Man, there needs to be an orgasm bank. So people who orgasm too much can donate to those chicks (and let’s be honest, it’s ALWAYS chicks) who can’t. Just like there should be a breast bank. No reason a breast reduction should mean tits go to waste, right?
Okay seriously though, there’s no way that dude cums 100 times a day right? At the very least, he’s probably shooting sand by the 7th time, right? He probably has no sperm count.
Can’t go to the beach/pool without a white cloudy mist covering your lower half while swimming and a bunch of mothers hiding their kids while screaming.
that’s probably the craziest part of this whole mess…dude was just getting up from a chair. It wasn’t like he got in a car accident or got shot in the brain with a nail gun or something.
I know this is probably pure hell for this dude, but man, I kinda want it to happen to me still. I can’t see this being anything but win win. Sure you look fucked. BUT YOU GET ORGASMS. I would jsut explain to people my condition, then proceed to come while looking straight in their eyes, smiling. Repeatedly. Who needs to fuck women when I can just walk up to any girl and blow my load out my shorts? Work? Nope, permanent disability it seems, send me them cheques while I go camping or bust a nut at the grocery checkout while staring at some random girl who is scanning my noodles.
I wonder if he takes a lot of naps, too. That would be beneficial, I’m sure.
Imagine how pumped you would get playing video games! Win a round in Street Fighter? Have a free miraculous and magical blowjob from what I can only assume is God itself.
I feel bad for the guy.
I mean, it’s hard not to laugh at him saying he came nine times at his dad’s funeral, but you’ve got to feel bad for the guy.
Idk thats kinda fucked up even for your standards Sov… I can just picture the creepy scooby doo montage of you runing around making asian face to random girls. Everyone screaming and running away… Ugh, i need to unsee that asap …
i love that this shit is abbreviated PSAS
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Is this for real? I shouldn’t laugh, at least he doesnt jizz everytime, that would be even worse.
edit: Damn he gets 4 hr boners, sometimes has 30 erections a day.
Theres a woman that has 50 orgasms a day too.
[/quote]Who want’s to hear about guys having this problem. Let’s change it to this girl’s from youtube as a topic
I bet you the God of War probably has never ending erections too. Maybe this dude just needs some giant blades and the free ability to slaughter everything that opposes him.
I still think he’s a pussy, and every time he cums he should be thinking God is high fiving him for being so fucking awesome.
“Excuse me sir, did you just cum in front of my 12 year old daughter?”
“Yup. I also did it again when you yelled at me. Gonna go say hi to your son to, and do it again. You wanna go yell at that blind girl over there for not being able to see, while you’re being ignorant to my condition?”
Then I would fall to the ground, wipe tears from my eyes, and thank God for…YOU GOT IT…another mind blowing, boxer short staining, legendary multiple orgasm.
high fives all around
Hmm… I wonder if narcotics/ssri’s could help these people. My experience from both these drugs is that it is impossible to nut on them.
Fixed for accuracy. Nobody cares about somebody making o-faces at the flamingoes from 30 yards away…but while petting goats and hugging bunnies? AND in close contact with kids? Oh, HELL no.
Hey, there are theaters out there that would welcome his condition with open mouths.
“You just keep on coming…”
Whack
Did you see what YOU did there?