Calling somebody their joe is sort of a army slang term instead of calling them your soldiers. Ducky is an NCO and NCO’s help and train soldiers.
Which joe am I?
haha. I clash with authority too much cause I think everyone above me in my chain is a douche. So i wont answer that.
But thanks for the props though man, yeh this job is hard as fuck.
Sergeant DUCKY IS BACX! :tup: we have MISSED you up in here. luckily, that other shit is over and we have a porn-master again. speaking of porn…
a few days back, one of the ladies I chat with on IM just busts out with ." hey Stormy!! you wanna see something?"
of course, I’m all like “Sure”
the next thing I see, she yanks her shirt off.
up goes the clothes and out comes the twins.
…and they some big boys too.
she’s all laughing at my face, but there’s one thing she DIDN’t know.
I know how to save ANYTHING that is happening on screen at the time.
I have a pair of pictures of her melons on my computer. 
when she found out, she freaked. she asked me to get rid of them.
of course, I told her I did.
…I lied.
I look at those boobs before going to work. they help brighten up my day. pretty much all of the waitresses where I work lack TNA in their DNA. They are some sweethearted little ladies, and they are ALL cute in the face, but man, it’s just not going on past the neck for most of them.
more war stories from me later. I gotta go pay some bills.
-Starhammer-
LOL 
I just deleted some pictures of a girl from back home nekkid too. I had some really dirty ones too, but I told her I didn’t see us together, and she wanted me to delete them. But I already had so…
HEH!!! You are gonna love this one…
Starhammer gets owned by some little kids!!!
okay. this is as I’m getting ready for work. I get ready, and I’m opening the door when I see something that doesn’t look right out of the corner of my eye. I look at the outside of my door and I see the BIGGEST spider ever seen by mortal man.
of all things, it HAD to be a spider…The one thing I’m DEATHLY afraid of.
well, when I realize what it was, I let out a scream that probably shattered every window in the neighborhood and I kick the door closed. after a few seconds, my heart rate drops back to normal and I go back to the door to see if I managed to knock it off the door. Yep. it’s on the ground, but it’s just laying there. at this point, I’m like,“man! I gotta get rid of this thing or I won’t make it to work on time!!!” Finally, I step forward, jump up a little, and STOMP the shit out of it.
…When my feet hit it, I realize what’s up.
The spider is made of rubber…it’s a fake. :wow:
Some of the little kids in the neighborhood got me. I’m always out tickling them when I’m out on walks, so I guess I had it coming. BOY did they ever get me. that one was so good, I want to hunt down the kid that did it and congratulate him. more craziness to come.
-Starhammer-
V-day folks. And I’m busy with exams and helping the anim club.
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Fuck i have pulled 7 all-nighters this month my body will collaps soon. Otherwise everything is dandy, got a new job :). Fuck i hope it doesn’t snow tomorrow it’s getting tedious to brush the snow of the car and scraping the ice of the windows. Especially when your shitty 81 opel(vauxhall) kadett gets ice inside of the car too. Btw keep on trucking slide.
I’m one bitter sergeant nowadays. Today would be my first actual day returning to my shop, which in the past month and a half has gone to ruins without me. I feel sorry for the privates… actually, that’s a fucking lie, they are in for a world of pain for thinking they run shit. I return the lone sergeant on the floor, the most senior system analyst and system administrator in my brigade, and the angriest and most bitter sergeant these lower enlisted will ever see until they straighten the fuck up. Blow that fire up they ass until they melt from the heat.
Slide - Lock and load, place your selector switch from safe to semi, and turn and burn on those motherfuckers. I’m requesting to deploy with 1-27INF over with the 25thID (WOLFHOUNDS!!!)… I already know that it will get denied, but damn I just want them to give me a chance to get revenge for my soldier… just one chance. I want to go for all the wrong reasons right now but everytime I see that KIA bracelet on my desk it makes me want to kill all those bastards over there.
An angry and bitter sergeant indeed.
SRK seems to lag like a drunken whore on my comp these days.
I just refortmatted and every other site runs fine. But when SRK links are opening, it’s like the internet is draggin a huge boulder by a cable.
st valentine’s day suck, i didn’t know there were so many ppl in my city lol, looked like everyone got out to spend cash over their gf. fuckin traffic, can’t even get on time to school
Valentines Day was the usual for me: wake up, go to class and come home, heh. I went and bought some wine for my underage friend and his woman to enjoy.
