I’m guessing that the woman that came on to you wasn’t attractive huh?
I must have missed the post about you working at McDougals Star. DON’T DO IT!!! I’m sure theres and independent video store or something around there for you to get into. Maybe a convience store or gastation or something. Your choices may be limited, but I know you can find something remotely better than that…
ONEZ
You should have taken yo ass and dipped in the chocolate, son.
So, in an interesting turn of events, I think I might have turned one of my lesbian friends straight again…
Warning, long story ahead…
We’ve been friends for awhile, I know that whole group of lesbians - which is cool by me, since it’s like having a female friend without any of the drama that comes with them thinking you want to fuck them and you can check out chicks together. I know a lot of them and they are all the feminine types, so it’s all good. One of them is really cool with me, and we hang out occasionally. I’ve always respected that thin line, since a lot of my close female friends are lesbians.
So I’m at the club last night getting fucked up, and since the particular club I went to closed at 2AM last night, me and my friends went downstairs. The club downstairs on Saturdays is known as a gay night, although a lot of straight people go there (you can bring your gf and not worry about dudes trying to hit on her or whatever). I go to that club often on other nights when it’s not “gay night” and since I know the owners and promoters, I always get in free and sit around with them having drinks. So I’m sitting around working the entrance (piss drunk and working the entrance for those guys, wtf lol) but the group of lesbians I know pop up since they were already there and they all start hanging with us. We have them open the VIP section so the owners/promoters/club royalty (that’s me!) can chill in there and get all the drinks on the house.
So me and my friend are getting tore up and we start dancing and out of nowhere, we start talking about how we would go for each other if she was straight or bi instead of lesbian. We talk more and the feelings are pretty mutual… shocking, since she has had a girlfriend for all the years I’ve known her and would never occur to me to go back straight. On top of that, she asks me to follow her home…
…so I follow her home, and shock all the lesbians living at her place (whom I all know) since we walked in all groping each other. We go to bed (with two other lesbians sleeping in the same bed lol) and start messing around. The other two lesbians decide to leave us alone and yeah… so we wake up in the morning and I think I’ve converted her. She’s cool as shit so we’re probably going to shift into a relationship but I can’t believe that I’ve done the impossible. I’ve turned a lesbian back straight.
bows
bows to Ducky I’ve heard of a lot of girls who ended up going gay after a relationship (almost sorta happened to me), but converting them back to the blue team, that’s rare. Props to that.
You’re almost assured a threesome, at least.
Check the Fast and the Furious thread, Azrael. I had some questions…but I’m too lazy to copy and past it here, so just go check there. =/
Oh and hello, Late Night! Been long overdue for me to show my face in here.
If I got her, I’ve secured a threesome since I know she is down with my other friend, who is also down for it. They’ve never done it and I’m just the guy to introduce them to it. We’ve actually talked about it before, but weren’t too serious since well… they both were strictly lesbians at the time. I’ve brought one back to the light side of the force…
How was Thailand?
Man, I’m so burning with jealousy right now.
Thailand was awesome. Ended up spending more money than I intended to. And never made it down south to Pattaya or any of the beaches - that’ll be for the next trip I guess. Saw a lot, did a lot, ate a lot, had a good time overall. Also, seeing X-Men 3 in the theaters for like $3 was cool. …But then, I could have bought the “DVD” on the street for like $.50.
RPD - I’m not into racing at all, and I don’t live in Tokyo, so I dunno. I used to have some friends here who were big racing addicts though, and apparently you can find that stuff not only in Tokyo, but even some areas out here in Kansai where there are big enough roads and not enough police to crack down on it.
You. It’s that time again…
stranger and stranger the story goes. I might be lucky enough to get a job other than the Burger flipping job if I’m fast enough. I’ll find out in the morning if I have a chance. it’ll be at a local Office Depot, something closer to my heart. Wish me luck.
-Starhammer-
I just spent 2 and a half weeks with a german girl I met online… I’m feeling like my normal, navy, piece of shit ass now that she’s gone.
Don’t frown bro. At least you got those two weeks. better than nothing, and a lot better than the Navy chicks you could’ve been hooking up with.
-Starhammer-
You sir are one step closer to enlightment (sp). I envy you with all the hate that the most hate can… what was I talking about again? At any rate, I hope you get that threesome. That is the one sex act that I have yet to accomplish before I can die happy. AND NO I’M NOT GOING TO PAY FOR ONE!!! It’s just not the same if you don’t earn it.:sad: With any luck, I’ll get my girl to have one with her roomate. They’ve been getting might close lately, so either A) it’s gonna happen or B) I loose my girl to the likes of hot korean/caucasian hybrid.
ONEZ
okay. No idea what happened, but it seems like this account got glitched like the other one. I had to re-subscribe, which is the point of this post. no real news to give this time around. just doing the same old same old.
-Starhammer-
I’ve already had a threesome, on multiple occasions too. I’m more hoping this works out with the girl - she’s real cool and I haven’t had any luck with women relationship-wise lately. She is coming over tonight to chill so hopefully it goes well tonight.
We await your return…
:tup:
Just graduated from college. don’t have car, don’t have a job. Though I can relax a bit until I need to pay off my financial aid debt, I am still restless about how I am going to settle down and move on this new period of life. I am in a new apartment so I am not terribly too familiar with the environment. Though there are buses it seems like everything will take forever for me to get from one place to another. I don’t just want to watch porn the whole day but it’s temping since I finally have my own room
So you didn’t even make it to Pattaya? Oh man, you missed out! SIN CITY OF THE WORLD!!! Next time, you gotta hit it up.
She came over last night, it went well… might turn out good, but we’re moving slow, and I’m not in any rush to get my heart broken or anything.
LOL!!! You dug into the way back machine for that one. they’ve all been gone for a while now. probably a year or so. as it turned out, I didn’t have to pull my connection. things worked through okay and are continuing to do so. I’ll soon have to get some other things started though, but all will work out. I’m confident of it.
-Starhammer-
http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=115484
Yep. another thread by yours truly. everybody gets shot!!!
-Starhammer-
So yeah… I’m still dating that lesbian. Saw her last night, we went out to the club and got wasted. I’m seeing her tonight and all… it’s going a lot better than I expected it to.
Good going man. :tup: very few have the power to bring them back to our side. Use the power wisely.
-Starhammer-