Man Impersonates Justin Bieber for child porn

DES MOINES, Ia.– Here’s a tip for would be drive-by shooters: if you’re wanted by police, don’t brag about it on Facebook. Des Moines police say that’s exactly what 18-year-old Hunter Dykstra did. Police say Dykstra shot up a house on Southwest...

marcusg · 2012-04-20T08:06:23.000Z

Back in the day this was legal. Men would raise these kids up right. Maybe I should call my senator.

black_shoemaker · 2012-04-20T10:53:32.000Z

Oh look! A pedophile. Who just HAPPENS to be a White male…Gee, whattah shocker! I never saw it comin’, honest.:rolleyes:

you’re obviously forgetting about that one nigga on FB who got booked for discussing CP.

SoVi3t · 2012-04-20T10:58:33.000Z

I am imagining this girl (boy am I imagining it) going to school and telling all her friends how much Beiber enjoys getting off on her putting a sharpie in her pooper. The worst part is, Canada has a sissy prison system, so he likely won’t even go away for a long time. Just like Beiber himself won’t go away for a long time.

goodm0urning · 2012-04-20T12:17:54.000Z

Oh look! A pedophile. Who just HAPPENS to be a White male…Gee, whattah shocker! I never saw it comin’, honest.:rolleyes:

I am anxiously awaiting a news story about a black pedophile Justin Bieber impersonator, so I can demand to know where the media outrage is.

angryliberal · 2012-04-20T20:27:37.000Z

I am imagining this girl (boy am I imagining it) going to school and telling all her friends how much Beiber enjoys getting off on her putting a sharpie in her pooper. The worst part is, Canada has a sissy prison system, so he likely won’t even go away for a long time. Just like Beiber himself won’t go away for a long time.

Wait, it’s easier in Canadian law to be a pedophile…hmmm…

considersmovetocanada

Thirtyfour · 2012-04-20T21:01:41.000Z

Pedophiles are people too. People who have a great affection for children. It’s a victimless crime…children aren’t people…

That’s brony talk keep it in the MLP thread.

angryliberal · 2012-04-20T21:09:41.000Z

That’s brony talk keep it in the MLP thread.

No, that’s fucking pedo talk. Don’t confuse a noble profession like pedophilia with BS online fucktard trends like this whole brony BS. I’m not a trend, I’m an institution.

Kromo · 2012-04-20T21:51:20.000Z

This thread is a real eye opener!
Looking back, it was highly unlikely that the REAL Colonel Sanders would ask me to do those things.
Especially not in a Chicken Delight bathroom! I KNEW it was suspicious!

specs · 2012-04-20T22:43:46.000Z

I am imagining this girl (boy am I imagining it) going to school and telling all her friends how much Beiber enjoys getting off on her putting a sharpie in her pooper. The worst part is, Canada has a sissy prison system, so he likely won’t even go away for a long time. Just like Beiber himself won’t go away for a long time.

Dat Harper closin’ prisons ain’t makin’ Bieber fronters sweatin’ bullets swag.

specs · 2012-04-20T22:45:39.000Z

Wait, it’s easier in Canadian law to be a pedophile…hmmm…

considersmovetocanada

It’s not. You can get registered as a sex offender for having “virtual child porn.” People playing MvC1/2 Roll had to be on the lookout for Dem Mounties.

The latter was a joke. The former is not.

angryliberal · 2012-04-20T22:50:27.000Z

Dammit. Stupid sex offender laws…

jedpossum · 2012-04-20T23:04:17.000Z

Hey Canadians

The_Grey_Area · 2012-04-20T23:24:24.000Z

Just so you guys know; Angrylib is the only one doing right. The rest of you race baiting fuckers, please go back to 4chan.

SoVi3t · 2012-04-20T23:39:15.000Z

Dat Harper closin’ prisons ain’t makin’ Bieber fronters sweatin’ bullets swag.

dude, they’re closing Kingston Pen. That’s where my brother is, and now we have like zero fucking clue where the hell he will be going.

And yes, our sex laws are retarded. You are a sex offender for having cartoon porn. When I was a teen, I had a HUUUUGE incident involving hentai, where I had to defend that shit. One of the few things I fucking hate my country for. Never mind how many famous authors I’ve read who’ve done stories with pedophilia in them (such as Piers Anthony’s Firefly or Stephen King’s Needful Things). Because apparently somebody has to think of the children, when it comes to fapping to imaginary characters like Sailor Moon