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Tondashocka:** I ran into a guy in the mall here at Auburn that was playing marvel. He was happy to find a guy who could beat him, lol. Actually, I was so horribly rusty he got me one match and I had to leave, then he felt bad that I had to leave, so I gave him my number and I got his aim screen name. He goes to college here too and he plays 3S as well. Looks like Valentines Day wasn’t a complete waste, I found a buddy to play fighting games with.
Cool.
Yeah, SRK has been mad laggy. I thought it was my computer but I guess it’s not. Oh well…
Good to know, I’m going to be taking econ over the summer. I’ve been WAY to busy as of late. Today this I’ve seriously studies for about 8 hours.:wasted: I want to go to sleep. I’m looking forward to this weekend too. My friends are throwing a huge party. Going to have over 2000 jello shots.:wgrin: Right now I need to go to sleep. Later everbody.
^ Aiight mang, get-it-on!
Up with Breath of Fire IV…again. They just found out that Ryu is actually two people and…I know who both of them are! Damn, Capcom! You ruined Bear good!
This game is owning my soul…and probably, my entire semester 2, also. Next to this and development training with actionscript, there is no way I’ll pull anything near 90. Just kidding…no. It would.
Still got the case of site block. Aww well. Night late night. No leno assist.
Save the Late Night crew, and my friends on this board that know me in real life, seems as though most other posters on this board actually do not believe I’m in Iraq right now.
As i was saying in another thread, I sure don’t act like I am. I mean LOOK I’M ON THE INTERNET POSTING. Which is probably not possible in some people’s minds being in a hotzone. Even though it’s 2006.
And it’s also not in me to constantly advertise something like that every single time I post. Which is why I really don’t bring the discussion about it outside of this thread besides the couple of times in the Thinking Out Loud thread, because I was thinking out loud. I guess this shit is strictly for military heads that understand. Fitting i say.
Ducky: So you’re requesting to come over here huh? Good luck with that, I guess. Make it as short a tour as they will allow you.
Somehow even though I’ve never been in the military I feel you. You’re a cool dude Slide, keep on keeping on.
Thanks.
But I was whinning for absolutely no reason at all.
It bothered me a lil bit when it shouldn’t.
I cease.
The smallest things have been getting on my fucking NERVES lately.
There must be something about pinning the private rank on someone that turns them into a fucking retard. I’m about to skin two of my privates for being FUCKING STUPID… I was thinking about becoming a kinder, gentler, type of sergeant, but these dumbfucks are really making it impossible for me to do that. Fuck it. From now on, I will lay the smoke on them hardcore since they think they can get away with shit. Once they associate pain with fucking up, they won’t fuck up anymore. Fucking idiots.
No offense to you, Slide, but I’m pretty sure you understand the retardation that I speak on.
Wouldn’t blam it on them being a private, but just the person in general. They were already a retard beforehand.
I understand the retardation you speak of, because those ranked above me are prone to being stupid all the fucking time. Difference is that their rank allows them to get away with it. That’s why they act that way.
I have no problem subtley calling them out on all of it too, and it pisses them off. I don’t get along with people that are idiots.
what did I miss?
I guess you’re right, but a temporary retardation hits a lot of privates until they grow out of it and pin on them sham shields. My unit just got a huge influx of privates and they are annoying the shit out of me. Some of them are so fresh from AIT that I can’t even ask them shit because they end up going into the “sergeant loop”- you know what I’m talking about, when a private doesn’t really know and sits there at parade rest stuttering his ass off, every other word turning into “sergeant”… “Sergeant… um… I… well, sergeant… um… I don’t really know, sergeant… yeah… sergeant… well… sergeant… if I can ask, sergeant… maybe sergeant… sergeant, maybe you should ask someone else, sergeant?” Some shit like that.
There are a few new LT’s in the area as well… at least the butterbars know better than to step in my shop. I love yelling at those fuckers. Those guys are dumber than the dumbest privates. You can find squared away privates all over, but a squared away 2LT is something you just can’t find.
Already got a private who bought a car on the MILES program and fucked himself. How hard is it to ask before you go out and buy a car? 18% APR on a car… even with $3000 down, he is paying $20,000 for a car worth $13,500. It’s not even a new car. 5 years of $300 monthly payments… what the fuck was he thinking? Fucking dumbshits. :bluu: