Man High on PCP Swallows Smartphone

WTF-AKUMA-HAX · 2014-01-28T10:41:14.000Z

deadfrog:

[details=Spoiler]1 ) Get high
2 ) Feeling hungry
3 ) Pick up phone to order a pizza
4 ) God this ringing is taking foreverrrr
5 ) Y’know what? GULP!
6 ) That was actually pretty good
7 ) Oh shit, could the cell phone waves give me stomach cancer??!?
8 ) I should probably ask a hospital
9 ) [/details]… How am I supposed to call 911?

“You dared him to eat my phone”

Jack in the “CRACK” did this. :wasted:

d3v · 2014-01-28T10:42:30.000Z

SaikyoStyle:

I clicked this thread like “Please be Florida, Please be Florida”

Interesting read none the less.

Nah, if it were Florida, I’d have just dumped it into the Florida thread. Fucked up news coming out of that place just isn’t surprising anymore.

Missing_Person · 2014-01-28T10:48:25.000Z

Forget the Florida thread for this one (if it were in Florida), this deserves its own thread.

VASaga · 2014-01-28T13:38:38.000Z

Dave Chappelle said it best

white officer assaults black man taking a selfie
"That nigga was on PCP Johnson!!.. You saw him. Oh well, lets sprinkle some crack on him and get out of here"

Warpticon · 2014-01-28T16:04:03.000Z

…I can’t be the only one who kept reading hoping they’d say what model it was, can I?

Darklightjg1 · 2014-01-28T17:14:44.000Z

He couldn’t win the Darwin award this year. Maybe next year, champ.

SoVi3t · 2014-01-28T17:24:27.000Z

om nom nom

OrochiDemon · 2014-01-28T18:37:10.000Z

Wonder if the phone is even worse reception in him.

Celerity · 2014-01-28T18:54:41.000Z

There’s an app for that.

Altum · 2014-01-28T19:03:09.000Z

Was the phone ok?

Combo_Knight · 2014-01-28T19:41:51.000Z

I hope the vibration on his phone doesn’t trigger his gag reflex.

Vynce · 2014-01-28T20:59:00.000Z

Warpticon:

…I can’t be the only one who kept reading hoping they’d say what model it was, can I?

I googled the dimensions and smart phone, but my search was fruitless.

pedoviejo · 2014-01-28T22:56:01.000Z

PCP is definetly one of those strange drugs where the effects: biologically and phsycially, intrest me so much. I definetly wouldn’t be the one testing these substances, but mother of god is that shit amuzing and scary at the same time.

Blacks vs Cops is a 0-10 match up, PCP makes it a 10-0 match up.

infinite47 · 2014-01-29T01:53:38.000Z

This dude thought his phone was a snickers bar smh PCP is no joke

Raz0r · 2014-01-29T08:36:08.000Z

There are numerous videos of black dudes on PCP running around in the streets and sleeping on the subways butt naked in NYC, btw. It’s hilarious.

SNAAAAKE · 2014-01-29T09:08:03.000Z

he probably had this wallpaper

http://content.iphone-room.com/previews/iPhone_Beer_by_elpinchoDesigns.jpg

Manx · 2014-01-29T09:22:10.000Z

“Can you hear me AaarrrrraGuuggahhhGgLaaa”

Matriarch · 2014-01-29T10:25:18.000Z

Watch this guy end up winning a lawsuit because the warning label failed to mention “Do not swallow”.

Ki_Shima · 2014-01-29T19:35:49.000Z

Manx:

“Can you hear me AaarrrrraGuuggahhhGgLaaa”

This post is so childish yet I had to stop myself bursting out laughing on the bus

duck_r_us · 2014-01-30T09:51:15.000Z

Truth is…you’re eating more of the costs than you think.

http://gregbenzphotography.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/Man-Eating-Cell-Phone.jpg

Is texting while eating legal ?