i’m looking for an overnight pimple remedy. akward homemade remedies abound!
wouldn’t it be wild if you could just ask a girl for something sexual and get a straight answer? like you just need to try this position you read about and she just says yes or no. it would be so simple. but taht’s crazy talk.
If cats stop putting pussy on a pedestal, life would be easier. Then bitches wouldn’t have these inflated egos.
Just say fuck it and worry about finishing school or something.
big booty women are evil.
my fucking arm has a two inch scar on it because I forgot about this very thing. my guard slipped, and I paid the price. yeah, it’s just skin damage, but still…
be on your guard brothers. be on your guard.
-Starhammer-
Wait… what?
What the hell happened?
It was his boss, I bet. Mrs. Bigbooty, as he calls her. You need to go ahead and ask her out on a date, Starhammer.
Or just give her some “surprise sex,” SH.
yo. I’m back finally.
had my connection chopped for a little bit, but as you can see, things have gotten better. not much has changed in between posts. I finally have money staying in the bank for once and my body seems to have finally gotten rid of the desire for alcohol completely. I was in a lot deeper than I thought. still, I was able to crawl out with my own two hands which makes me feel a LOT better about myself. now I can get my ass back in gear and start doing things the way I want to.
on a side note, I’m falling in love with the French singer named Alizee. Even though I can’t understand a single word of the songs she makes in French, they are so good that I can’t help but play them. before long, my neighbors will probably try to have me evicted or shot since I leave the radio on for them to enjoy it while I’m gone. 
that’s it for now…
-Starhammer-
yeah. it was big booty who got me…AGAIN!!!
last time, she bumped me into the hot ass grill. this time I ripped a few inches of skin off in a failed attempt to slide past her while carrying a box of hamburgers for the grill. In truth, it would’ve worked if it hadn’t been for that one jagged piece of metal on the side of the wall I hit. it’s already healed so no big deal there. still, chalk up another one to the evil of big booty women.
-Starhammer-
“Nettie!!! Come give a nigga a hug!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, check me out nigga!”
Good ol’ Juvenile, may he rest in peace
R.I.P.
1978-2034
looks like ive missed a good thread.
awesome movie. amazing real life stunts. david belle is an extraordinary guy.
LOL?! You are out of control… is that when the zombies are going to eat his body?
Yeah…a zombified Kurly Head…
*Kurly Head bites off Juvenile’s Adam’s apple
“Who’s the baller now wordie?!”
I saw that shit…Awesome movie? No.
Amazing real life, no stunt double, stunts? Yes.
I loved the engrish, “it’s hotting up in here!” But the preachiness and contridactory themes made it seriously lack.
Haha. Everytime I come on RPD has got some crazy new av.
My biggest girl problem at the moment is finding time to play video games. Unfortunately I can’t just zone out at the TV for a few hours, or she starts calling me obsessive. :sad:
i only recall people getting hit, and people jumping over things. that makes it awesome for me lol.
R.P.D. corp. continues to push the envelope on the highway to the danger zone, in order to bring smiles to your faces.
I guess you’re the true Dr. Pepper man, YahnV. I stopped religiously drinking it a while ago. I’m all about Pepsi now. Bastard, I guess you win.
*fades away to ‘another dimension’ <-- Cheap DBZ plug
He drinks dr. pepper. that says it all. :tdown: coke and pepsi for the win.
…on top of that, look at the way he treats poor Yuri. she looks so cold and needy in that av. come here Yuri. I will warm you with these two arms…
-Starhammer-