LOL. I could see them now…
OH NO!! IT’s HIM!!! RUN!!!
well, I spoke my part about it already. the shit that used to get to me was that whoever was in charge always wanted you to play nice with them, but they run and hide when the little brats start getting annoying. come to think of it, they never stop being annoying do they?
…Dammit Ducky, you should become president already. I think a lot of shit around here would get solved.
-Starhammer-
Ducky: Thai Chicken is one of the worst. What’s wrong with you? Not only is the Thai Chicken weak, but so is the Country Captain Chicken, what is that shit anyway? I bet you only like Thai chicken cause the word Thai, Lily Thai 
…just playin.
You can’t just do that to haji though. I mean, i feel the same way, why not just bomb the fuck out of Ramadi??
On the small scale though, you just shoot a random guy, then you’ll have people retaliating with VBIEDs, informates will stop, etc.
Onetime over here, a tank rolled over a car and in return we had to stop a bunch of VBIEDs and try to explain to the townsfolk what happened and shit.
Slide: You talking about Thai Curry Noodles with Chicken? beceause that is officially the bomb. It’s not dirty indian/west indian curry, but sweet , spicy curry. Best Thai I have ever tried. It’s more great than it lets on. Addictive too. First time, I wanted to go back, take some home, dechiper the ingredients, and act like I did work. I probably will do so next week.
Any non-coffee cures for a hangover? Dad wanted to celebrate my new job last night by going places.
Naw, we were talking about MRE(Meals Ready to Eat), menu #6: Thai Chicken.
Hangover cure? Water, food, sleep.
Next time you go out drinking, make sure you don’t do it on an empty stomach and drink a bit of water before or after. That works for me, preventing hangovers from even happening.
If you’re dehydrated and hungry, you fuck yourself up.
Everything he just said is the truth. if you start throwing up, drink something. water, juice, milk, do it. if you start dry heaving, you’ll have hell to pay.
-Starhammer-
This talk about Thai Chicken is making me hungry. Going to Thailand on Friday so I’ll give you guys a verdict on that. :bgrin:
I’ve worked up a pretty kickass itenary so far. Including one night to see a Muy Thai competition! I won’t expect any one-eyed fighters to jump out and start obliterating the heavens with his Godly crouching fierce…but it would be sweet if it happened. I am determined to get my picture taken c.fiercing in front of one of those reclining statues.
I hope it’s either Pattya beach or Phuket. At least I know you’ll be good to go. man, just be fuckin careful on those areas!!! For fucks sake, don’t buy any food outside of a restraunt or better yet, out of a package. preferably a package, but a restruant is just as good and it’s cooked.
You might as well get your gaijin sense back up to par because instead of dodging dick-grabbing schoolkids, you’ll be wave dashing around, behind, and sometimes over the street vendors. yeah, they’ve got some new and interesting stuff there, but once I’ve said no a thousand times on one street, I couldn’t care if they were selling 24kt gold for a buck.
oh yeah. speaking of kids… Get ready to get annoyed. a lot. They’ll be bugging you for anything they can get from you, so get ready. I don’t know if it’s the same in the larger cities, so a lot of that might not apply. Still I’d rather you had a warning of what can happen. Other than that, the rest you’ll find to be enjoyable.
-Starhammer-
I’m spending 2-3 days in Bangkok, then going to go through Pattaya for maybe a day (should I make it two?) before spending some time on the beach at Koh Samet.
Thanks for the tip about the restaurants, I will definitely keep that in mind. I’ve heard about the touts (vendors) and how aggressive they can be. I’ve also heard about kids who will seemingly swarm you, but it’s just a distraction to pick your pocket. And about the ladyboys who will pretend to be drunk and stagger in your direction only to knee you in the groin and jack your stuff.
I’m gonna be on high alert at all times. I know UNR alone will not protect me. I’ll be ready to drop a ladyboy flat if s/he tries some shit with me. I will bring the c.fierce back to Thailand.
THE SHEMALES!!! I knew I had forgotten something. man, if you go into any bars over there that seem a little too eager for american company, you may want to walk away from them. some of them are shemale strip clubs. Yeah. You read it right. one minute, you’re looking at a nice rack, the next? OH NO!!! Worse still, some get you in there and get you drunk enough to pass out. You can figure out the rest. I’d say look in it first. if you see a bunch of americans (They are never hard to spot) then it’s probably safe to go in. If you’re the only one, or if it’s like one or two, back-up and go to another.
as far as your plans go, I’d say the two days in bangkok and one in pattaya sounds solid. Pattaya’s got a beach, but I wouldn’t want to hang out longer than one day. get me some pics of the Koh Samet beach. sounds like it has the potential to be the best of the three stops you have planned. No matter what, have some fun. :tup:
-Starhammer-
Congrats on the vacation, mister.
