when is the tourney? i actually had no intentions of entering but i might play for the hell of it with all my hard-earned FIGHT MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYY
since you called me out with stupid reasons instead of manning up and just challenging me straight up, i’m going to offer an extra penalty if you lose.
IF YOU LOSE (there. i was nice enough to use “if” instead of “when”)
pay me 100 in 1’s
call me daddy on camera
DRINK TWO BOTTLES OF KOREAN JUICE and by korean juice, i mean soju.
i will bring two bottles. the moment you lose, you have to down the entire bottle, and you can finish while the 3v3 tourney happens. if you are too drunk off 1 bottle and if i feel like you won’t remember whatever happened while you are drunk, i have permission to either punch you in the face and/or buttsex you on camera.
IF I LOSE:
pay you 100 in 1’s
do your interview and/or cry on camera
win or lose, i’ll probably down a bottle of soju just for the fuck of it. ahhahaha.
Oh, boy. I’m really not good with my alcohol.
Deal, but I’ll get drunk pretty fast, so that second bottle is going to be a lot later than you might think. All the more reason to actually win now.
Edit: On second thought, no homo. Otherwise, I will drink.
nah. i just recently went to fudruckers last saturday. i’ll be going to davis this saturday for the 3v3. James, right? I’ll look for you. The name’s C.J. btw.
one of my three cocks is angry and looking for a way to ‘relax’. DO YOU WANT SOME SLOMPO?!?? DO YOU!?!? PULL A LEONCIO AND SUCK THE MEAT AND JUICE RIGHT OUT OF THE BUNS?
also, soju goes well with samgyupsal. someone should bring some. RAW. fucking coopa is gonna get owned.
