HAHAHA… I BROUGHT HIM BACK TO SRK!
In other news, I’m pissed with the Army. Fucking tard ass soldiers. Overworked, underpaid. You know how that goes.
USE to be! She’s been replaced by a limited edition run of my old buddy! She’ll be back…the FF8 avatars always come back…
How long you got left in there man?
yeah, I know how you feel. Even on the outside, it’s the same old shit. 'tard ass workers who bitch even on an easy ass job like McDonalds. This shit is NOT brain surgery!!! Still, fucks seem to mess up even the simple and small shit, no matter how I try to explain it. The only good thing is that two new girls started working today. They are a rather plain looking pair, but they both have nice smiles. The one on the grill seems rather quick mentally, compared with the stuff that has shown up before her. Since they are both able to work day shift, that takes a little of the load off my shoulders.
A word of warning: if you’re only paying minimum wage to your workers, don’t try to cheat them on the raise. They will quit, leaving you with only one or two workers whom you will have to pay much more so that they will stay. My McDonalds has learned that lesson in the hardest way possible. My paychecks will reflect that from now on. I’m lovin it. 
-Starhammer-
congrats
Life is so shitty here in the barracks.
When I sit back and think about the fact that I have been in the barracks since 2004, it makes me want to scream. I am currently routing my chit to get off-base. I want to have some money saved up when Heidi gets here, and I am gonna crash at my buddy’s place for a couple of months until she gets here. I won’t have to pay rent but perhaps slide my buddy some green, and then the utilities.
I got plane captain of the month back in November, and I just got my chit back requesting an F/A-18 backseat ride. I have to go and do the swim test now, and take a flight physical.
I’m hungry and hungover… oh, being a Sailor is so demanding -_-
Not as demanding as being a Soldier. Pussy.
SLIDE, WHERE YOU AT? ARMY, HOOAH, STAND UP!!!
LOLs… yea, that’s my point http://navyad.ytmnd.com/ Yet I guess working on computers and babysitting younger soldiers is much more dangerous.
You know about recruiting tools - ALL LIES. Which means all that Navy shit is fake. Come on - nametag on your butts? WTF?
Co-ed my ass… Everyone knows the Air Force has all the barbies anyway. Navy/Army/Marines have the same ogre looking women, only difference being sea cows or land whales. Air Force has all those fly girls.
you said it right. BABYSITTING young soldiers. my time working in restriction on the lemoore navy base taught me that. Some people just aren’t cut out for miltary work. some people aren’t cut out for work at all. I met a lot of people who were just pwned by God at birth. the poor bastards should’ve just stuck their heads in the toilet and started flushing. well, I made it through so I don’t see why nobody else can.
…I’m sure I was trying to make a point, but after sucking on a bottle of Everclear for the past two hours, I’m unable to make out what that point was. better luck next time I guess.
-Starhammer-
Agh I’m sorry Ducky… I’m not trying to be a bastard. I respect your job just as I respect my own. But I’ll tell you one thing, after this enlistment, I doubt I re-enlist.
But that ytmnd is fucking hilarious! And yes, there are no co-ed showers, and having sex with Navy girls is pretty exciting… like going down to the clinic to get a pap smear.
And I’m having a hard time agreeing with what we as the military are even doing in the first place.
It’s not our job to agree with the war, it is our job to fight it, keep our brothers and sisters in arms alive, and bring them all back home. We don’t handle the politics of it, we don’t get paid enough to do that.
Yea… I tell myself I don’t get paid to think, I just get paid to do… suddenly I am thinking of Balrog… “I got paid!”
I got PAID!!!
*rips off shirt
More like: I got **BED!!! ** *pulls up covers
Good night guys.
Ironically, this is the very same thought that helped me keep my head together when I was in.
-Starhammer-
did you ever see some of those black marine chicks? I’ve only been in a few instances where they were there, but so far, 4 out of 5 get the I’d hit it and admit it. in some cases, the face was average or lower, but the body? :wow: girl better have her grappling skills ready when I catch that ass alone.
the name tags on the ass was true. we still had tags on the pocket of the dungaree pants when I was there, but I think they stopped it now. the coveralls only had it on the front pocket and the dress uniforms of course, only had the pin-on tag. I never got any of the camos, so I can only guess that they’re like the other branches. yes, I could google and search it. no, because I’m so damn lazy and I try not to associate myself too closely with my navy past. bad memories and headaches usually follow.
-Starhammer-
Apparently, I’m re-enlisting. I saw it on the training slides they show the brigade commander - “SGT YU IS STAYING IN THE ARMY.” Yes, it was on the slide, yes, I was named by name, and yes, it was exactly like that, in all fucking caps. Apparently all the big wigs at the meeting got excited about it… and each time I’ve seen them since Monday, they were patting me on the back and telling me they were pleased with my decision. I just gave them a WTF look and drove on until I did some snooping around and found out I was part of the quarterly brief.
…this is news to me, shit. I haven’t said shit about reup really, since they won’t meet my terms, so I wonder how they gonna mark me out like that. I don’t really like the reenlistment NCO. I was hunting him down all day so I could find him and whoop his ass for setting me up like that.
2am here and I’m off to bed, figured I’d make a post in the late night thread before I passed out. Take it easy. That 8am class tomorrow is gonna suck.
Exact same sitution. Man, school is gonna suck tommorow >_<
The only good thing about having your name on your ass is when two dumb fucks are carrying out a conversation RIGHT in the middle of the ladderwells on a ship. Of all places to stop, dumb fucks.
I barely wear utilities anyways. All I ever wear are coveralls… when out to sea it’s cammy pants and a flight deck jersey.
what!!! WTF? how are they just gonna MAKE you reenlist? Fuck a bunch of that!!! it’s time to get out and get the real money. I know what the bastards are gonna try and pull on you too. some wartime-related retention BS. the hell with that shit. get out on hardship if you have to, but DO NOT stay in there if they aren’t giving you what you want. I repeat, DO NOT STAY IN THERE IF THEY ARE NOT GIVING YOU WHAT YOU WANT!!!
-Starhammer-