Az, tiger knee’em like Jackie Chan or Tony Jaa…in slow motion!
Make it two. Also, make sure to check that ladyboy show where they all sing and dance. Not sure if that particular bar got rebuilt after the tsunami, but just ask around for it. Don’t hit on any of the shemales in there, since you won’t be able to tell the difference without the wet test for the ones in there. They do put on a good show if nothing else.
I was looking it up and I found a few methods for determining whether a girl is the real deal or a ladyboy…
– Adam’s apple, or a scarf/oddly placed accessory to cover it. …This only works pre-op though I guess.
– Women sway their hips naturally when they walk, because it’s how they were built. Men aren’t built like that, so they have to consciously do it. So it comes off as over-exaggerated and forced.
– Women can straighten their elbows a little bit greater than 180 degrees…I dunno, something to do with joints. Men can’t. So if you’re in doubt, try straightening her (?) arm…if it stops too soon, it’s a he.
By the way, to all who’ve gone, what’s the transportation like? One day I’m planning to go to Erawan National Park in Kanchanaburi…the next day I want to head south for Pattaya and Ko Samet, but in my plans now after Erawan I go back to Bangkok for the night and then head south. Does anyone know if I can go directly from Kanchanaburi? I’d doubt it, but I figured it doesn’t hurt to ask.
Hahahahah Azrael I liked your post… :wgrin: I’m meeting a girl from across the world in 3 days and I now plan on straightening out her arm…!
Ducky I Im’ed you but either you were dead or getting your dick sucked… here’s hoping for the second option.
:wasted: Port-o-potties Port-o-potties Port-o-potties :wasted:
I just also realized how lucky our internet center here has been. It’s good being on a FOB with not that many personnel, cause you can actually get to a computer. Now this place is swarmed with Marines and you gotta wait like 90 min to get on a computer for only 30. Gotta come here after midnite in order to use the shit, good thing i dont have anything important to do tomorrow.
I was playing this game called Red Ninja today. Shit was fun, cause it’s like Tenchu but with much better movement and camera.
Also on my computer i’ve been reading 80s Uncanny X-men.
With the new position I’ve been too busy to really do shit. Even though I’m online pretty much 24/7, I’m not actually present at my machine or I’m too busy banging away at Formflow to notice any IM’s.
BUmping it for tonight.
Not much happening here, just chillin and watching TV again. Today when I went into grab some breakfast, the guy is all but shoving applications into customers’s hands. I’m wondering if that’s a sign. maybe it’s time to get off my lazy butt and do some work, even if it’s burger flipping. It’s not like a few extra bucks in my pocket will hurt and I could always use something to help keep my mind occupied as well. on the plus side, I finally found a way to get some sleep without booze or sleeping pills. Strangely enough, just covering the windows in the bedroom did it. no more light, no more problems. :tup: Well late night, say whatcha wanna say.
-Starhammer-
Getting a job is a pretty good idea… you get to get out of the house, keep yourself busy, make a few bucks, and have a chance to have sex with customers/hot coworkers.
Just apply, Star. I assume you’re old enough to pick a real career. If not, then do what you must. I wouldn’t rely on a McD job to get you out of the house. 5 resumes a day can help you out. Slow but sure idea.
As for me, slept near the laptop last night again, woke up, and slept once more. Still with a pile of things to take on, I’d assume that I’ll be busy tonight with some school work. At first, this afternoon, I’ll get over to my internship and drop off the papers. Tommorow, I’ll catch X3 at night, with some packing by the morning. Moving is dread.
true. as far as getting a job, it wouldn’t be a problem. the McD job is litterally for that, just to get me out of the house. basically, the same thing as me wandering around the streets, except I’m wandering around a grill and getting paid to do it. as it is, it will only be a first step towards me getting some training in what I really want: computer repair and building. maybe open my own little home buisness that way. people are always screwing up computers, so it’s not like I wouldn’t have a job anywhere I wanted to go. I just want to do something other than sit around and exist. I should’ve taken better advantage of my time in the military, but I didn’t. Now I’ll work with what’s left.
-Starhammer-
mmm, i see people are still posting here:wgrin: …
whats up?