow our heads…

Spoiler

And miss Darkstalkers…

http://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters2/lilith-udon-ufs.jpg

mowr · 2012-04-21T01:06:41.000Z

LOLOLOL, And what the fuck does that have anything to do with the subject matter of what we are discussing about in this thread? ROFL, stay on topic.

You made it relevant by bringing racism into it.

Keep up. Then again I can’t really blame you for not being able to. You ARE black.

jedpossum · 2012-04-21T01:50:07.000Z

no the best part is making me remember how much Lilith > Morrigan.

Needs more official artwork.

CUTWEST · 2012-04-21T06:20:29.000Z

You made it relevant by bringing racism into it.

Its not racist if its the truth now is it? [fact]Its been proven that over 90% of all Pedophiles are White males.[/fact]

[racist]not my fault your dicks have been proven to be smaller than everyone elses that you can’t even penetrate nor pleasure mature women, so you have to seek out children to fuck in order to get the maximum amount of pleasure you could reach with such a small penis to penetrate their small openings.[/racist]

Keep up. Then again I can’t really blame you for not being able to. You ARE black.

I’m Polynesian, I bet you don’t even know what that is without googling it first LOL. Moreover, what tipped you off that i was even “Black” to begin with? You think ALL brown skinned people are black? I know niggas in India who are 10 times more dark skinned than the blacks here in America, Yet, are they considered black? Nope. But i guess everyone is either Black, White, Or Asian to you. So who’s the real racist here?

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/1056/randybydoma13my9.gif

Sleazoid · 2012-04-21T06:23:19.000Z

The arrest of Moir is not the first time police have arrested celebrity impersonators for child sex crimes. In 1995, Michael Jackson impersonator Michael Johnson, then 30, of Orlando, Fla., was jailed for five years on child molestation charges.

I’m not sure if this is ironic or just plain creepy

DaRabidDuckie · 2012-04-21T06:24:58.000Z

lmfao I wonder who he was trying to molest with the name YodaYoda01

Padawans, duh…