Man gives toddler a niptuck, plucks nips off

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I guess he didn’t notice the kid’s chest bleeding after his little game of twister. :confused:](‘http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/news/article.html/content/news/articles/bn9/2012/11/21/deputies_pasco_man_t.html’)

Last time we had a thread with “toddler” in the title, things didn’t go so well.

Why would you give your son a titty twister?

I’m pretty sure dude was arrested for twisting a 2-year-old’s nipples. The fact that they came off just made the charges worse.

They come off?

Let me guess, Florida?

Florida indeed

inb4

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Why Florida? Why?

Not gonna lie. I felt the need to cover my own nipples to protect them while reading this.

Look at the bright side, the kid’ll never lose at a game of nipple twister again, ever.

why would you twist a 2 year old’s nipples

I hope he said “I got your [S]nose [/S]nipples!”

I don’t see this guys stay at the jailhouse going well…

I keep saying we should just make single thread for every time FL fucks up, they do it so often it could be it’s own website…runs to godaddy

Its true, my cousin one morning decided to wake me up by scratching the hell outta my chest. He scratched one of my nipples off they never grew back.

better than drowning in a septic tank.

God dammit that makes me cringe.

Nipples aint real nigga shit

Holy, SHIT! I completely misread the title. I read it as “Man gives toddler toothpick, plucks nips off”

…man… I don’t know which one would’ve been weirder.