Man High on PCP Swallows Smartphone

Raz0r · 2014-01-28T05:10:03.000Z

Imagine what he’d do with a dick.

Tweleve · 2014-01-28T05:13:01.000Z

CaptainGinyu:

I wonder what in life pushes people to do drugs like this? I can’t judge them but I want to understand.

Curiosity, perhaps

Reticently · 2014-01-28T05:13:28.000Z

Holy shit, somebody finally found a good use for a wireless recharger.

Tekno_Virus · 2014-01-28T06:57:10.000Z

That wasn’t very…

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smart of him!

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SaikyoStyle · 2014-01-28T07:18:13.000Z

I clicked this thread like “Please be Florida, Please be Florida”

Interesting read none the less.

SNAAAAKE · 2014-01-28T07:25:48.000Z

vansaykeo:

Was the smartphone an Apple?

with apple maps…not wonder the phone couldn’t find its way out!

AKI · 2014-01-28T08:00:54.000Z

We got niggas out here trying to kill themselves with virtual pancakes.

#foodapps

Zulu · 2014-01-28T09:13:25.000Z

Gone off that wet.

AlanEdrick · 2014-01-28T10:31:41.000Z

PCP is one of the worst drugs, there are some stories of people climbing telephone polls naked. Or punching through a wooden fence just to have 6 cops barely hold him down.

WTF-AKUMA-HAX · 2014-01-28T10:37:15.000Z

Vynce:

I know that guy. He pocket dialed me swallowing the phone. I got the call and just heard “Gwahhhaggugh. Bwawalagh.” I was like whaat.

I think this is also how BeGuiled send in threads to SRK. It kinda explains why he doesn’t respond or interact with anyone in any way until dropping another thread on us.

Dropping… not calls but Million’s decadence

Brings a new meaning to “butt dialing” if he was allowed to try to pass it, “naturally.”

WTF-AKUMA-HAX · 2014-01-28T10:41:14.000Z

deadfrog:

[details=Spoiler]1 ) Get high
2 ) Feeling hungry
3 ) Pick up phone to order a pizza
4 ) God this ringing is taking foreverrrr
5 ) Y’know what? GULP!
6 ) That was actually pretty good
7 ) Oh shit, could the cell phone waves give me stomach cancer??!?
8 ) I should probably ask a hospital
9 ) [/details]… How am I supposed to call 911?

“You dared him to eat my phone”

Jack in the “CRACK” did this. :wasted:

d3v · 2014-01-28T10:42:30.000Z

SaikyoStyle:

I clicked this thread like “Please be Florida, Please be Florida”

Interesting read none the less.

Nah, if it were Florida, I’d have just dumped it into the Florida thread. Fucked up news coming out of that place just isn’t surprising anymore.

Missing_Person · 2014-01-28T10:48:25.000Z

Forget the Florida thread for this one (if it were in Florida), this deserves its own thread.

VASaga · 2014-01-28T13:38:38.000Z

Dave Chappelle said it best

white officer assaults black man taking a selfie
"That nigga was on PCP Johnson!!.. You saw him. Oh well, lets sprinkle some crack on him and get out of here"

Warpticon · 2014-01-28T16:04:03.000Z

…I can’t be the only one who kept reading hoping they’d say what model it was, can I?

Darklightjg1 · 2014-01-28T17:14:44.000Z

He couldn’t win the Darwin award this year. Maybe next year, champ.

SoVi3t · 2014-01-28T17:24:27.000Z

om nom nom

OrochiDemon · 2014-01-28T18:37:10.000Z

Wonder if the phone is even worse reception in him.

Celerity · 2014-01-28T18:54:41.000Z

There’s an app for that.

Altum · 2014-01-28T19:03:09.000Z

Was the phone ok?