Man beats up a 3 year old and breaks its leg. Cause the 3 year old ate the last slice of cheesecake

White people are very likely to kill you, touch your children in bad places, and then go buy up all the houses in the nearest black neighborhood so they can raise the property values, put up a Whole Foods (with a Starbucks inside!) and chase everyone away. You can’t trust em!

Btw @RLBURNSIDE‌ I like your username. ‘Ass Pocket Of Whiskey’ was a great album.

Wait hold on… Asians don’t cut their fingernails? :o

Those meddling white people! shakes fist

I made the big tit Asian stalker cut her fingernails.

In order to further distance myself from humans, I must train in my sleep and survive through many battle simulations.

When I was sleeping and in the middle of the night she put her hand in my face and I woke up and for an infinitesimal amount of time that seemed infinite, I thought that I was being attacked by:

I don’t know how many people have experienced this, but if you’re deep in your sleep and try to activate your muscles instantly, you can’t move at all. Kind of frightening.